Or just Christmas for legacy Merrill employees? We just received the following tip:

No Christmas parties this year for ML offices.


And, obviously, I don’t want to believe it. Merrill did this last year, but that’s because, you know of the pesky matter of billion in losses. But now they should be all good in the hood and primed to partay, no? And why make the decision so soon? Even if the idea was being considered, why not string people on just a little longer? Does Feinberg have a role in this? Surely there’s a logical explanation, and if has to do with canceling Xmas in legacy ML offices so funds could be consolidated for Ken Lewis’s holiday party/send-off extravaganza, we have no problem with that.

Comments (24)

  1. Posted by bobinthehook | October 29, 2009 at 11:15 AM

    fust bitches.

  2. Posted by guest | October 29, 2009 at 11:15 AM

    Citi doesn’t have any money left to conduct layoffs and pay severance. That’s worse than not having holiday parties.

  3. Posted by bobinthehook | October 29, 2009 at 11:15 AM

    fust bitches.

  4. Posted by guest | October 29, 2009 at 11:17 AM

    Feinberg is a fink and
    ***wait for it***
    ***wait for it***
    a shitheel.

  5. Posted by guest | October 29, 2009 at 11:18 AM

    @2 they dont have monye left to conduct layoffs? so you get to keep your job?

  6. Posted by guest | October 29, 2009 at 11:19 AM

    @5 – Laid off last year, at BAC now. Big pimpin.

  7. Posted by guest | October 29, 2009 at 11:20 AM

    A couple of cases of Boones can’t cost that much. C’mon KL share with the Merrill guys.

  8. Posted by guest | October 29, 2009 at 11:21 AM

    Just so that you finance people are aware, in our next thesaurus, we’re adding an additional, new adjective for “legacy”. It will be… “shitty”.
    ~Colin Webster
    Look Up, NH

  9. Posted by bobinthehook | October 29, 2009 at 11:22 AM

    @3 you’re an idiot. @1 is brillant. BITD Merrill had a broker whose deeply Catholic wife would only put out for kids. He kept a string of tuna available at all times. One year when he was feeling particularly master of the universe he brought the girlfriend to the Christmas party. All the other wives’ heads exploded. Shortly thereafter our wussy boss inserted a wife only rule unless legally single.

  10. Posted by guest | October 29, 2009 at 11:24 AM

    it’s true, my kegger will be off the hook, and you’re all invited, except you, Hank.
    -KL

  11. Posted by guest | October 29, 2009 at 11:29 AM

    Charlotte’s one bar closes at 9pm and citywide curfew is at 10pm – so why bother.

  12. Posted by guest | October 29, 2009 at 11:30 AM

    A forced congregation of people you don’t want to hang out with guised under the shell of a company that it once was? Yeah, gotta be a shame not having to go to that…

  13. Posted by guest | October 29, 2009 at 11:30 AM

    @11 we’re holding it on the floor, bitch.
    -KL

  14. Posted by guest | October 29, 2009 at 11:42 AM

    could we get a side by side of KL and the Grinch? I believe there will be quite a resemblance…

  15. Posted by guest | October 29, 2009 at 11:46 AM

    No Christmas party, and a few weeks later the anniversary of the merger? ML employees needs some serious sad trombone action.

  16. Posted by guest | October 29, 2009 at 11:48 AM

    @12
    Fuckin’ Amen, brother, fuckin’ Amen!

  17. Posted by guest | October 29, 2009 at 11:48 AM

    God bless @9 and @12….awesome posts! Well played.

  18. Posted by merkin capital partners | October 29, 2009 at 11:55 AM

    Poor ML, now only a BAML.

  19. Posted by Thurston Howell III | October 29, 2009 at 12:02 PM

    @9 – Bang On!

  20. Posted by guest | October 29, 2009 at 12:09 PM

    Boones vs. MD 20/20 – Discuss!
    Should be as heated a debate as CFA v. MBA

  21. Posted by Subprime All Star | October 29, 2009 at 12:16 PM
  22. Posted by guest | October 29, 2009 at 12:50 PM

    No Xmas party? Fuck, those parties haven’t been the same since the eighties anyway.

  23. Posted by guest | October 29, 2009 at 1:22 PM

    Dick Bove looks like Santa in Miracle on 42 Street.

  24. Posted by guest | October 29, 2009 at 2:10 PM

    “I got dis source, he says to me, he says, ‘Charlie, you wouldn’t believe the blow at Bernie’s Christmas Party every year. You ever seen Goodfellas?’ I says to him, ‘Have I ever seen Goodfellas?’ Da fucking guy.”

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