Well this is sad. Bernie Madoff’s longtime administrative assistant, Eleanor Squillari, is selling the above portrait of the boss, photographed by artist Yousuf Karsh. It once hung over her bed (Berns’ suggestion), but those were in better times, when Squillari thought of Bernie fondly as the guy whose hand job appointments she’d book, and whose mistresses she talk trash about out of jealousy. Before she found out that the mitts that grabbed her ass were those of a criminal. Now she wants nothing to do with him or his likeness and is pimping the headshot to the highest bidder. Opening bid is $2,500 and she’s hoping for about 5 large. Personally, I’m holding out for a life-sized cut out of this.
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wow, dark and artsy
Love the picture
I will not hesitate to rape your vagina or your bank account, whichever is more fluid.
He doesn’t always drink beer…but when he does, he prefers DosEquis.
@1 that’s what I was going for.
-bernizzle
The photo makes him look fat.
Haunting.
He looks so regal in that pic
Oh come on “He looks so regal” guys, if this isn’t a perfect shot to say that to I don’t know what is. He looks like a true Master of the Universe in that pic.
@BBF – You win!
@9 Im always there when you need me
- one of several regal/beagle/Glass-Steagall guys
Where are his lips?
This looks like a publicity still from “Enemy Mine.”
I always thought Louis Gossett, Jr. played the alien.
Huh.
he looks like his polygrip has just come undone and he doesnt want anyone to notice
@ 3- Nice
I think this is Bernie’s prison mugshot, and they photo-shopped the convict numbers out of the picture.
His eyes show his sincere remorse.
Who looks more regal? Sir Ponz or everyones favorite mustachio’d rogue?
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Oh Elenor..I love to fuck you while I watch from above the headboard..I love fucking you but I love myself sooo much Ahhhhh I’m Fucking coming just thinking about it Ahhhhhhhhhhh
Bernie
@ 16- His eyes show sincere remosre? Don’t know what you are talking about because I dont’t see it.
@18: your acting career is off to a rocket start. contact me at Bang Bros……your wife is already there
@19:
Stare deeply into Bernie’s eyes. This is the pensive look he gives just before announcing, “I’m sorry.”
Its the exact look he gave Sheryl just before he revealed his manhood to her for the very first time.
@19 Look at the expression on his face, you see that, you see what he’s doing? He’s kinda looking right into your eyes saying “Hey Big Boy…Heyyy, How ya doing?”
19, please kill yourself.
@20 that would have been far more biting if you’d said: ” .. your daughters, your mother and your wife are already there… ”
What’s your motivation?
@Highly
I would have to take the prince over the ponz…
What’s the point of banging a poor man with a small penis, just sayin’
De Beers? Dealbreaker is funded by blood diamonds.
- Liberal Bastard
@25 You are doing nothing to disprove the notion that you are a dude.
(I admire the persistence though)
Is it just me or does he look like Marlon Brando in The Last Tango in Paris in that pic?
Butter anyone?
@3, Comment of the day
@27
Should I care? Would having the DB masses acknowledge that I am a girl make me whole? a better person? happier?
Fuck off… I know what my naughty bits are, how to use them, and that’s all that matters to me.
@ 18, please die.
@30
keep repeating that to yourself
-not 27
@30
SHOW US YOUR TITS!
He’s swallowed his lips!
That hairstyle kept workin’ through all those years…
Looks like he’s about to spew.
@32
Repeat this: I’m going to 150
STFU
@24: call it libido, not motivation. palin’s daughter had motivation.
Ponzi…the new fragrance from Calvin Klein
@39 +1
That’s the pic taken when he won the “Who Has The Bigger Dick” contest with Ann Coulter.
He was once my gay lover
@30 GETTEMOUT
@3
A bit of genius, that.
The horror… The horror….
That pic is from his PRISON PENPALS profile. He had his mouth and other orifices sewn shut to imply fidelity.
Looks like he has a mouthful of cellmate.