• 08 Oct 2009 at 11:17 AM

As A Little Girl, Maria Bartiromo Dreamed About Being Farrah Fawcett

By Bess Levin

In her Angel days, of course. Real talk after the jump. (It’s an auto-play.)



Captains Of Industry: Interview With Maria Bartiromo [92Y]

Comments (37)

  1. 1
    Posted by merkin capital partners | October 8, 2009 at 11:26 AM

    If you don’t take the D in the pooper, you won’t get the C in the pooper.

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 11:27 AM

    captains of industry? why wasn’t I invited to speak at dis thing?
    -cg

  3. 3
    Posted by Hillary! | October 8, 2009 at 11:28 AM

    Love that pant suit!

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 11:31 AM

    She’s looking like Vending Machine Honey these days. What happened?

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 11:31 AM

    Why is she brandishing a sack of potatoes around her backside?
    -Hyman Blinder

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 11:32 AM

    more like “broads who have blown captains of industry,” amiright?
    -CG

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 11:36 AM

    Looks like she’s dreaming about being Hillary Clinton these days.

  8. 8
    Posted by Greg Michaels | October 8, 2009 at 11:36 AM

    boring post, jeez

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 11:36 AM

    glad you amended that tag

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 11:38 AM

    I would still let her blow me.
    Jefferies analyst

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 11:39 AM

    @9 agreed.
    -overly sensitive guy

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 11:44 AM

    Part 2 to the above clip:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V143taMsM_Y&feature=related

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 11:44 AM

    @7, 3 played that better
    Not 3
    OK, you got me, 3

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 11:45 AM

    @12 tough but fair

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 11:47 AM

    While Maria B dreamed about being Farrah Fawcet, Erin Burnett dreams of being married to a King or Prince.A colleague blurted this out at meeting and sent everyone to laughter.
    So Burnett went to DoBuyme Prince( i don’t know how to spell that). She was shocked that mall was full.What she should know is that people in ME love to go to the mall to cool off 102F temp.It’s b/c the mall is full does not necessarily meant a healthy financial state.She should know that as a financial? journalist.

  16. 16
    Posted by Sage of Omaha | October 8, 2009 at 11:49 AM

    @10, she’s a real pro, but she does need to push her plate away more often these days.
    J Welch broke her in, so he gets some props, too.

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 11:49 AM

    I dream about being Tom Cruise.

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 11:49 AM

    @15 step away from the computer crazy

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 11:52 AM

    Erin > Grace?

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 11:54 AM

    M Buttaroma, just call me “Farty” for short.

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 11:55 AM

    No, no, as a little girl she dreamed of starring in ‘Tell Them Johnny Wadd Is Here’

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 11:57 AM

    @18
    Thank you Erin or assistant.So how many unit/s did she/you get for free?
    You/She won’t get a new hair color for nothing.
    From,
    @15

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 12:00 PM

    Is Trish Regan bound for Milfdom?

  24. 24
    Posted by merkin capital partners | October 8, 2009 at 12:03 PM

    @23 right now she’s bound for diabetes.

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 12:04 PM

    The anal cancer situation remains fluid.

  26. 26
    Posted by pfluger | October 8, 2009 at 12:17 PM

    Everybody on Wall Street wishes dey wuz me. I’m da biggest of da BSDs.
    -cg

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 12:25 PM

    @26/CG, heard you got an endorsement deal for a new masculine hygiene product?

  28. 28
    Posted by pfluger | October 8, 2009 at 12:42 PM

    @27:
    Who da fuck told you dat? Who are your sources, bud? Probably dat Imus dork who made fun a me last week. (Cuz he’s jealous, like da rest of ‘em, natch…)
    Since ya bring it up, dough, da fuckin’ Flonase still ain’t workin’, and I’m still sprayin’ like a busted lawn sprinker wit low water pressure. My urologist said keep takin’ da Flonase dough, even dough it burns da little Jabroni.
    -cg

  29. 29
    Posted by Investorcluzo | October 8, 2009 at 12:57 PM

    is it me, or does she look a little “snug” in that chair? perhaps they should have given her one without armrests, a little more “forgiving” in you know what I mean (see what I did there?)…

  30. 30
    Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 12:58 PM

    @28/CG
    I hear it’s called Umpire. It’s for foul balls. True?

  31. 31
    Posted by pfluger | October 8, 2009 at 1:04 PM

    @30:
    You got good sources, pal. Are you a friend-a-mine?
    (Don’t tell anybody, but I apply da Umpire gel extra thick, cuz when I’m sprayin’ some of da fuckin’ stuff gets washed off. Da fuckin’ stink is one-a-da reasons dat dey keep me in a separate studio.)
    -cg

  32. 32
    Posted by Thurston Howell III | October 8, 2009 at 2:52 PM

    I’d grab her by the ears and ride her face like a Harley Fat Boy.

  33. 33
    Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 4:31 PM

    Been a long time since MB was a “little” girl
    Just sayin…

  34. 34
    Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 6:30 PM

    Erin Burnett to Mark Haines In Dubai: To be honest with you, I saw the same cock..error the same thing in ME.I was expecting it to be quiet.I went into a mall, they tract the people coming in, 200,000 came to the mall that night.
    Mark haines:

  35. 35
    Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 6:35 PM

    @ 34 continuation….
    Mark Haines:” YOU WENT SHOPPING,HA? I’M SHOCCKK!
    EB:” I was meandering through” (Can’t figure out what to buy with that Dubai money)

  36. 36
    Posted by Kirstie Alley | October 8, 2009 at 10:31 PM

    If you think you’re taking my Jenny Craig deal…

  37. 37
    Posted by guest | October 9, 2009 at 7:51 AM

    My My — How quickly they turn!!!
    I’m Mickey Abbott! I stood in for Punky Brewster when all of you was nothing. (seeing the crowd still doesn’t agree with what he did, he points at Kramer) It’s all his fault.

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