• 22 Sep 2009 at 5:32 PM

Write-Offs: 09.22.09

By Bess Levin

$$$ Stumpf To Become Wells Chairman [WSJ]
$$$ John Thain might’ve lied about Stan O’Neal’s office gym [BI]
$$$ Josh Rosner on The Crisis [WSCS]
$$$ Goldman Bankers Seek Perfect Match [The Deal]
$$$ More from the ‘sensy‘ files: “Boville, 33, further claimed her male colleagues regularly subjected her to sexually charged come-ons and rude comments [such as], “Do the curtains match the carpet?” Male colleagues, the suit said, constantly referred to her “guns” for breasts and “wheels” for legs while propositioning her non-stop.” [NYP]

Comments (26)

  1. 1
    Posted by Maria B | September 22, 2009 at 5:43 PM

    “Guns”?? I beg to differ.
    Stumpf is what Dennis Kneele whips out at the kennel.

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | September 22, 2009 at 5:51 PM

    I hear Boville has small guns which are no problem for her wheels because the curtains don’t match the carpet in that ride.
    Roll on the Sternum Cowboy!
    word!

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | September 22, 2009 at 6:04 PM

    @1 that’s a “hundstucker.” “Stumpf” is a verb. I stumpf, you stumpf, he stumpfs.

  4. 4
    Posted by ex-PMB chick | September 22, 2009 at 6:20 PM

    This Boville woman is so bush league.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | September 22, 2009 at 6:30 PM

    Why do women scream and holler more under such circumstances than they do during sex?
    ~B. Madoff

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | September 22, 2009 at 7:04 PM

    “Boville earned between $7 million and $8 million a year”
    I’d do anything for that kind of money.
    -Maria

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | September 22, 2009 at 7:29 PM

    Can’t believe no one has jumped all over the quote from the GS dating article: “doesn’t see a near-term acquisition that will deliver a better return than investing in existing businesses,” Quote of the day!

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | September 22, 2009 at 7:41 PM

    What is wrong with asking if the curtains match the carpet? It’s a legit question. I ask Erin all the time.
    CG

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | September 22, 2009 at 8:18 PM

    @7 shut your filthy whore mouth

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | September 22, 2009 at 8:21 PM

    I bet Erin Burnett’s boyfriend at Citi
    earns far more than that.

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | September 22, 2009 at 8:22 PM

    7: go grease some pole please

  12. 12
    Posted by RBC Trader | September 22, 2009 at 10:21 PM

    Lindy started it, with all her moosefisting and all. Tell me that’s not suggestive.
    Women, eh?

  13. 13
    Posted by SW | September 22, 2009 at 10:52 PM

    Is RBC hiring?

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | September 22, 2009 at 11:27 PM

    THE WHITE GOD. COKE

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | September 23, 2009 at 6:52 AM

    Boville meat curtains = Salty
    Why?
    In the UK, Boville is the trademarked name of a thick, salty meat extract, and sold in a distinctive, bulbous jar.

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | September 23, 2009 at 6:52 AM

    UBS sucks.

  17. 17
    Posted by american bandersnatch | September 23, 2009 at 7:16 AM

    @15 – It’s Bovril, you numbskull.

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | September 23, 2009 at 7:32 AM

    @ab no, it’s not, shit for brain: http://www.reuters.com/article/governmentFilingsNews/idUSN2124933220090921?sp=true

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | September 23, 2009 at 7:39 AM

    -15
    You are a meathead with Bovril between your ears.

  20. 20
    Posted by march222 | September 23, 2009 at 7:53 AM

    @15 close enough for goverment work.

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | September 23, 2009 at 8:09 AM

    @6, that $7-8 million a year sounds more like top-line gross commission rather than what she was taking home.

  22. 22
    Posted by american bandersnatch | September 23, 2009 at 8:09 AM

    @18 – I know it’s hard but try to keep up. How does your article resolve the spelling of the British spread?

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | September 23, 2009 at 8:15 AM

    @AB I know what Bovril is. In fact the text for my post came from the Bovril wiki:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bovril
    I’m sorry my attempt at a “joke” offended your finer sensibilities :-)
    -15
    - not 18

  24. 24
    Posted by american bandersnatch | September 23, 2009 at 8:18 AM

    Apologies, too early in the morning for me to catch the humour.

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | September 23, 2009 at 8:19 AM

    @AB no worries.
    -23

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | September 23, 2009 at 8:32 AM

    @15 Should have that signed off as an AIG/Lehman Quant.

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