Posted by NakedShort | October 9, 2009 at 11:35 AM
@4 Well the amount of semen on the popcorn is certainly disturbing.
Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome
by the monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank.
You see this popcorn? It was the first popcorn I ever bought. Now I can’t even walk around here without some young homeless gay fuck eating my first hot dog …
Crew to MD: This hotdog’s been here since the silent era. You’d have to be insane to eat it.
SL: No, no, no. This man is not insane. Now there’s nothing wrong
with it or you.
SL: It’s a perfectly sane food to eat. Uhm, interesting texture. It’s chewy.
Posted by highlyconfident | October 9, 2009 at 11:49 AM
MD: Hey Shia, smell my finger.
SL: What’s that?
MD: That’s what it smells like to be a man.
SL: Ugh, smell mine..
MD: Oh my god, ugh, what is that?!?
SL: My ass.
” . . . oh, they might be laughing at us now, having to eat cheap food from street vendors, and being stuck in the middle of a fountain with water up to our ankles. But we’ll be back in it soon, I tell you what! Goldman can’t stay on top forever, and Merrill isn’t getting back up, and somebody’s gotta fleece the institutional investors, and once the smokes catch up with him it ain’t gonna be Simons. We’ll be charging 2 and 20 . . . heck, we’ll be charging 3 and 30 for sleeping at a desk all day in front of a Bloomberg terminal, you wait and see. Kid, stick with me, and we’ll go places. As soon as we get out of this fountain, and just as soon as I finish this popcorn.”
@32
LePoof’s response:
“What’s a Bloom burgh terminal? Is that like a bus station? How can we use it to shave wool from humans? And who’s Marr Ill and why are they laying on the ground in the first place? And how can a man be gold, and be the best investment bank in the business? I gotta say Mike I’m a little confused.”
I have a theory. Stone is upset that, despite his intentions to the contrary, so many traders today refer to Wall Street as a motivator for getting into the business. To correct for this, he is making the gayest lead trader character ever for his sequel, one that no one, except Greg, would ever want to emulate.
Posted by NakedShort | October 9, 2009 at 12:15 PM
I’ll tell you what Gekko lets keep things simple. Behind the scenes we’ll quietly accumulate the company’s publicaly traded debt, swapping fixed rate obligations for inverse floaters with five year maturities at a 6& floor with no cap. Before they realize whats going on well have the poor bastards leveraged 39 times LIBOR plus 50bps, pouring Maalox in their coffee in the morning, and keeping a barf bucket by their bed at night worrying about which unsecured tranches they default on next. That’s when we move. First, we’ll take down as much of their preferred stock as we can through our Cayman hedge fund shell. They’ll never see it coming. Next, we’ll feed the floating rate swaps back onto the market. This will create a sense of panic in their senior secured debt, which is what we want to buy. If the CEO thinks he has some balls we’ll send him a cadaver’s finger in the mail. That will make everyone in corporate accounting shit. Nobody says jackshit after that. The COO might talk some smack but we’ll send him a note saying his finger’s next, that’ll shut him up. The CEO should know better than to mess around with us after we flush his stock down 10%. If we want to move on the take over and he gives us static we’ll squeeze him on their short term credit facilities and tell him his pension liabilities are next.
-Shia LaBoner
Posted by CoveredLong | October 9, 2009 at 12:37 PM
Shia: So you got fired again, eh?
Mike: Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, you know?
Shia: Yeah, well, I lost my job too.
Mike: Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.
Shia: No, none taken. You know what really chaps my ass though? I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred.
Mike: Hey, chicks love it. It’s a shaggin’ wagon.
@44
I was thinking the same exact thing. Its the only possible explanation. Hey, besides him making us look bad, if it has the intended effect hopefully it’ll mean alot less competition down the road (*searches for silver lining*)
The Gekko: I’m the hand up Mona Lisa’s skirt. I’m a surprise, LaPoof. They don’t see me coming: that’s what you’re missing.
LaPoof: Your HotDog didn’t see me coming
Director: Cut! Get The Gekko some popcorn!
LaPoof: See Gekko, It is I who manipulates you like I do the market – It is I who holds the fecal dog.
yeah, you finshi the dog, then this popcorn, then we move to the vending machine, then the donut holes after that…c’mon kid, back in the day, Sheen downed this challenge faster than Oyster Boy
Pic 1
MD: You see that gorgeous woman over there? That’s my wife, she’s 20 years younger than me, and unanimously considered to be smokin hot. Did you see Entrapment?
SL: You think one day I could pull that kind of tail?
Transition to pic 2…
MD: Didn’t you do Transformers…twice?
SL: Oh yeah.
Puddy: I here Wildman has recruited Oysterboy. Should we call Michael Moore?
Gekko: We pick that rabbit out of the hat while everybody sits out there wondering how the hell we did it. Now you’re not naive enough to think we’re living in a democracy, are you Puddy? It’s the free market. And you’re a part of it. You’ve got that killer instinct. Stick around pal, I’ve still got a lot to teach you.
I’ve commissioned a crane to transport Sue Herera to the competition. Wildman will kneel before Zod.
…we better be a part of it pal or I am going to come down there and eat your lunch for you! Wait, what? You are having all LeBeef Hotdogs? Ill be there in a minute, no , seriously.
“The point is Shia that cock, for lack of a better word, is good. Cock is right. Cock works. Cock clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Cock, in all of it’s forms – cock for life, for money, knowledge – has marked the upward surge of mankind and cock – you mark my words – will not only save your career but that other malfunctioning corporation called Ken Lewis’s career. Thank you.
MD: Shia, you got some mustard on your
SlB: where? here?
MD: let me get it for you
SlB: mmm your hands are so soft, yet manly
MD: thats what i like to hear kid, let me show you something else that is soft and manly
I’ll bet you a pretzel I can make that Barney Frank look alike over there give me an air BJ…
Hee, hee, hee – you are so cool! It was so-o-o-o-o how he made his cheek bulge…
This movie is going to be f@cking terrible.
does this hot dog make me look gay?
“First, cut a hole in the popcorn box…..”
This popcorn is f’in terrible. Tastes like someone jizzed all over it.
I wish I was that hot dog.
Bawney Fwank
Money Never MEEEEPS!
Money Never MEEEEPS!
good god gekko did not aged well.
Okay, now once you’re finished practing on the hot dog, I’ll lean against this bar and you pull down my pants.
@4 Well the amount of semen on the popcorn is certainly disturbing.
Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome
by the monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank.
Is that hot dog made from 100% Grade A LeBeef?
“Hey Mike, why are we even making this movie? I heard they already gave Best Actor, Best Screenplay and Best Supporting Actress to Obama!”
I am not an animal!
I miss Gordon’s pretty lil’ bird lips.
-Tyrone, Cell block D
You see this popcorn? It was the first popcorn I ever bought. Now I can’t even walk around here without some young homeless gay fuck eating my first hot dog …
“Lunch is for gimps”
@12
Very witty. Cracker.
-Al Sharpton
War of the Noses.
“Lunch is for gimps”
“Lunch is for gimps”
“Lunch is for gimps”
“CUT!…Listen Lebeef, next time you eat that dog I want to see some spit and running mascara.”
Crew to MD: This hotdog’s been here since the silent era. You’d have to be insane to eat it.
SL: No, no, no. This man is not insane. Now there’s nothing wrong
with it or you.
SL: It’s a perfectly sane food to eat. Uhm, interesting texture. It’s chewy.
Does your hand on my penis make me look gay?
this tastes just like you, Gordon!
Ollie’s decided to up the reality factor by working a food challenge into the script. Bess, your character is live-blogging it, right?
I like my hotdogs to be 100% collie.
Dennis Kneale, financial guru
LEAVE SHIA ALONE!!!
MD: Hey Shia, smell my finger.
SL: What’s that?
MD: That’s what it smells like to be a man.
SL: Ugh, smell mine..
MD: Oh my god, ugh, what is that?!?
SL: My ass.
wtf was Oliver Stone thinking casting Pee Wee Herman as the lead?
Greed is good and American; so are hot dogs.
Now let’s see if you’re American enough to eat that hot dog without chewing.
-Oliver Stone
” . . . oh, they might be laughing at us now, having to eat cheap food from street vendors, and being stuck in the middle of a fountain with water up to our ankles. But we’ll be back in it soon, I tell you what! Goldman can’t stay on top forever, and Merrill isn’t getting back up, and somebody’s gotta fleece the institutional investors, and once the smokes catch up with him it ain’t gonna be Simons. We’ll be charging 2 and 20 . . . heck, we’ll be charging 3 and 30 for sleeping at a desk all day in front of a Bloomberg terminal, you wait and see. Kid, stick with me, and we’ll go places. As soon as we get out of this fountain, and just as soon as I finish this popcorn.”
Beouf my knob.
-S.A.C.
“It’s FRANK that Shia is eating, not a hot dog…”
~Frank… Barney Frank
@29
FTW!
Meat flaps go fwap fwap fwap.
My neighbors dog has a 4 inch clit.
@32 ftw!
MD: HEY CARNEY, I SAID HEAVY ON THE ASS BUTTER !!
32,
Well done.
Pic #2
SL: Oh man, this jizz tastes funny.
MD: Haha, yeah I flavor it with some fromunda cheese.
SLeB: “Do you think it will fit in my mouth?”
MD: “You gotta know when to hold ‘em, you gotta know when to fold ‘em”
@32
LePoof’s response:
“What’s a Bloom burgh terminal? Is that like a bus station? How can we use it to shave wool from humans? And who’s Marr Ill and why are they laying on the ground in the first place? And how can a man be gold, and be the best investment bank in the business? I gotta say Mike I’m a little confused.”
I have a theory. Stone is upset that, despite his intentions to the contrary, so many traders today refer to Wall Street as a motivator for getting into the business. To correct for this, he is making the gayest lead trader character ever for his sequel, one that no one, except Greg, would ever want to emulate.
They both look tho senthy in that picture.
Bawney Fwankfurter
@44 – I think you may be on to something there…..
@37, miss those days when sandler was funny…
At least he is wearing good clothing in this scene, I like the suit
I’ll tell you what Gekko lets keep things simple. Behind the scenes we’ll quietly accumulate the company’s publicaly traded debt, swapping fixed rate obligations for inverse floaters with five year maturities at a 6& floor with no cap. Before they realize whats going on well have the poor bastards leveraged 39 times LIBOR plus 50bps, pouring Maalox in their coffee in the morning, and keeping a barf bucket by their bed at night worrying about which unsecured tranches they default on next. That’s when we move. First, we’ll take down as much of their preferred stock as we can through our Cayman hedge fund shell. They’ll never see it coming. Next, we’ll feed the floating rate swaps back onto the market. This will create a sense of panic in their senior secured debt, which is what we want to buy. If the CEO thinks he has some balls we’ll send him a cadaver’s finger in the mail. That will make everyone in corporate accounting shit. Nobody says jackshit after that. The COO might talk some smack but we’ll send him a note saying his finger’s next, that’ll shut him up. The CEO should know better than to mess around with us after we flush his stock down 10%. If we want to move on the take over and he gives us static we’ll squeeze him on their short term credit facilities and tell him his pension liabilities are next.
-Shia LaBoner
MD: First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the-
SL: Mmmmm….weiner?
MD: No, idiot! Women!
Sometimes gay guys don’t like it in the butt.
I am not one of them.
Greg “Samwell” Michaels
This is car RAMROD.
“This dick ain’t gonna suck itself, kid.”
Shia: So you got fired again, eh?
Mike: Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, you know?
Shia: Yeah, well, I lost my job too.
Mike: Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.
Shia: No, none taken. You know what really chaps my ass though? I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred.
Mike: Hey, chicks love it. It’s a shaggin’ wagon.
In keeping with the mickey mouse tradition SL presents…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wePMYM4av6Q
@44
I was thinking the same exact thing. Its the only possible explanation. Hey, besides him making us look bad, if it has the intended effect hopefully it’ll mean alot less competition down the road (*searches for silver lining*)
The Gekko: I’m the hand up Mona Lisa’s skirt. I’m a surprise, LaPoof. They don’t see me coming: that’s what you’re missing.
LaPoof: Your HotDog didn’t see me coming
Director: Cut! Get The Gekko some popcorn!
LaPoof: See Gekko, It is I who manipulates you like I do the market – It is I who holds the fecal dog.
yeah, you finshi the dog, then this popcorn, then we move to the vending machine, then the donut holes after that…c’mon kid, back in the day, Sheen downed this challenge faster than Oyster Boy
First picture: “So two guys, a film crew, and a donkey walk into a bar..”
Second picture: “Then he says “Wrecked him? It damn near killed him!”"
He looks so eagle in that picture.
“Hey, Mike, I heard you blow.”
“It’s a living.”
Pic 1
MD: You see that gorgeous woman over there? That’s my wife, she’s 20 years younger than me, and unanimously considered to be smokin hot. Did you see Entrapment?
SL: You think one day I could pull that kind of tail?
Transition to pic 2…
MD: Didn’t you do Transformers…twice?
SL: Oh yeah.
Holy God, I never thought I’d ever say “I miss working with a quality actor like Charlie Sheen”
I bet Barney wishes he had a frank as long as this one.
bud hasnt been around the block !
bud hasnt been around the block !
You boys ready for your cockmeat sandwiches?
You boys ready for your cockmeat sandwiches?
Puddy: I here Wildman has recruited Oysterboy. Should we call Michael Moore?
Gekko: We pick that rabbit out of the hat while everybody sits out there wondering how the hell we did it. Now you’re not naive enough to think we’re living in a democracy, are you Puddy? It’s the free market. And you’re a part of it. You’ve got that killer instinct. Stick around pal, I’ve still got a lot to teach you.
I’ve commissioned a crane to transport Sue Herera to the competition. Wildman will kneel before Zod.
scene shots from You, Me, and Dupree 2?
I am gay?
Hey kid, try not to get mustard on that Pee Wee Herman suit.
Blue horseshoe loves my anaconda
…we better be a part of it pal or I am going to come down there and eat your lunch for you! Wait, what? You are having all LeBeef Hotdogs? Ill be there in a minute, no , seriously.
Anyway, today I just stick to real estate.
With the market these days,
if you own anything but land…
…you own a popcorn farm !
Shia, did anyone ever tell you how many of those you’re going to have to gobble to stay in this business?
SL: Me, I want what’s coming to me.
MD: Oh well, what’s coming to you?
SL: Your balls, Gekko, and everything in them.
Don’t forget to craddle the balls there Shia.
JM
@50 – awesome
Only one-half of one of them can eat what they’re holding….
LeBeef: How did you know I like mine with mayo?
Gekko: I just guessed. So I gave it a couple of quick pumps by the vendor cart.
LeBeef: mmmm…
“If that putz Cuomo gives you any crap, just tell him to suck it!”
Pic #2
MD: Any questions?
SL: Yeah. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…..RAW DOG!!!!!!
“The point is Shia that cock, for lack of a better word, is good. Cock is right. Cock works. Cock clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Cock, in all of it’s forms – cock for life, for money, knowledge – has marked the upward surge of mankind and cock – you mark my words – will not only save your career but that other malfunctioning corporation called Ken Lewis’s career. Thank you.
He’s got Jamie Dimon’s eyes…
Nutrisystem has a new plan?!
J. Kernan
@85 FTW!!! great quote!
Watching SLB eating that thing, MD could not contain the arousal much longer, as the tent grew,in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Katherine has never been able to excite me as this guy does.
–MD
I never knew I was gay, until today…
–MD
MD: Shia, you got some mustard on your
SlB: where? here?
MD: let me get it for you
SlB: mmm your hands are so soft, yet manly
MD: thats what i like to hear kid, let me show you something else that is soft and manly
Get that Shia over here right now
and SAC me!
S.A.C.
MD: Gotta open your throat, relax your jaw…dont forget to cup the balls.
@92
…
MD: Lemme show you something else manly but not so soft.
Tom Ford suit + Pocket square = Finance?
I wish we didn’t go this blind hairdresser.
Blue horseshoe loves wiener
MD: You’re never gonna win with those thin little bird lips you got there
I’ll bet you a pretzel I can make that Barney Frank look alike over there give me an air BJ…
Hee, hee, hee – you are so cool! It was so-o-o-o-o how he made his cheek bulge…