Caption Contest Thursday
Posted by Bess Levin, Oct 22, 2009, 4:18pm
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Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 4:20PM
fuck/marry/kill: shia/jeffrey chiang/guy with 'stache
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 4:21PM
El Homo Grande
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 4:21PM
again with the gucci loafers?!
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 4:22PM
Here is my Michael Douglas impression -> "Hey, I'm Michael Douglas, I'm old and like Diet Coke"
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 4:24PM
Was he just kneed in the groin? Is he gonna puke?
Posted by NakedShort , Oct 22, 2009 4:24PM
Is he wearing a lesbian tuxedo? Sure looks like it to me
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 4:24PM
"and then I jizzed - in my pants"
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 4:24PM
"We're coming to the edge,
running on the water,
coming through the fog,
your sons and daughters.
Let the river run,
let all the dreamers
wake the nation.
Come, the New Jerusalem."
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 4:25PM
http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/10/22/madoff.lawsuit/index.html
You guys are slippin.....how has this not made DB yet???
Posted by Investorcluzo , Oct 22, 2009 4:26PM
any banker worth his weight in salt owns more than one pair of gucci loafers! wtf, can we get someone in wardrobe to get this guy a pair tods??? and diet coke, this is the age of red bull...
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 4:27PM
The moose was not the only thing that got fisted on the RBC trading floor
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 4:28PM
"Gotta get this condom out of my ass"
Posted by Bess Levin , Oct 22, 2009 4:30PM
@9 right? we are slipping so fucking hard.
http://dealbreaker.com/2009/10/bernie-madoffs-ponzi-scheme-wa.php
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 4:30PM
Need to get away real quick. That fat guy is fixated on my cute ass.
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 4:31PM
"Eh- finally, I've bee compounding all afternoon" (insert flatulence noise)
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 4:31PM
where's the tray of coffee? fail.
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 4:31PM
That's what you mean by 'naked short'?
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 4:32PM
Looks like he's cramping up after too much sauteed spinich and is going to spend the next 45 minutes on the can, if he makes it.
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 4:32PM
#9..... that was on here yesterday
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 4:35PM
@9 FAIL.
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 4:36PM
Shia Labouf departing Money Never Sleeps set with a boner.
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 4:36PM
wtf is a lesbian tuxedo?
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 4:38PM
kinda related, but signs say that shia's filming at 45th st, metlife building from today till monday.
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 4:39PM
Caption:
I'll be damned. Catherine Zeta Jones was right. If you fart at the same time as you hop and land on one foot it does sound like the first note of the Harvard "Fight Song"....
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 4:39PM
I've shared gabagool with Charlie Gasparino, I've spotted for Charlie Gasparino at the gym, you kid are no Charlie Gasparino.
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 4:42PM
think I jizzed my pants .... and it came out of .... my ass! ... oh no ... oh yes ...
Posted by Investorcluzo , Oct 22, 2009 4:42PM
@9 = EPIC FAIL (tard)
- not the penn all caps guy
Posted by Becky Boot Fan , Oct 22, 2009 4:42PM
He must be on his way to an intervention...empty Diet Coke can filled with boxed wine.
-Mac - Sheriff of Paddy's Pub
Posted by NakedShort , Oct 22, 2009 4:44PM
@22 a lesbian tuxedo is when a person wears a denim jacket with jeans or another denim type slack. Also called ODing (Over Deniming)
Posted by MikeInValdosta , Oct 22, 2009 4:44PM
Should have used more lube
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 4:45PM
Yes, that's to correct your posture. Soon you'll have a mighty hump! Now...you really are my son. This calls for a celebration: let's fire some employees.
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 4:45PM
TMZ reports:
"while crossing Madison Ave KD Lang enjoyed a Diet Coke"
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 4:47PM
Is that a $10 or a $100?
Posted by highlyconfident , Oct 22, 2009 4:51PM
@31 Wow a Bob Mackie!
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 4:52PM
Six months earlier:
"Great news for you kid Oliver Stone says you've got the part but there's a minor condition. You ever swallow a condom full of blow? How about a dozen of them?"
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 4:53PM
WIN!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091022/ap_on_fe_st/us_lounge_chair_dwi;_ylt=Avw.Qkq7sXIrij7pwQE8Xl7tiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTJrZzU2djdsBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMDkxMDIyL3VzX2xvdW5nZV9jaGFpcl9kd2kEY3BvcwMxBHBvcwMxBHNlYwN5bl90b3Bfc3RvcnkEc2xrA2Ftb3Rvcml6ZWRsYQ
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 4:53PM
Six months earlier:
"Great news for you kid Oliver Stone says you've got the part but there's a minor condition. You ever swallow a condom full of blow? How about a dozen of them?"
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 4:54PM
Six months earlier:
"Great news for you kid Oliver Stone says you've got the part but there's a minor condition. You ever swallow a condom full of blow? How about a dozen of them?"
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 4:54PM
Six months earlier:
"Great news for you kid Oliver Stone says you've got the part but there's a minor condition. You ever swallow a condom full of blow? How about a dozen of them?"
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 4:54PM
@29 thats a Canadian Tuxedo
Posted by Anal_yst , Oct 22, 2009 4:55PM
This kid ever see the inside of a gym, or a woman? Doubtful.
Also, get another pair of shoes, wtf?
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 4:57PM
His clothes are too small and the shoes are beat!!
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 4:57PM
Shia Labeouf, spotted on the set of his new movie, Wall Street 2, practicing for the ass-pounding Hollywood critics are going to give his performance.
Posted by seeblog , Oct 22, 2009 4:59PM
Oh .. Mr.Stone wants it now ... got to bend down so that he can have it his way.... quick before he cums !!!
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 5:01PM
@29 thats a Canadian Tuxedo
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 5:01PM
If I could be like that
I'd give anything
Just to live one day
In those shoes.
If I could be like that, what would I do?
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 5:02PM
Mexican: You ever get your shit pushed in esse'?
Shia: No
... 30 minutes later, picture of Shia is above
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 5:06PM
@28/BBF
Let's pop off that shirt, Shia.
-Dennis
Posted by The Guest , Oct 22, 2009 5:13PM
Oy veh! My aching sphincter.
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , Oct 22, 2009 5:17PM
That bear behind La Boof is definitely hoping to get some.
Posted by highlyconfident , Oct 22, 2009 5:26PM
Donnie's Discount Dildo Emporium: We'll lay a hurtin' for certain!
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 5:27PM
Is that a cock which I see before me?
Posted by jaxter , Oct 22, 2009 5:40PM
just because Mr. Douglas wraps it in bacon doesn't make it a danger dog!
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 5:54PM
I just found out i'm one of the top 25 earners at Bof A
Oy vey
Posted by Last Man Standing , Oct 22, 2009 6:41PM
can't wardrobe get him another pair of shoes?
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 6:45PM
I told him my hemorrhoid is flaring up. He still went pretty hard at it.
Now I can't even walk straight.
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 6:59PM
"Goddam - 8 takes for the Jimmy Cayne fluffer scene"
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 7:46PM
You must be this short to ride the magic tea cups
Posted by Mortimer Duke , Oct 22, 2009 8:13PM
Lemmiwinks, you must find your way out of this place or you will surely die.
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 8:36PM
Is that a penny?
Posted by Finnegan , Oct 22, 2009 9:24PM
Coke announces heavier can.
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 12:20AM
like 60 and 61
Posted by now on buyside , Oct 23, 2009 8:22AM
"Why couldn't they use the stunt double for the vending machine challenge scene?"
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 9:19AM
Damn prairie dog. I'll set you free in five minutes so back in the hole.
Posted by Yumm , Oct 23, 2009 9:38AM
Oh, no!! That load is coming back up my throat.
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 10:56AM
"You can't come in here with a suit like that"
Posted by Apollo , Oct 23, 2009 11:23AM
"Announcing 'Coke Negative'- burns fat - now with more Ex Lax!"
"side effects include bloody underwear, vomiting, dizziness and death"
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 11:52AM
Oops, I should have gotten a bigger dildo.
Posted by JC , Oct 23, 2009 12:48PM
Oh I just sharted
Posted by DOS , Oct 23, 2009 1:10PM
@22 A lesbian tuxedo is a dyke's uniform...think Ellen D. and Fran Leibowitz.