malibuwfc.jpgRather than commending her for bringing a little outside the box thinking to the table, Wells Fargo has apparently canned Cheronda Guyton, a senior vice president previously responsible for foreclosed commercial properties. Her “crime” was that rather than let an uninhabited Malibu home, and a pretty sweet one at that, sit around and not be partied in while it “was withheld from the market for an agreed-upon period of time,” Guyton had some friends over and threw some ragers, one of which had guests ferried to the beach house by yacht. The Journal is of the opinion that this sort of creativity is shameful, and Wells, not feeling a pat on the back and raise would be appropriate with everyone looking, had this to say: “We deeply regret the activities that have taken place as they do not reflect the conduct we expect of our team members.” Guyton has not discussed the issue with the press though if she’s smart she’ll plead ignorance on this thing. Technically, no one told her when she first started that this sort of thing is frowned up.

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Comments (28)

  1. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 5:37 PM

    pretty sweet house. prettay prettay prettay sweet.

  2. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 5:39 PM

    fucking wells man. FUCKING WELLS!

  3. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 5:40 PM

    whats the big deal?

  4. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 5:40 PM

    dips on partying in dykstra’s foreclosed hovel.

  5. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 5:43 PM

    Cheronda there will always be a home for you at bank of america.

  6. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 5:45 PM

    @5 sorry, meant to sign that.
    -5/KL

  7. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 5:48 PM

    Did she, or any other women, go topless at said parties? If no, why not?

  8. Posted by sc | September 14, 2009 at 5:55 PM

    I like parties, why wasn’t I invited to this thing?

  9. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 5:56 PM

    @7 i would like to know the same thing.
    -rick kimball

  10. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 5:57 PM

    I hope CherGuy has made an appropriate provision against taxes for the implied income the IRS will be adding to her tab this year.

  11. Posted by cheronda | September 14, 2009 at 5:59 PM

    It is a very small neighborhood. I have no further comment to make

  12. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 5:59 PM

    “she had sex with the cleaning lady on her desk”
    A forced reference but kinky. I’ll take it.

  13. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 6:01 PM

    @11 fuck you. that’s my line.
    -richard kimballer

  14. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 6:02 PM

    @12 eat me.
    -george costanza

  15. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 6:06 PM

    those tits never get old

  16. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 6:10 PM

    CherGuy is a god damn hero

  17. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 6:11 PM

    slore

  18. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 6:12 PM

    @17 nobody said these were sex parties. those are my speciality.
    -RK

  19. Posted by Investorcluzo | September 14, 2009 at 6:17 PM

    I think we all know what I think of wells…this seems to be par for the course. BOOM goes the dynamite. classic line in the story:
    “Under the terms of the agreement with the owner, the property was withheld from the market for an agreed-upon period of time.”
    read: withheld until we can throw a few parties to make us feel like we did during the dot com bubble…

  20. Posted by rudeboy | September 14, 2009 at 7:10 PM

    She should have pulled a Costanza: “Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?”

  21. Posted by trojan | September 14, 2009 at 7:20 PM

    Party at the Moon Tower.
    -D. Wooderson
    SVP, Working for the City

  22. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 7:52 PM

    Ass to ass, first, please. )~(
    Thank you Ms. Connelly. Now it is a party.

  23. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 9:57 PM

    I was invited but did not go because they do not let collies inside.
    ~Dennis K.

  24. Posted by Chickie Passgasparino | September 14, 2009 at 11:51 PM

    @16 tell your mom I think she is a skank for not teaching you better morals

  25. Posted by polizeros | September 15, 2009 at 2:36 AM

    Rules are for the “little people” said Leona Helmsly before going to prison.

  26. Posted by guest | September 15, 2009 at 10:45 AM

    @22 Nice Requiem reference! Great movie!

  27. Posted by guest | September 15, 2009 at 3:55 PM

    Cheronda – I love your style! Let me invite you to our upcoming TLAF party.
    George Ellison

  28. Posted by LOL | September 16, 2009 at 5:33 PM

    She was probably was hired for her looks and smile. Get use to this kind of brains America. She is a women!

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