• 06 Oct 2009 at 3:26 PM

Caption Contest Tuesday

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Comments (125)

  1. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:28 PM

    You can never be too rich to wear a 12 year old’s clothing

  2. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:28 PM

    why is oliver stone trying to make this the gayest trader ever?

  3. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:29 PM

    The leather glove says, “Easy clean-up.” The short-tie says, “Length is proportionate to whether I can see my dick with or without the added thread around my neck.”

  4. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:29 PM

    i saw this pic and i just burst out laughing

  5. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:29 PM

    Does this tie make my gloves look a little gay?

  6. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:31 PM

    “I’m so gay”

  7. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:31 PM

    that tie looks like a leftover prop from Brokeback Mountain.
    -Barney Frank

  8. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:32 PM

    i saw this pic and i just burst out laughing

  9. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:33 PM

    Shia LeBeouf in “Assdancers”

  10. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:34 PM

    fag.
    -charlie sheen

  11. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:34 PM

    do people not see the sign on the cab

  12. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:34 PM

    @6 Shut up SL.

  13. Posted by EvilBuzzard | October 6, 2009 at 3:34 PM

    Stylish – For a Clip-On.

  14. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:36 PM

    it moved. (because of the traffic cop)

  15. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:36 PM

    Bless his heart.

  16. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:36 PM

    @11, see @9

  17. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:36 PM

    Stop the hatin’ on Shia! Not everyone is from Nantucket and wears Brooks Brothers…

  18. Posted by wcburrs87 | October 6, 2009 at 3:36 PM

    Clothing courtesy of Charles Tyrtwat.

  19. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:37 PM

    Every time I hear a story about this movie I keep thinking Stone is just trying to fuck with us. I mean, really… really?!? This is what any self-respecting ‘trader’ would choose to look like? I look at this picture and try to imagine what movie it might be from only to shudder in horror: Wall Street, The Deuce

  20. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:38 PM

    Does the fact that I literally want to rip this fucking kid’s throat out make me mentally unstable?

  21. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:38 PM

    @17 – The problem is that he does look like he’s from Nantucket… if he was 12.

  22. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:39 PM

    Is Shia on his way to meet Png Jiang?

  23. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:39 PM

    Fridays will from now on be “Wear your short tie to work day”….so uhmm…on this Friday, go ahead and wear your short tie…mmmmm kaay.
    - B. Lumbergh

  24. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:39 PM

    Dat taxi in the backround looks like it could use a real good rus’ proofin’. Good ting’ I know a guy….real good deal, he’ll take care of ya…
    -CG

  25. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:40 PM

    an MFA from Marymount Manhattan is the new Harvard MBA

  26. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:40 PM

    @9 FTW

  27. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:41 PM

    I am confused – is LaBoeuf filming Revenge of the Nerds VI at the same time???!!!

  28. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:41 PM

    He looks so feeble in that pic.

  29. Posted by Ass | October 6, 2009 at 3:42 PM

    Dang, I shouldn’t have left that dildo up my ass. I can’t help walking funny.

  30. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:42 PM

    A trader? A trader of Barbie dolls on ebay.

  31. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:43 PM

    ohhhhhh. now I get it…. yesss… Oliver…. Oliver… Oliver…
    http://images.celebrateexpress.com/mgen/merchandiser/32917.jpg

  32. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:44 PM

    @17 Yes they are and yes they do

  33. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:44 PM

    Be nice DB, I have my mother’s thighs.
    S.L.

  34. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:44 PM

    Cool – these come in black leather as well!!??

  35. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:44 PM

    Cool – these come in black leather as well!!??
    http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/411RY7WZT2L._AA280_.jpg

  36. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:46 PM

    Blue Horse Shoe loves ANALcott Steel.

  37. Posted by the Wankmaster General | October 6, 2009 at 3:48 PM

    Gah. The illicit spawn of PeeWee Herman and Lash Larue.

  38. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:50 PM

    BUFF NUGG!
    LD

  39. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:51 PM

    @2 not gay, just french

  40. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:52 PM

    @ 25 FTW…no question

  41. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:52 PM

    Cabbie’s checking out his ass…. once you go __ack you not goin back.

  42. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:53 PM

    @36 ftw CS/MD

  43. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:54 PM

    Gentlemen’s club, indeed! That damn place was full of women…

  44. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 3:58 PM
  45. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 4:00 PM

    What a fucking Gay retard.
    I will *not* be seeing this movie.

  46. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 4:02 PM

    I will be seeing this movie with mable, my neighbors collie
    -DK

  47. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 4:03 PM

    Clearly this will be a movie about an aspiring financier from the Bronx who is destined for the back office.

  48. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 4:04 PM

    His nickname is Mr. Flaccid Sphincter.

  49. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 4:05 PM

    He looks so Goldman in that picture.
    JD

  50. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 4:06 PM

    @25 has it

  51. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 4:08 PM

    I can’t even focus on the sign. This idiot has red highlights.

  52. Posted by Jesse Livermore | October 6, 2009 at 4:13 PM

    Totally douche-tastic! And yes, I did bang Megan Fox!

  53. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 4:15 PM

    I just stole Darth Vader’s Gloves

  54. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 4:15 PM

    Oh shit, I hope that Cop does not recognize me, I slept with her and never called her again. I’m just going to turn my head, look serious, and keep walking.

  55. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 4:16 PM

    Does everyone at Goldman really dress like that?
    Charlotte Banker

  56. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 4:16 PM

    Is this central to the plot, or is it just character development? Of course I believe you can develop characters just as well within the plot, and perhaps even better, than outside it, but that’s a discussion for another post.

  57. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 4:16 PM

    @43 is either very witty or an AIG quant.

  58. Posted by Tax Chick | October 6, 2009 at 4:18 PM

    We represent the Lollypop Guild, The Lollypop Guild, The Lollypop Guild
    And in the name of the Lollypop Guild,
    We wish to welcome you to Muchkinland.

  59. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 4:18 PM

    This is the scene where Shia gets his inspiration for flash trading.

  60. Posted by bluehorseshoe | October 6, 2009 at 4:19 PM

    Is that the cover of the new Trader Monthly comeback issue

  61. Posted by highlyconfident | October 6, 2009 at 4:19 PM

    *Whew* hot pic – now what to do about these sweat stains under my breasts…
    ;-)
    Barney F.

  62. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 4:20 PM

    He looks like a young Dylan Ratigan in that pic. Dreamy hair, smoldering eyes, soft supple lips, chiseled jaw…
    *sigh
    Dennis Kneale

  63. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 4:21 PM

    @39 you’re making a very subtle distinction there.

  64. Posted by Thurston Howell III | October 6, 2009 at 4:22 PM

    NAMBLA recruiting pic

  65. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 4:25 PM

    Douchebag walking…

  66. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 4:29 PM

    Stinks like sex in here.

  67. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 4:29 PM

    My plan to look like Flattop from Dick Tracy is complete

  68. Posted by NakedShort | October 6, 2009 at 4:30 PM

    Is he supposed to be working in a State Farm retail insurance shop with that fucking tie?
    Those reps are the only ones that I know of that leave 4 fucking inches between the bottom of their tie and the top of their belt. Legend has it those insurance reps do it so the tie doesnt get caught in the fax machine.

  69. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 4:31 PM

    I’m here to audition for the Dr. Frank-N-Furter role in “TRHPS II”

  70. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 4:32 PM

    He said 12 on Craigslist, I saw 3. What a bunch of bullshit.

  71. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 4:33 PM

    I’m going to the Michael Jackson funeral, I really hope he likes my new gloves and leather coat.

  72. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 4:33 PM

    That’s one fashionable Jersey City bank teller

  73. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 4:36 PM

    @64 FTW!!

  74. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 4:40 PM

    (Cabbie to BSD Wall St Trader, S LaB)
    “Yo my man, San Pietro’s is that way, to the right. Try the sopressata; it’s da bomb.”

  75. Posted by FUNdamental | October 6, 2009 at 4:41 PM

    A young Larry apple-ton has had enough, cousin balki recently arived from mypos, but won’t make it past the bogs in secaucus.

  76. Posted by playa | October 6, 2009 at 4:45 PM

    I trade equity derivatives

  77. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 4:49 PM

    Why do they dress him to look like he’s the head of corporate actions in the operations department at Daiwa?

  78. Posted by Anal_yst | October 6, 2009 at 4:50 PM

    Like I said on the last one, they desperately need to fire their wardrobe people, my god

  79. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 4:54 PM

    “Gayboy v Hellboy”

  80. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 4:55 PM

    Looks more like a wire room operator fresh out of community college on his way to pick up lunch at Blimpie

  81. Posted by Pru Equities | October 6, 2009 at 4:57 PM

    Looks realistic to me.

  82. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 5:02 PM

    He was wearing my Poonjob U tie! Can you believe it??!! Like, oh sure, he went to Poonjob U.
    - Vickle Monster

  83. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 5:06 PM

    has everyone forgotten about this?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtkvrLTxnGs

  84. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 5:08 PM

    @67
    underrated
    -GRB

  85. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 5:08 PM

    Shia LaBeef

  86. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 5:12 PM

    @68 for the serious fucking win.

  87. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 5:13 PM

    1st year Macy’s Associate Pierre Attrape gets raise after donning the Cocknocker gloves.
    OR
    Running late to Nambla meeting !(shout out to 64).

  88. Posted by Anal_yst | October 6, 2009 at 5:17 PM

    Bess, we need to send word to Oliver Stoned, the DB commentariat is here to help advise on this film, and they DESPERATELY need the help.

  89. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 5:20 PM

    Nice Ass!….God I love this taxi driving gig!
    - V. Pandit

  90. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 5:23 PM

    @43 FTW!

  91. Posted by Seaman Bodine II | October 6, 2009 at 5:25 PM

    Its like a gay Starsky

  92. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 5:28 PM

    “Vinnie from Massapequa Park arrives for his first day of work in MetroTech”

  93. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 5:30 PM

    It is crucial to have the neck at the right angle and the body at the right posture at all time. I did.

  94. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 5:40 PM

    @64/87-
    The short rainbow tie says, “I’m an active member in NAMBLA,” but the tight leather jacket and gelled red hair screams, “but really I’ll deepthroat anyone, regardless of age.”

  95. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 6:02 PM

    his suit is fucking dog shit.

  96. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 6:32 PM

    Looks like he was one of the tools attending the Fashion Meets Finance shindig. Look at the pics. Is he fashion or finance?

  97. Posted by Anal_yst | October 6, 2009 at 7:30 PM

    @96
    Clearly neither. It looks like some poseur nyu/new school hipster had an unpleasant temporal colission with someone from the 1920′s and a bag of D&G “throw away” duds

  98. Posted by Kevin Jennings | October 6, 2009 at 7:41 PM

    I’d hit it…

  99. Posted by Seaman Bodine II | October 6, 2009 at 8:06 PM

    …i’m just a poor boy nobody loves me…

  100. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 8:24 PM

    You can tell by look of concern on his face, he’s obviously heading to the doctor to find out why his farts don’t make a noise anymore.

  101. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 8:34 PM

    Must have put on Tom’s clothes by accident after the Scientology soire.

  102. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 8:44 PM

    3 latte`s, 2 bagels and a croissant..
    3 latte1s, 2 bagels and a croissant..
    2 latte1s, 3 bagels.. ah shit….
    On appearance, SLB has clearly been cast as the desk assistant…

  103. Posted by Seaman Bodine II | October 6, 2009 at 9:13 PM

    fuck
    i can’t stop looking at that pic
    this movie really could be great, in a showgirls kinds of way

  104. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 9:44 PM

    That “leather” must be pleather jacket and the knit collar kills me. Who wears this shit? And those gloves? FTW! If one of my traders showed up dressed like that tomorrow, I’d throw my Bloomberg at him!
    And @103 – your eFFing right on sir!

  105. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 9:44 PM

    That “leather” must be pleather jacket and the knit collar kills me. Who wears this shit? And those gloves? FTW! If one of my traders showed up dressed like that tomorrow, I’d throw my Bloomberg at him!
    And @103 – your eFFing right on sir!

  106. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 9:44 PM

    That “leather” must be pleather jacket and the knit collar kills me. Who wears this shit? And those gloves? FTW! If one of my traders showed up dressed like that tomorrow, I’d throw my Bloomberg at him!
    And @103 – your eFFing right on sir!

  107. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 9:58 PM

    http://www.freewebs.com/shialabeoufheaven/09.jpg
    Does anything else really need to be said?

  108. Posted by trojan | October 6, 2009 at 10:13 PM

    my girlfriend has that exact jacket

  109. Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 11:12 PM

    I don’t understand why everyone is so surprised. Stone has repeatedly said that he hates Wall Street and that the original movie was supposed to be a cautionary tale. We all remember the power and money but forget that everyone gets fucked at the end (not in a good way). This is Stone’s attempt to correct his initial failings.
    This is going to be the movie Moore wishes he made.
    - The One of You Guys Guy

  110. Posted by guest | October 7, 2009 at 1:35 AM

    Remake of Rick Astley’s popular…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

  111. Posted by guest | October 7, 2009 at 5:14 AM

    Box Office Poison.

  112. Posted by Pru Equities | October 7, 2009 at 8:23 AM

    Tool Academy
    ps- @104 =’s intern w/o bberg handle

  113. Posted by guest | October 7, 2009 at 9:01 AM

    Do you want to touch my monkey…

  114. Posted by guest | October 7, 2009 at 9:22 AM

    Arse is good.

  115. Posted by sdip | October 7, 2009 at 9:48 AM

    hello im bruno’s assistant

  116. Posted by guest | October 7, 2009 at 10:25 AM

    relax mama, i’m on the other team.

  117. Posted by guest | October 7, 2009 at 11:24 AM

    Am I topping or am I the bottom today.

  118. Posted by guest | October 7, 2009 at 11:31 AM

    I know this a*sh*le doesn’t douce so I gotta’ keep these gloves on or my hands will smell like sh*t.

  119. Posted by Last Man Standing | October 7, 2009 at 11:57 AM

    do they make that jacket in mens?

  120. Posted by guest | October 7, 2009 at 12:01 PM

    The clothes make the man
    Playboy makes the clothes!
    The clothes make the man
    Playboy makes the clothes!

  121. Posted by backoffice trash | October 7, 2009 at 12:23 PM

    the PwC building is the other way

  122. Posted by guest | October 7, 2009 at 12:24 PM

    that suit is dog shit, get a new suit

  123. Posted by Tax Chick | October 7, 2009 at 12:59 PM

    @121 Harsh, but so very true. I was trying to figure out where I knew him from. It all makes sense now. He’s one of those pesky little associates who shows up here with their partners trying to sell us tax shelters.

  124. Posted by TGFBV | October 7, 2009 at 7:19 PM

    Who needs custom suits when you have TJ Maxx?

  125. Posted by guest | October 11, 2009 at 1:41 AM

    my liquor intake is inversely corelated to my intuitive comment making. HOWERVER, obama got a nobel peace prize hahahahaaa

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