Posted by merkin capital partners | October 19, 2009 at 9:33 AM
Hank: (chuckling) You know, I thought you were going to smell horrible! Like bad BO..I mean BO Jackson. I mean you know how you people are, with the curry.
For #2: The best HF managers get their news from the Yahoo Finance boards. For #2: If I put up these screens with painted on numbers, I might look all savvy and stuff.
HP: Raj, did you just fart, again? RR: Shhh. A bit wet, Think I shat myself. HP: What a classic. You’re a legend man… [splits side laughing while trying not to breathe in]
Yeah, are you ready to enter those? Ok, buy me 10k of Denny’s at market, 20k each of PF Chang, Cracker Barrel and Steak n Shake, 15k of Piligrim’s Pride Chicken, 30k of Hormel, 5k of Imperial Sugar, 15k of Sara Lee, 8k of Tasty Bakeries, 20k of Sanderson Farms… ready for the shorts? 20k Whole Foods Market, 50k Lifetime Fitness, 10k Nautilus, 50k Weight Watchers, 20k each Nike and Underarmour…
First yacht: $9 mm Mediocre food and finally access: $5,000 per plate (I’ll have two) 16 oz Poland Spring Water: $0.99 + tax + dep ………………………………… 20 years on Wall Str. and still not getting the whole brown suit thing…priceless
Hank… mind if I borrow your cellphone for a moment…
we’re both unemployed!
hank’s got a crush
I knew it!!!
you know what they say about guys who wear glasses…
So then the bartender says, “I was talking to the duck!!” Ha Ha – that one never gets old.
Hank, do you think you could pull some strings and get me in that new Shia LaBoeuf/Michael Douglas movie? I can do a cameo role.
Hank: (chuckling) You know, I thought you were going to smell horrible! Like bad BO..I mean BO Jackson. I mean you know how you people are, with the curry.
I think the Wall Street Journal said it best “Colleagues Finger Billionaire”
“I like you so much more than Ken Lewis.”
That lamb korma is still fucking with me hence the expression on my face. Hank, you’re a fucking GS storm trooper for being able to keep that shit in.
10 ftw
They arrested and charged the wrong guy, it seems.
you see? I told you Goldman was in on this.
-zh
Wait, Hank, they only have call logs for you – no transcripts? Aww, man…
Wait, Hank, they only have call logs for you – no transcripts? Aww, man…
Air guitar is for white people; colored folks play the air bass. I do it will spilling Opus One.
For #2: The best HF managers get their news from the Yahoo Finance boards.
For #2: If I put up these screens with painted on numbers, I might look all savvy and stuff.
I loved you in Return of the Jedi…but how did you fit into the ewok costume?
Gotta be honest Raj; Summers chins are built for speed and yours are built for comfort
I think there’s a microphone planted in you r ear
No one will catch up to my act if I am all bubbly and stick my pinky out while holding the wine glass.
1) Jesus Raj, you even smell like Haratio Sanz
I’d rather be homeless and have HIV than look like Raj.
-JWM
Hm, I still wonder why it takes five screens to calculate my caloric intake.
The air guitar says I’m a swingin’ dude. The elegantly lifted pinky on the wine glass says I’m lubed and ready for a dude.
@25 not cool.
-larry robbins
Maaaan, I hate it when I have take off my gold rings for all those pictures…I can never get them back in the right order…
He looks like an Big Sri Lankin teddy bear with small pox
No, make that two glasses of gravy.
Photo # 2:
Raj on the phone with Mark Klein, M.D.
HP: Raj, did you just fart, again?
RR: Shhh. A bit wet, Think I shat myself.
HP: What a classic. You’re a legend man… [splits side laughing while trying not to breathe in]
Yeah, are you ready to enter those? Ok, buy me 10k of Denny’s at market, 20k each of PF Chang, Cracker Barrel and Steak n Shake, 15k of Piligrim’s Pride Chicken, 30k of Hormel, 5k of Imperial Sugar, 15k of Sara Lee, 8k of Tasty Bakeries, 20k of Sanderson Farms… ready for the shorts? 20k Whole Foods Market, 50k Lifetime Fitness, 10k Nautilus, 50k Weight Watchers, 20k each Nike and Underarmour…
AT&T Call Center Appreciation Day at the Treasury
@33 awesome
wearing a jacket and tie while trading is a dead giveaway
@36 agreed. real traders wear fleece.
-sc
“The hammer and the hammered”
Thank Visnu for Chipotlaway
Hey Hank, I just sharted!!
First yacht: $9 mm
Mediocre food and finally access: $5,000 per plate (I’ll have two)
16 oz Poland Spring Water: $0.99 + tax + dep
…………………………………
20 years on Wall Str. and still not getting the whole brown suit thing…priceless
united scammers of benneton…
Hank, lemme tell you… when you look like me, people somehow give you lots of personal space…
Hey . . . hey . . . pull my finger . . . really
Ghee whiz, Hank, come to our house for dinner. We make puri and butter chicken for you.
Hank: This damn curry is making it so difficult to hold this fucking listening device inserted into my rear!
Misshapen. Definitely.
Hank: Don’t worry Raj-raj, if you use GS as your prime broker, you’re good on my watch…
Dharma and Greg.
Dharmendra and Greg
Hey! Who took KFC off the speed dial?
“Raj,do you ever have trouble turning your head?”
Raj: …and we used that inside information to a MINT!
Paulson: heehee *snort* heehee that’s brilliant! *snort*
if you squint hard enough his Outlook screen is displaying dealbreaker
“So, what are you having?”
“Squid.”
“Do they serve that here?”
“I was making a joke. Vampire? Squid? Get it?”
“Oooooh. Hahaha.”
Latika, make me a sandwich.
Photo #3 – Magnum, P.I. Sri Lanka
Actually I think the outlook screen is displaying Light Reading, telecom industry site
@56 excellent Bolly reference
Third photograph:
“OH YEAH! SITAR HERO IS THE BEST!”
You going to eat your fat, Hank?
Mitur Binisdirty
Dinner with the Treasury Secretary…$5,000.
A Bloomberg terminal & six flat screens…$12,000.
Heading up the river in a hideous paisley shirt…priceless.
kBANq3 Im obliged for the blog post.Really looking forward to read more. Really Cool.