Raj-Raj and Hank Paulson yuk it up at a business and technology conference, November 2004. [via]
Workin’ it.
Air-guitar-ing it.
Caption Contest Monday
Posted by Bess Levin, Oct 19, 2009, 9:25am
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Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 9:28AM
Hank... mind if I borrow your cellphone for a moment...
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 9:28AM
we're both unemployed!
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 9:29AM
hank's got a crush
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 9:30AM
I knew it!!!
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 9:31AM
you know what they say about guys who wear glasses...
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 9:32AM
So then the bartender says, "I was talking to the duck!!" Ha Ha - that one never gets old.
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 9:33AM
Hank, do you think you could pull some strings and get me in that new Shia LaBoeuf/Michael Douglas movie? I can do a cameo role.
Posted by merkin capital partners , Oct 19, 2009 9:33AM
Hank: (chuckling) You know, I thought you were going to smell horrible! Like bad BO..I mean BO Jackson. I mean you know how you people are, with the curry.
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 9:34AM
I think the Wall Street Journal said it best "Colleagues Finger Billionaire"
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 9:35AM
"I like you so much more than Ken Lewis."
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 9:37AM
That lamb korma is still fucking with me hence the expression on my face. Hank, you're a fucking GS storm trooper for being able to keep that shit in.
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 9:37AM
10 ftw
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 9:40AM
They arrested and charged the wrong guy, it seems.
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 9:41AM
you see? I told you Goldman was in on this.
-zh
Posted by floor guy , Oct 19, 2009 9:42AM
Wait, Hank, they only have call logs for you - no transcripts? Aww, man...
Posted by floor guy , Oct 19, 2009 9:42AM
Wait, Hank, they only have call logs for you - no transcripts? Aww, man...
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 9:42AM
Air guitar is for white people; colored folks play the air bass. I do it will spilling Opus One.
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 9:43AM
For #2: The best HF managers get their news from the Yahoo Finance boards.
For #2: If I put up these screens with painted on numbers, I might look all savvy and stuff.
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 9:43AM
I loved you in Return of the Jedi...but how did you fit into the ewok costume?
Posted by NakedShort , Oct 19, 2009 9:44AM
Gotta be honest Raj; Summers chins are built for speed and yours are built for comfort
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 9:45AM
I think there's a microphone planted in you r ear
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 9:47AM
No one will catch up to my act if I am all bubbly and stick my pinky out while holding the wine glass.
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 9:49AM
1) Jesus Raj, you even smell like Haratio Sanz
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 9:53AM
I'd rather be homeless and have HIV than look like Raj.
-JWM
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 9:57AM
Hm, I still wonder why it takes five screens to calculate my caloric intake.
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 9:59AM
The air guitar says I'm a swingin' dude. The elegantly lifted pinky on the wine glass says I'm lubed and ready for a dude.
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 10:00AM
@25 not cool.
-larry robbins
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 10:01AM
Maaaan, I hate it when I have take off my gold rings for all those pictures...I can never get them back in the right order...
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 10:01AM
He looks like an Big Sri Lankin teddy bear with small pox
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 10:05AM
No, make that two glasses of gravy.
Posted by Lucy Woodcock , Oct 19, 2009 10:05AM
Photo # 2:
Raj on the phone with Mark Klein, M.D.
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 10:08AM
HP: Raj, did you just fart, again?
RR: Shhh. A bit wet, Think I shat myself.
HP: What a classic. You're a legend man... [splits side laughing while trying not to breathe in]
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 10:12AM
Yeah, are you ready to enter those? Ok, buy me 10k of Denny's at market, 20k each of PF Chang, Cracker Barrel and Steak n Shake, 15k of Piligrim's Pride Chicken, 30k of Hormel, 5k of Imperial Sugar, 15k of Sara Lee, 8k of Tasty Bakeries, 20k of Sanderson Farms... ready for the shorts? 20k Whole Foods Market, 50k Lifetime Fitness, 10k Nautilus, 50k Weight Watchers, 20k each Nike and Underarmour...
Posted by mktmkr , Oct 19, 2009 10:17AM
AT&T Call Center Appreciation Day at the Treasury
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 10:17AM
@33 awesome
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 10:23AM
wearing a jacket and tie while trading is a dead giveaway
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 10:26AM
@36 agreed. real traders wear fleece.
-sc
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 10:26AM
"The hammer and the hammered"
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 10:27AM
Thank Visnu for Chipotlaway
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 10:30AM
Hey Hank, I just sharted!!
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 10:31AM
First yacht: $9 mm
Mediocre food and finally access: $5,000 per plate (I'll have two)
16 oz Poland Spring Water: $0.99 + tax + dep
.......................................
20 years on Wall Str. and still not getting the whole brown suit thing...priceless
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 10:34AM
united scammers of benneton...
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 10:37AM
Hank, lemme tell you... when you look like me, people somehow give you lots of personal space...
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 10:41AM
Hey . . . hey . . . pull my finger . . . really
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 10:42AM
Ghee whiz, Hank, come to our house for dinner. We make puri and butter chicken for you.
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 10:47AM
Hank: This damn curry is making it so difficult to hold this fucking listening device inserted into my rear!
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 10:57AM
Misshapen. Definitely.
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 10:58AM
Hank: Don't worry Raj-raj, if you use GS as your prime broker, you're good on my watch...
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 11:01AM
Dharma and Greg.
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 11:05AM
Dharmendra and Greg
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 11:12AM
Hey! Who took KFC off the speed dial?
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 11:14AM
"Raj,do you ever have trouble turning your head?"
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 11:20AM
Raj: ...and we used that inside information to a MINT!
Paulson: heehee *snort* heehee that's brilliant! *snort*
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 11:26AM
if you squint hard enough his Outlook screen is displaying dealbreaker
Posted by NotNasser , Oct 19, 2009 11:48AM
"So, what are you having?"
"Squid."
"Do they serve that here?"
"I was making a joke. Vampire? Squid? Get it?"
"Oooooh. Hahaha."
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 11:58AM
Latika, make me a sandwich.
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 12:47PM
Photo #3 - Magnum, P.I. Sri Lanka
Posted by Anal_yst , Oct 19, 2009 1:24PM
Actually I think the outlook screen is displaying Light Reading, telecom industry site
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 2:09PM
@56 excellent Bolly reference
Posted by Alphaholic_Anonymous , Oct 19, 2009 2:48PM
Third photograph:
"OH YEAH! SITAR HERO IS THE BEST!"
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 4:43PM
You going to eat your fat, Hank?
Mitur Binisdirty
Posted by guest , Oct 20, 2009 12:04AM
Dinner with the Treasury Secretary...$5,000.
A Bloomberg terminal & six flat screens...$12,000.
Heading up the river in a hideous paisley shirt...priceless.