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Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 11:30AM
This movie is going to be f@cking terrible.
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 11:30AM
does this hot dog make me look gay?
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 11:31AM
"First, cut a hole in the popcorn box....."
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 11:31AM
This popcorn is f'in terrible. Tastes like someone jizzed all over it.
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 11:31AM
I wish I was that hot dog.
Bawney Fwank
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 11:34AM
Money Never MEEEEPS!
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 11:34AM
Money Never MEEEEPS!
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 11:35AM
good god gekko did not aged well.
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 11:35AM
Okay, now once you're finished practing on the hot dog, I'll lean against this bar and you pull down my pants.
Posted by NakedShort , Oct 09, 2009 11:35AM
@4 Well the amount of semen on the popcorn is certainly disturbing.
Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome
by the monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank.
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 11:38AM
Is that hot dog made from 100% Grade A LeBeef?
Posted by Becky Boot Fan , Oct 09, 2009 11:39AM
"Hey Mike, why are we even making this movie? I heard they already gave Best Actor, Best Screenplay and Best Supporting Actress to Obama!"
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 11:40AM
I am not an animal!
Posted by highlyconfident , Oct 09, 2009 11:41AM
I miss Gordon's pretty lil' bird lips.
-Tyrone, Cell block D
Posted by ggekko , Oct 09, 2009 11:42AM
You see this popcorn? It was the first popcorn I ever bought. Now I can't even walk around here without some young homeless gay fuck eating my first hot dog ...
Posted by Shita LePoof , Oct 09, 2009 11:42AM
"Lunch is for gimps"
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 11:42AM
@12
Very witty. Cracker.
-Al Sharpton
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 11:42AM
War of the Noses.
Posted by Shita LePoof , Oct 09, 2009 11:43AM
"Lunch is for gimps"
Posted by Shita LePoof , Oct 09, 2009 11:43AM
"Lunch is for gimps"
Posted by Shita LePoof , Oct 09, 2009 11:43AM
"Lunch is for gimps"
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 11:44AM
"CUT!...Listen Lebeef, next time you eat that dog I want to see some spit and running mascara."
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 11:44AM
Crew to MD: This hotdog's been here since the silent era. You'd have to be insane to eat it.
SL: No, no, no. This man is not insane. Now there's nothing wrong
with it or you.
SL: It's a perfectly sane food to eat. Uhm, interesting texture. It's chewy.
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 11:44AM
Does your hand on my penis make me look gay?
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 11:44AM
this tastes just like you, Gordon!
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 11:47AM
Ollie's decided to up the reality factor by working a food challenge into the script. Bess, your character is live-blogging it, right?
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 11:48AM
I like my hotdogs to be 100% collie.
Dennis Kneale, financial guru
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 11:49AM
LEAVE SHIA ALONE!!!
Posted by highlyconfident , Oct 09, 2009 11:49AM
MD: Hey Shia, smell my finger.
SL: What's that?
MD: That's what it smells like to be a man.
SL: Ugh, smell mine..
MD: Oh my god, ugh, what is that?!?
SL: My ass.
Posted by Anal_yst , Oct 09, 2009 11:49AM
wtf was Oliver Stone thinking casting Pee Wee Herman as the lead?
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 11:50AM
Greed is good and American; so are hot dogs.
Now let's see if you're American enough to eat that hot dog without chewing.
-Oliver Stone
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 11:50AM
" . . . oh, they might be laughing at us now, having to eat cheap food from street vendors, and being stuck in the middle of a fountain with water up to our ankles. But we'll be back in it soon, I tell you what! Goldman can't stay on top forever, and Merrill isn't getting back up, and somebody's gotta fleece the institutional investors, and once the smokes catch up with him it ain't gonna be Simons. We'll be charging 2 and 20 . . . heck, we'll be charging 3 and 30 for sleeping at a desk all day in front of a Bloomberg terminal, you wait and see. Kid, stick with me, and we'll go places. As soon as we get out of this fountain, and just as soon as I finish this popcorn."
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 11:51AM
Beouf my knob.
-S.A.C.
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 11:52AM
"It's FRANK that Shia is eating, not a hot dog..."
~Frank... Barney Frank
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 11:52AM
@29
FTW!
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 11:52AM
Meat flaps go fwap fwap fwap.
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 11:53AM
My neighbors dog has a 4 inch clit.
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 11:54AM
@32 ftw!
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 11:55AM
MD: HEY CARNEY, I SAID HEAVY ON THE ASS BUTTER !!
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 11:55AM
32,
Well done.
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 11:57AM
Pic #2
SL: Oh man, this jizz tastes funny.
MD: Haha, yeah I flavor it with some fromunda cheese.
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 11:58AM
SLeB: "Do you think it will fit in my mouth?"
MD: "You gotta know when to hold 'em, you gotta know when to fold 'em"
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 11:59AM
@32
LePoof's response:
"What's a Bloom burgh terminal? Is that like a bus station? How can we use it to shave wool from humans? And who's Marr Ill and why are they laying on the ground in the first place? And how can a man be gold, and be the best investment bank in the business? I gotta say Mike I'm a little confused."
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 12:07PM
I have a theory. Stone is upset that, despite his intentions to the contrary, so many traders today refer to Wall Street as a motivator for getting into the business. To correct for this, he is making the gayest lead trader character ever for his sequel, one that no one, except Greg, would ever want to emulate.
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 12:08PM
They both look tho senthy in that picture.
Bawney Fwankfurter
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 12:10PM
@44 - I think you may be on to something there.....
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 12:13PM
@37, miss those days when sandler was funny...
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 12:15PM
At least he is wearing good clothing in this scene, I like the suit
Posted by NakedShort , Oct 09, 2009 12:15PM
I'll tell you what Gekko lets keep things simple. Behind the scenes we'll quietly accumulate the company's publicaly traded debt, swapping fixed rate obligations for inverse floaters with five year maturities at a 6& floor with no cap. Before they realize whats going on well have the poor bastards leveraged 39 times LIBOR plus 50bps, pouring Maalox in their coffee in the morning, and keeping a barf bucket by their bed at night worrying about which unsecured tranches they default on next. That's when we move. First, we'll take down as much of their preferred stock as we can through our Cayman hedge fund shell. They'll never see it coming. Next, we'll feed the floating rate swaps back onto the market. This will create a sense of panic in their senior secured debt, which is what we want to buy. If the CEO thinks he has some balls we'll send him a cadaver's finger in the mail. That will make everyone in corporate accounting shit. Nobody says jackshit after that. The COO might talk some smack but we'll send him a note saying his finger's next, that'll shut him up. The CEO should know better than to mess around with us after we flush his stock down 10%. If we want to move on the take over and he gives us static we'll squeeze him on their short term credit facilities and tell him his pension liabilities are next.
-Shia LaBoner
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 12:16PM
MD: First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the-
SL: Mmmmm....weiner?
MD: No, idiot! Women!
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 12:19PM
Sometimes gay guys don't like it in the butt.
I am not one of them.
Greg "Samwell" Michaels
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 12:28PM
This is car RAMROD.
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 12:35PM
"This dick ain't gonna suck itself, kid."
Posted by CoveredLong , Oct 09, 2009 12:37PM
Shia: So you got fired again, eh?
Mike: Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, you know?
Shia: Yeah, well, I lost my job too.
Mike: Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.
Shia: No, none taken. You know what really chaps my ass though? I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred.
Mike: Hey, chicks love it. It's a shaggin' wagon.
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 12:40PM
In keeping with the mickey mouse tradition SL presents...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wePMYM4av6Q
Posted by Anal_yst , Oct 09, 2009 12:47PM
@44
I was thinking the same exact thing. Its the only possible explanation. Hey, besides him making us look bad, if it has the intended effect hopefully it'll mean alot less competition down the road (*searches for silver lining*)
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 12:57PM
The Gekko: I'm the hand up Mona Lisa's skirt. I'm a surprise, LaPoof. They don't see me coming: that's what you're missing.
LaPoof: Your HotDog didn't see me coming
Director: Cut! Get The Gekko some popcorn!
LaPoof: See Gekko, It is I who manipulates you like I do the market - It is I who holds the fecal dog.
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 1:01PM
yeah, you finshi the dog, then this popcorn, then we move to the vending machine, then the donut holes after that...c'mon kid, back in the day, Sheen downed this challenge faster than Oyster Boy
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 1:02PM
First picture: "So two guys, a film crew, and a donkey walk into a bar.."
Second picture: "Then he says "Wrecked him? It damn near killed him!""
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 1:03PM
He looks so eagle in that picture.
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 1:05PM
"Hey, Mike, I heard you blow."
"It's a living."
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 1:12PM
Pic 1
MD: You see that gorgeous woman over there? That's my wife, she's 20 years younger than me, and unanimously considered to be smokin hot. Did you see Entrapment?
SL: You think one day I could pull that kind of tail?
Transition to pic 2...
MD: Didn't you do Transformers...twice?
SL: Oh yeah.
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 1:17PM
Holy God, I never thought I'd ever say "I miss working with a quality actor like Charlie Sheen"
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 1:20PM
I bet Barney wishes he had a frank as long as this one.
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 1:20PM
bud hasnt been around the block !
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 1:20PM
bud hasnt been around the block !
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 1:21PM
You boys ready for your cockmeat sandwiches?
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 1:22PM
You boys ready for your cockmeat sandwiches?
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 1:24PM
Puddy: I here Wildman has recruited Oysterboy. Should we call Michael Moore?
Gekko: We pick that rabbit out of the hat while everybody sits out there wondering how the hell we did it. Now you're not naive enough to think we're living in a democracy, are you Puddy? It's the free market. And you're a part of it. You've got that killer instinct. Stick around pal, I've still got a lot to teach you.
I've commissioned a crane to transport Sue Herera to the competition. Wildman will kneel before Zod.
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 1:30PM
scene shots from You, Me, and Dupree 2?
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 1:34PM
I am gay?
Posted by Amazing Larry , Oct 09, 2009 1:38PM
Hey kid, try not to get mustard on that Pee Wee Herman suit.
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 1:42PM
Blue horseshoe loves my anaconda
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 1:44PM
...we better be a part of it pal or I am going to come down there and eat your lunch for you! Wait, what? You are having all LeBeef Hotdogs? Ill be there in a minute, no , seriously.
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 1:50PM
Anyway, today I just stick to real estate.
With the market these days,
if you own anything but land...
...you own a popcorn farm !
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 1:55PM
Shia, did anyone ever tell you how many of those you're going to have to gobble to stay in this business?
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 2:06PM
SL: Me, I want what's coming to me.
MD: Oh well, what's coming to you?
SL: Your balls, Gekko, and everything in them.
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 2:08PM
Don't forget to craddle the balls there Shia.
JM
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 2:40PM
@50 - awesome
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 2:47PM
Only one-half of one of them can eat what they're holding....
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 2:59PM
LeBeef: How did you know I like mine with mayo?
Gekko: I just guessed. So I gave it a couple of quick pumps by the vendor cart.
LeBeef: mmmm...
Posted by LL Samuels , Oct 09, 2009 3:33PM
"If that putz Cuomo gives you any crap, just tell him to suck it!"
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 3:37PM
Pic #2
MD: Any questions?
SL: Yeah. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
Posted by Barney Frank , Oct 09, 2009 3:39PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....RAW DOG!!!!!!
Posted by thebesteva , Oct 09, 2009 3:41PM
"The point is Shia that cock, for lack of a better word, is good. Cock is right. Cock works. Cock clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Cock, in all of it’s forms - cock for life, for money, knowledge - has marked the upward surge of mankind and cock - you mark my words - will not only save your career but that other malfunctioning corporation called Ken Lewis's career. Thank you.
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 4:05PM
He's got Jamie Dimon's eyes...
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 4:07PM
Nutrisystem has a new plan?!
J. Kernan
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 4:10PM
@85 FTW!!! great quote!
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 4:53PM
Watching SLB eating that thing, MD could not contain the arousal much longer, as the tent grew,in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 4:55PM
Katherine has never been able to excite me as this guy does.
--MD
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 4:58PM
I never knew I was gay, until today...
--MD
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 5:01PM
MD: Shia, you got some mustard on your
SlB: where? here?
MD: let me get it for you
SlB: mmm your hands are so soft, yet manly
MD: thats what i like to hear kid, let me show you something else that is soft and manly
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 5:07PM
Get that Shia over here right now
and SAC me!
S.A.C.
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 5:31PM
MD: Gotta open your throat, relax your jaw...dont forget to cup the balls.
Posted by guest , Oct 09, 2009 6:45PM
@92
...
MD: Lemme show you something else manly but not so soft.
Posted by guest , Oct 10, 2009 2:38AM
Tom Ford suit + Pocket square = Finance?
Posted by Chuck Krug , Oct 10, 2009 8:09AM
I wish we didn't go this blind hairdresser.
Posted by MeMeMeMeMe , Oct 11, 2009 11:28AM
Blue horseshoe loves wiener
Posted by guest , Oct 12, 2009 10:15AM
MD: You're never gonna win with those thin little bird lips you got there
Posted by guest , Oct 12, 2009 6:29PM
I'll bet you a pretzel I can make that Barney Frank look alike over there give me an air BJ...
Hee, hee, hee - you are so cool! It was so-o-o-o-o how he made his cheek bulge...