• 01 Oct 2009 at 2:29 PM

BlackRock: Please Make Room For Maria Bartiromo’s Entourage

By Bess Levin

To: BlackRock Employees
Subject: CNBC Filming Live Today at 40 East 52nd Street
To mark the 10th anniversary of BlackRock’s initial public offering on the New York Stock Exchange, CNBC will broadcast a special edition of its “Closing Bell” program today, live from BlackRock’s 5th floor at 40 East 52nd Street. The program will include interviews with BlackRock executives on the firm’s history, market commentary and client and investment trends.

Today’s broadcast will take place between 3:00 to 5:00 p.m.
To ensure minimal disruption during the live interviews, we ask you to avoid the 5th floor trading area to the extent possible between 2:30 p.m. and 5:30 p.m. Please also avoid the stairs between the 4th and 5th floors of 40 East 52nd Street.
Thank you.

Comments (26)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | October 1, 2009 at 2:33 PM

    Please make room for Maria Bartiromo’s ass.

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | October 1, 2009 at 2:34 PM

    @1 beat me to it.
    -mark haines

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | October 1, 2009 at 2:39 PM

    @1 unless BlackRock is subbed for black cock. HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ahhhh ha ha ha ha ha Ahh ha …

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | October 1, 2009 at 2:44 PM

    Please do your best to avoid the employee dining room

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | October 1, 2009 at 2:44 PM

    “Really it would be better if you assholes didn’t show up to work at all.”

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | October 1, 2009 at 2:45 PM

    @3 first off, that was worthy of one ‘ha’ at best. secondly, wrong. have you seen that thing? it could fit multiple black c’s at a time.

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | October 1, 2009 at 2:49 PM

    What what?

  8. 8
    Posted by FUNdamental | October 1, 2009 at 2:57 PM

    And they have a doctor on hand in case she starts having contractions.

  9. 9
    Posted by Becky Boot Fan | October 1, 2009 at 3:13 PM

    Challenge of the day/year…a man with balls of steels should sneak into the ladies room and leave a Kentucky Glue Gun for her.

  10. 10
    Posted by Maria's bush | October 1, 2009 at 3:15 PM

    I could fill a cubicle by myself.
    -Maria’s bush
    *****
    ***
    *

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | October 1, 2009 at 3:21 PM

    @10 I would fill your cubicle
    -someone

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | October 1, 2009 at 3:26 PM

    She’ll be on her knees as she soon as she hears “insert the metal fitting into buckle” piped in over the intercom.

  13. 13
    Posted by Maria's Hairy Upper Lip | October 1, 2009 at 3:26 PM

    Lamar Odom wants to hit that

  14. 14
    Posted by UBS IT tech guru | October 1, 2009 at 3:39 PM

    How does one view the cached link of a webpage? Employer has blocked several sites and entering a link to Yahoo and clicking on the cache link does not bring up a page.

  15. 15
    Posted by Investorcluzo | October 1, 2009 at 3:40 PM

    where are the black people on that “trading floor?” larry fink hates black people, they should call that place “whiterock!”
    -k. west

  16. 16
    Posted by NakedShort | October 1, 2009 at 3:49 PM

    They must be one of the firms that allows eating on the trading floor.

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | October 1, 2009 at 3:58 PM

    never gets old watching traders nonchalantly engaging in retarded pantomime in the background

  18. 18
    Posted by pfluger | October 1, 2009 at 4:01 PM

    When I get in dose offices, I’m gonna spray broccoli rabe scented urine all ova da walls of da men’s room, like a fuckin’ lawn sprinkler wit low water pressure.
    -cg

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | October 1, 2009 at 4:02 PM

    Pack the chapstick Maria, you’ll be a busy jobber…

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | October 1, 2009 at 4:08 PM

    What what?

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | October 1, 2009 at 4:09 PM

    in the butt

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | October 1, 2009 at 4:47 PM

    @kayne…..I just saw Larry Fink’s token black dude on the trading desk in the last segment.

  23. 23
    Posted by Investorcluzo | October 1, 2009 at 4:57 PM

    @22 – damn, missed it. good to know the blackrockees read DB. I’m sure they had some analyst (because we know they don’t have any higher than VP) run down to the desk to represent the company “colors” once they saw the post…b1tches!

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | October 1, 2009 at 7:38 PM

    23 he’ll be back he’s either getting his blueprints for his mansion from his contractor, or he’s mixing a demo tape, or getting his shine box.

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | October 1, 2009 at 7:46 PM

    @naked- zing

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | October 1, 2009 at 9:16 PM

    Whose plane did she ride on to get there?

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