This is a huge shipment so he’s going to need a couple of able bodied guys to come with and hijack the goods. For those of you trying to score some brownie points, meet in the parking lot in ten for further instructions and ski masks– van’s leaving promptly at 3.
The New York Aquarium is moving ahead with a $100 million plan to renovate its building in Coney Island and create two massive tanks for more than 30 sharks — about four times as many as now ply the aquarium’s waters.
Under the aquarium’s plan, the sharks, whose streamlined forms simultaneously scare and fascinate visitors, will have a lot more room to move. The aquarium’s single 90,000-gallon tank — where eight tiger, nurse and reef sharks now make their home — is to be replaced by two glass-walled tanks with a total capacity of 600,000 gallons.
um holy shit on the tag
god GOD i’m turned on right now.
-you know who
My “streamlined form simultaneously scares and fascinates visitors” too, ya know.
-cg
would these happen to be coke sharks?
CG strikes me as the type of guy that keeps exotic animals as pets illegally.
ROFL@#3! Best comment, ever!
What do you call it when Bess makes a post about sharks?
-A Snark Attack.
What do you call it when Greg makes a post about sharks?
-A Snorek Attack.
@5 same here but in this case we’re talking about me and the massive boner I get for these particular fish so STFU.
-sc
I just came. Several times.
-sc
There was a loud “bang” from under my desk, and then it moved.
-Steven
All the great ones leave their mark. We’re the wet bandits!
Snark? I beg your pardon, sir or madam.
Bess Levin why do you do this to me?! You know I need to focus and now I’m going to be mentally undressing these sexy beasts all afternoon.
I’m there boss!
@11 shut it Marv!
Tag of the week.
Bess, stop digressng: show us your tits.
What happened to the tag? If you can’t laugh at child sodomy, the terrorists have won.
@18 I agree but I think ‘wet dream come to life’ better encapsulates what’s going on here. Though it was a tough call.
I didn’t see the original tag. What was it?
@20 “Like a child molester stumbling upon an unsupervised group of kids at recess.”
What would you do if you woke up in the middle of the night and Dennis Kneale was sodomizing a shark at the foot of your bed while CG filmed it? Discuss
@21 Nasty.
@22 that would never be dennis kneale, it’d be me. s a fucking dick, k pal?
-stevie
Jesus I’m hard again.
-sc
Well, Stevie, what would you do, friend?
@26 what I meant was I would be the one sodomizing the shark. So that’s what I’d be doing. Any other questions?
-S
Will someone please just give the big guy his dribble bib already…….
bess i may have said this before but id like to make liquid romance in your brain
…and then your boobies
Does SC like fishsticks?
Do they have freakin’ laser beams on their freakin’ heads?
Calgreedy for Dr. Evil
Perhaps they will have a specimen of the rare, yet extremely ferocious Jaguar Shark?
-Capt. Steve Zissou
@Hammer- you have told me a variation on that before, yes.
@26: I ain’t your friend, buddy.
~Stevie
@30 – Yes I do like fishsticks. I like fishsticks in my mouth.
SC