This is a huge shipment so he's going to need a couple of able bodied guys to come with and hijack the goods. For those of you trying to score some brownie points, meet in the parking lot in ten for further instructions and ski masks-- van's leaving promptly at 3.
The New York Aquarium is moving ahead with a $100 million plan to renovate its building in Coney Island and create two massive tanks for more than 30 sharks -- about four times as many as now ply the aquarium's waters.Under the aquarium's plan, the sharks, whose streamlined forms simultaneously scare and fascinate visitors, will have a lot more room to move. The aquarium's single 90,000-gallon tank -- where eight tiger, nurse and reef sharks now make their home -- is to be replaced by two glass-walled tanks with a total capacity of 600,000 gallons.
Aquarium To Renovate With Giant Shark Tanks [NYT]
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2009 2:21PM
um holy shit on the tag
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2009 2:23PM
god GOD i'm turned on right now.
-you know who
Posted by pfluger , Sep 17, 2009 2:25PM
My "streamlined form simultaneously scares and fascinates visitors" too, ya know.
-cg
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2009 2:25PM
would these happen to be coke sharks?
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2009 2:28PM
CG strikes me as the type of guy that keeps exotic animals as pets illegally.
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2009 2:29PM
ROFL@#3! Best comment, ever!
Posted by CoveredLong , Sep 17, 2009 2:29PM
What do you call it when Bess makes a post about sharks?
-A Snark Attack.
What do you call it when Greg makes a post about sharks?
-A Snorek Attack.
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2009 2:30PM
@5 same here but in this case we're talking about me and the massive boner I get for these particular fish so STFU.
-sc
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2009 2:32PM
I just came. Several times.
-sc
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2009 2:33PM
There was a loud "bang" from under my desk, and then it moved.
-Steven
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2009 2:33PM
All the great ones leave their mark. We're the wet bandits!
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2009 2:34PM
Snark? I beg your pardon, sir or madam.
Posted by sc , Sep 17, 2009 2:34PM
Bess Levin why do you do this to me?! You know I need to focus and now I'm going to be mentally undressing these sexy beasts all afternoon.
Posted by d berkowitz , Sep 17, 2009 2:35PM
I'm there boss!
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2009 2:37PM
@11 shut it Marv!
Posted by Perkins Maxwell , Sep 17, 2009 2:41PM
Tag of the week.
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2009 2:43PM
Bess, stop digressng: show us your tits.
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2009 2:46PM
What happened to the tag? If you can't laugh at child sodomy, the terrorists have won.
Posted by Bess Levin , Sep 17, 2009 2:56PM
@18 I agree but I think 'wet dream come to life' better encapsulates what's going on here. Though it was a tough call.
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2009 3:00PM
I didn't see the original tag. What was it?
Posted by Bess Levin , Sep 17, 2009 3:02PM
@20 "Like a child molester stumbling upon an unsupervised group of kids at recess."
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2009 3:08PM
What would you do if you woke up in the middle of the night and Dennis Kneale was sodomizing a shark at the foot of your bed while CG filmed it? Discuss
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2009 3:08PM
@21 Nasty.
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2009 3:09PM
@22 that would never be dennis kneale, it'd be me. s a fucking dick, k pal?
-stevie
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2009 3:18PM
Jesus I'm hard again.
-sc
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2009 3:28PM
Well, Stevie, what would you do, friend?
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2009 3:29PM
@26 what I meant was I would be the one sodomizing the shark. So that's what I'd be doing. Any other questions?
-S
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2009 3:37PM
Will someone please just give the big guy his dribble bib already.......
Posted by HAM05 , Sep 17, 2009 4:07PM
bess i may have said this before but id like to make liquid romance in your brain
...and then your boobies
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2009 4:11PM
Does SC like fishsticks?
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2009 4:25PM
Do they have freakin' laser beams on their freakin' heads?
Calgreedy for Dr. Evil
Posted by Becky Boot Fan , Sep 17, 2009 4:37PM
Perhaps they will have a specimen of the rare, yet extremely ferocious Jaguar Shark?
-Capt. Steve Zissou
Posted by Bess Levin , Sep 17, 2009 4:45PM
@Hammer- you have told me a variation on that before, yes.
Posted by guest , Sep 18, 2009 6:27AM
@26: I ain't your friend, buddy.
~Stevie
Posted by guest , Sep 18, 2009 11:58AM
@30 - Yes I do like fishsticks. I like fishsticks in my mouth.
SC