Here’s a little thought question for the group while we wait for Gmail to start working again (it’s been what feels like hours at this point, which is just obscene). New AIG Chief Bobby Benmosche has been pulling out all the stops in an effort to provoke Andy Cuomo. He’s threatened to lock the Attorney General in room and do things so unspeakable that we don’t even want to hear about them, only saying that they’ll be worse than anything you can ever imagine. He’s offered non-apologies. He’s referred to himself in the third person when doing so. And we’ve gotten nary a peep from Andrew. Greg and I actually made the huge effort to call his office today and see if anyone over there wanted to give it a shot. Nothing. How must Benmosche up the ante to get something out of this prick? Tell a bunch of employees he’s going to screw Cuomo’s wife?* Threaten Andy’s good standing with NAMBLA? Claim he’s going to release a Sheryl Weinstein-genre book about what went down in the room? Go all Mike “I’ll eat your a-hole and then fuck you ’til you love me” Tyson on his ass? WHAT? If Cuomo should be counted on for one thing it’s being thin skinned and of the temperament that causes someone to seek out fights as a way to deal with Daddy issues. Now one is banging his door and he’s too good to answer the phone? WTF? I refuse to accept that he’s taking the high road.
*Before you get up in my business about how that’s not realistic, review the transcript from yesterday‘s meeting at AIG. This is exactly the road we’re going down.
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1st “who wants to smoke Andrew Cuomo’s hog” joke.
Rest assured my staff is preparing a statement.
Bess, I found Andrew: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UaLL79KJEc
Love,
Israeli Yalie
Ask Andy if he knows of any good rememdies for tennis elbow.
charlie gasparino is training him in a meat locker. get ready bobby.
@5 Nobody slices prosciutto thin as Charlie.
A little bird told me that he is working with John Kreese to develop a franchise of Cobra Kai dojos. They plan on launching their flagship store in an Aurora, Colorado strip mall come November.
Bobby: Andy.
Cuomo: Yes?
Bobby: I nailed your wife.
Cuomo: What?
Bobby: After the town meeting last August. You were in Rhode Island on business. Three times, Andy. She said you never went three times, Andy.
a sleeve of Tasti Cakes.
@7,
They don’t stand a chance against CG’s alma mater: Tiger Schulmann’s Karate.
I’m trying to be the bigger man.
JK. Got my dick stuck in a zipper and have been laid up in bed for a week recovering.
@10 I thought CG was an alum of Billy Blank’s Tae Bo-ner Martial Arts Academy.
Man, this guy is a dead ringer for me!
@11 ftw
a lap dance (by ‘mosche) and a bag of chicken oughta do it.
15 = ptj
@ 13 FTW. The clothes say “I believe in evolution”. The brow says “it just hasn’t happened to me yet”.
@17 that was good
@17,
You have me ROFLing!!!!!!! HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
I like the commercials with the Gecko better.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I’m just a caveman. I fell on some ice and was later thawed by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! . . . When I see my image on the security camera at the country club, I wonder, are they stealing my soul? I get so upset, I hop out of my Range Rover, and run across the fairway to the clubhouse, where I get Carlos to make me one of those martinis he’s so famous for, to soothe my primitive caveman brain. But whatever world you’re from, I do know one thing–in the 20 years from March 22, 1972, when he first ordered that extra nicotine be put into his product, until February 25, 1992, when he issued an interoffice memorandum stopping the addition of that nicotine, my client was legally insane.
He’s spending too much time with Sandra Lee of semi homemade fame……maybe he’s not so dumb?…..nah!
His new business card reads: Andrew “Encino Man” Cuomo.
Cave. Cave man. I get it.
WTF is Silvio doing on DB?
I heard that he has been shooting the next round of Geico commercials