• 22 Oct 2009 at 4:44 PM

Bank of America: People Would Be Banging Down The Doors To Work Here If It Weren’t For Ken Feinberg And His Freaky Ass Rules

By Bess Levin

Mary Thompson reports that Bank of America has taken the opportunity provided by the Comp Cop’s crackdown on pay to note that “people want to work at Bank of America.” They really do! But now, in light of the new rules, they might seek employment elsewhere. Also, this.

Comments (13)

  1. 1
    Posted by Legacy Lehman Quant | October 22, 2009 at 4:48 PM

    “People like Ken Lewis is what the subprime is in trouble.”

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | October 22, 2009 at 4:49 PM

    Sure we all want to be CEO and make 90 grand over 5 years. Maybe we will all get paid in Nobel Prizes?

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | October 22, 2009 at 4:54 PM

    I’m sorry to post off topic, but that video from Erin Burnett on the Today show hula-hooping is amazing.
    That chick has a fucking SMOKING BODY. Honestly, might even put ‘ole Lindsay to shame. And I loved Lindsay.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | October 22, 2009 at 5:14 PM

    The sad trombone has five notes, not four. Fail.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | October 22, 2009 at 5:19 PM

    @3 she has no breasts.
    -mcc

  6. 6
    Posted by Investorcluzo | October 22, 2009 at 5:20 PM

    the sad trombone never gets old…oh, and stop kidding yourself charlotte, bofa ain’t hiring!

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | October 22, 2009 at 5:29 PM

    @3 think Jenna Lee FBC

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | October 22, 2009 at 5:37 PM

    @5 Boys don’t have breasts.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | October 22, 2009 at 5:49 PM

    @8 Fuck you
    - Haines

  10. 10
    Posted by Dylan R | October 22, 2009 at 5:53 PM

    @3 That ass is as big as a house! Or almost a money honey.

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | October 22, 2009 at 8:22 PM

    Been trying to get out of this place since Feb. They deferred most of my bonus 1.5 years. The rest they deferred 3 years.
    Can’t wait for July. Ugh.

  12. 12
    Posted by ekbworldwide | October 23, 2009 at 6:48 AM

    This comment thread smells of myspace. Since this is the junior high school cafeteria – I’ll throw some food @2
    What should their compensation package be?
    a. x10 the average employee
    b. x20
    c. x50
    d. x100
    e. x1,000
    f. a cargo plane filled with giant shrink-wrapped pallets of 100 dollar bills flown to their gated community
    g. multiple cargo planes
    Of course, there’s a problem with F and G – unlike Iraq – the average CEO doesn’t have an airstrip on their land.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | October 23, 2009 at 9:09 AM

    @12 – you suck

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