Logical but no less soul-crushing news from the House of Raj:
The boys and girls at Galleon no longer enjoy real time quotes unless they get it from the web, service was cancelled given that they no longer need to make trades. They’re pretty upset about it.
They can trade curry futures. Raj has first hand experience.
-Biff
Beth, where’s MY fucking story?
THEY’RE upset about it? THEY’RE upset about it?
-RR
margaret brennan just said dissemination
I always trade with delayed quotes because doing so protects me from market volatility. Fucking Pikers. What’s the big deal?
Fuck trading, lets smoke some Tina instead!
-Agassi
tell them to execute everything on a dark pool in my ass.
-Raj
Turn those machines back on! Turn those machines back on!!
60% of the time Yahoo! Finance message board information beats the market everytime.
This is outrageous! I think I might quit. That’ll teach them.
-Galleon Trader
Been so long since I’ve seen a NSFW DB post that I almost clicked “Continue Reading” without reading the tags, at work.
That headline could’ve been written by Greg. No sleep last night, Bess?
@11 actually it sounds exactly like any headline I’d write, but thanks for the (useless) feedback.
You need to read that headline again. It’s not even English.
Good girl. ;)
@13 you need to read the headline again, and then S a D.
Mad, are we? Don’t think I didn’t notice that you just corrected it. Oops. ;)
@10 I didn’t read the tag first. Am on the watch for wideclops now
Any material non-public info they have is in the tissue paper thay stole from the office next door. They still get free porno right?
Why bother even trading?
Just sell the office supplies
That’s nothing. I heard they’ve been cut off from all huddles and now have to rely on CNBC guests for hot tips.
calling bess out, that’s a ballsy move ace; you must be new here, she’s one lady whose bad side I wouldn’t wanna be on
It’s English, beeyotch. Just read it slow and c-o-m-p-r-e-h-e-n-d.
Too Yahoo! Finance, didn’t read.
Will they still be able to view their Bloomberg profile?
Alicia W.