Rather than commending her for bringing a little outside the box thinking to the table, Wells Fargo has apparently canned Cheronda Guyton, a senior vice president previously responsible for foreclosed commercial properties. Her “crime” was that rather than let an uninhabited Malibu home, and a pretty sweet one at that, sit around and not be partied in while it “was withheld from the market for an agreed-upon period of time,” Guyton had some friends over and threw some ragers, one of which had guests ferried to the beach house by yacht. The Journal is of the opinion that this sort of creativity is shameful, and Wells, not feeling a pat on the back and raise would be appropriate with everyone looking, had this to say: “We deeply regret the activities that have taken place as they do not reflect the conduct we expect of our team members.” Guyton has not discussed the issue with the press though if she’s smart she’ll plead ignorance on this thing. Technically, no one told her when she first started that this sort of thing is frowned up.
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pretty sweet house. prettay prettay prettay sweet.
fucking wells man. FUCKING WELLS!
whats the big deal?
dips on partying in dykstra’s foreclosed hovel.
Cheronda there will always be a home for you at bank of america.
@5 sorry, meant to sign that.
-5/KL
Did she, or any other women, go topless at said parties? If no, why not?
I like parties, why wasn’t I invited to this thing?
@7 i would like to know the same thing.
-rick kimball
I hope CherGuy has made an appropriate provision against taxes for the implied income the IRS will be adding to her tab this year.
It is a very small neighborhood. I have no further comment to make
“she had sex with the cleaning lady on her desk”
A forced reference but kinky. I’ll take it.
@11 fuck you. that’s my line.
-richard kimballer
@12 eat me.
-george costanza
those tits never get old
CherGuy is a god damn hero
slore
@17 nobody said these were sex parties. those are my speciality.
-RK
I think we all know what I think of wells…this seems to be par for the course. BOOM goes the dynamite. classic line in the story:
“Under the terms of the agreement with the owner, the property was withheld from the market for an agreed-upon period of time.”
read: withheld until we can throw a few parties to make us feel like we did during the dot com bubble…
She should have pulled a Costanza: “Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?”
Party at the Moon Tower.
-D. Wooderson
SVP, Working for the City
Ass to ass, first, please. )~(
Thank you Ms. Connelly. Now it is a party.
I was invited but did not go because they do not let collies inside.
~Dennis K.
@16 tell your mom I think she is a skank for not teaching you better morals
Rules are for the “little people” said Leona Helmsly before going to prison.
@22 Nice Requiem reference! Great movie!
Cheronda – I love your style! Let me invite you to our upcoming TLAF party.
George Ellison
She was probably was hired for her looks and smile. Get use to this kind of brains America. She is a women!