• 26 Oct 2009 at 10:58 AM

Caption Contest Monday

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Shia LaBeouf (and Michael Douglas) working it on set. [NYP]

Comments (63)

  1. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 11:00 AM

    lol if you think shia looks like a puff, look at the purple extra in the background

  2. Posted by merkin capital partners | October 26, 2009 at 11:00 AM

    These pretzels are making me…THIRSTY!

  3. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 11:01 AM

    “I asked for provolone not american on my hot dog!!!!!”

  4. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 11:01 AM

    Don’t forget to cup the balls.

  5. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 11:02 AM

    Pretzel = after sex cigarette, Shia = can’t handle Michael’s load

  6. Posted by BNZ | October 26, 2009 at 11:02 AM

    There must have been another spitter!

  7. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 11:03 AM

    Wtf, Douglas is eating a salted pretzel? Schwarzman would not f-ing approve.

  8. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 11:05 AM

    purple guy in background just made it move

  9. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 11:05 AM

    @2 I think we can already declare the winner.

  10. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 11:06 AM

    I can’t stand it. Having this guy represent us, the creme-de-la-creme of finance, is a total embarassment.
    - Jefferies SVP

  11. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 11:08 AM

    @10
    No you, Sir, are the embarrassment.
    By the way, learn how to spell. Guess they did not teach that at Wharton.

  12. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 11:09 AM

    Purple is Shia’s stand in for the next scene, where swallowing salty things with a smile is a requirement.

  13. Posted by NakedShort | October 26, 2009 at 11:09 AM

    As a CFA charterholder Mr. LaBeouf became incensed when an MBA canidate implied that an MBA is more valuable in the finance industry.

  14. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 11:11 AM

    I’ll put even odds that Purple is an ugly, flat-chested chick, not a dude. Either way Shia is still a raging homo.

  15. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 11:13 AM

    @ 11, did they not teach sarcasm at Brandeis?

  16. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 11:13 AM

    The only CFA Mr. LaBeouf holds stands for Certified Faggot’s Assistant.
    -Heath Ledger

  17. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 11:14 AM

    What is LaBeouf’s education suppose to be in this movie?
    MIT – Sloan?
    NYU – Stern?
    Jack Welch Management Institute at the Chancellor University?
    Dartmouth – Tuck?
    I believe all these institutions are on par with one another.
    Any insight?

  18. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 11:15 AM

    @14 Thank you, thats the look I was going for, sweetness
    - purple dude

  19. Posted by turd_ferguson | October 26, 2009 at 11:16 AM

    MD, you have to swallow this much cum to get your part?

  20. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 11:17 AM

    @17
    His education is from Trinity College in Dublin, Ireland. It is the coolest University in the world because the rules stipulate if you finish 1st in your class, you are allowed to shoot a catholic. Something to do with the Pope causing the Irish famine or something, anyways that is were Shia LeFag learned his cutthroat abilities.

  21. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 11:20 AM

    Shia- Michael, I can still taste some of your c*m in my mouth
    Michael- smile

  22. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 11:21 AM

    Purple is the new fund manager that invests in women. FOF’s go allocate now.

  23. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 11:22 AM

    @16 Holy shit dude.

  24. Posted by Anonymous | October 26, 2009 at 11:28 AM

    Mongolia’s prime minister will resign!
    http://abnormally-distributed.blogspot.com/

  25. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 11:35 AM

    is he a fluffer?

  26. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 11:37 AM

    These comments suck. So much potential going to waste.
    - Perpetually Angry Out-of-Work LEH Quant

  27. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 11:39 AM

    show us what you got, dick fuld@26

  28. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 11:50 AM

    “Did I ever tell you about the time I caught the herp from Sharon Stone? I’d say I regret it, but holy shit that chick could… Hey, calm down dude. I’m on Valtrex, you’ve only got a small chance. I’d assumed you already caught it from that Fox chick, or did she hold out on you?… Come on, I’m telling you, puking it back up won’t make a difference. Don’t they teach that crap in school now? Kids these days. Oh and you’d better keep your damned mouth shut about this, it took me long time to convince Catherine it was that Banderas character’s fault. you know that guy used to do softcore Showtime porn? Ah, I’m rambling again, and I think I spilled some mustard”

  29. Posted by jakedog | October 26, 2009 at 11:53 AM

    Take one Money Shot. Camera action!

  30. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 11:57 AM

    why does M. Douglas look like Max Weinberg?

  31. Posted by bitch | October 26, 2009 at 11:59 AM

    I swear to god it was THIS big

  32. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 12:09 PM

    All you tools hiding your ignorance behind whatever MBA institution you have previously contaminated are ridiculous.
    Boces, class 0f 99

  33. Posted by volatilitysmile | October 26, 2009 at 12:10 PM

    SlB: Let me call Michael (Bay) to discuss the Transformers sequel. I’m too good for this. I deserve better. Meee-gan! Pack – we’re done here.
    MD: Well, well, well… Mat and Ben had to swallow much more than this to get Good Will Hunting done, wimp. And look at them now.

  34. Posted by volatilitysmile | October 26, 2009 at 12:10 PM

    SlB: Let me call Michael (Bay) to discuss the Transformers sequel. I’m too good for this. I deserve better. Meee-gan! Pack – we’re done here.
    MD: Well, well, well… Matt and Ben had to swallow much more than this to get Good Will Hunting done, wimp. And look at them now.

  35. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 12:15 PM

    “This is what I looked like when I was given this part”

  36. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 12:17 PM

    This caviar tastes like Dennis Kneale!

  37. Posted by kidplunger | October 26, 2009 at 12:32 PM

    @20!
    FTW!!

  38. Posted by kidplunger | October 26, 2009 at 12:32 PM

    @20
    FTW!!

  39. Posted by kidplunger | October 26, 2009 at 12:32 PM

    @20
    FTW!!

  40. Posted by kidplunger | October 26, 2009 at 12:33 PM

    @20
    FTW!!

  41. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 12:44 PM

    Men, men, men, men faggy men, men, men…uhhh huhhhh…men?

  42. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 12:51 PM

    Either these pics from the set have been from the same day, or this movie is going to be a lot of scenes eating pretzels and riding a motorcycle in gucci loafers and euro-cut suits.

  43. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 12:55 PM

    wearing purple is the new killing it
    -purple guy

  44. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 1:12 PM

    [Acting coach]: “Okaaay, Shia- 3 more minutes until the next shoot. It’s time for one more game of charades! Ready – go: a young chicken about to get a mouthful.”
    [Shia opens mouth, closes eyes, groans, gags]
    [Acting coach]: Not THAT kind of chicken, Shia, and not THAT kind of meal; we’re talking about the feathered kind…

  45. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 1:19 PM

    Lemme demonstrate how to tenderly lick the underside of desire.

  46. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 1:21 PM

    WHO…SPILLED… WHITE MUSTARD…ON…MY…GUCCIS???!!! oh…that’s Mike’s… uh, forget it.

  47. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 1:33 PM

    Involuntary gag reflex as a result of seeing photo of the busted chick Steve Phillips took down.
    http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/2009/10/25/2009-10-25_espn_fires_former_mets_gm_steve_phillips.html

  48. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 1:36 PM

    Give me dick, or give me death!

  49. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 1:41 PM

    Open your mouth and close your eyes and you will get a big surprise…

  50. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 1:54 PM

    OUCH!!! Dammit key grip – stop pulling so hard!

  51. Posted by Walesman | October 26, 2009 at 1:56 PM

    WARNING: Fingering Welsh broads leads to wrinkly hands

  52. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 2:19 PM

    In an effort to be taken seriously, LaBeouf blows up at the lighting guy a la Christian Bale. “Fuck-sake man, you’re amateur.”
    http://theoriginalunoriginal.com/the-original-blog/transcript-of-chirstian-bales-terminator-salvation-flip-out/

  53. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 2:22 PM

    Shia – Oh my God, that’s not mustard, it’s jizz??!!
    MD – Yea, if the extras can turn on Megan Fox, they can turn on you… funny, Charlie just smiled and tipped his cap to those jokers. This band of pussies is going to take our civilization down.

  54. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 2:41 PM

    @12-
    what makes you think shia would need a stand in for that?

  55. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 2:52 PM

    “who hired that extra? I said no teeth, like this!”

  56. Posted by Anal_yst | October 26, 2009 at 2:54 PM

    Damn, Oliver Stone is SERIOUSLY bringing his “A” game to make all of us look like fabulously gay manbtiches.

  57. Posted by Mortimer Duke | October 26, 2009 at 3:22 PM

    But your adventures are just beginning, for you are no ordinary gerbil Lemmiwinks, you are the Gerbil King. All hail the Gerbil King!

  58. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 4:33 PM

    That’s some funky tasting spunk

  59. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 5:10 PM

    @57 Come on man, that is a bush league set-up…..but still cant resist….You finance dorks dont need Oliver Stone to make you look like a bunch of fags. You do just fine by your lonesome…..again, Im almost embarrassed to spike that one down.

  60. Posted by Anal_yst | October 26, 2009 at 7:14 PM

    @60
    And from where did your troll ass come? I’d point out how ridiculous your LSO-esque image of those of us who work in Finance is, but you’ll likely respond with some sort of anecdotal non-sequitur wholly irrelevant in the real world.
    Please, enlighten me your highness.

  61. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 7:40 PM

    @57, too bad more gays aren’t in finance; might help tone down the swaggering, infantile jock mentality that permeates the industry.

  62. Posted by guest | October 26, 2009 at 9:21 PM

    the slore to the right of the purple puff does not require Handbridge Capital SWAG.
    -guy who likes big ass titties squirting out the side of a tanktop

  63. Posted by LondonPikey | October 26, 2009 at 10:32 PM

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