The leather glove says, “Easy clean-up.” The short-tie says, “Length is proportionate to whether I can see my dick with or without the added thread around my neck.”
Every time I hear a story about this movie I keep thinking Stone is just trying to fuck with us. I mean, really… really?!? This is what any self-respecting ‘trader’ would choose to look like? I look at this picture and try to imagine what movie it might be from only to shudder in horror: Wall Street, The Deuce
Oh shit, I hope that Cop does not recognize me, I slept with her and never called her again. I’m just going to turn my head, look serious, and keep walking.
Is this central to the plot, or is it just character development? Of course I believe you can develop characters just as well within the plot, and perhaps even better, than outside it, but that’s a discussion for another post.
Is he supposed to be working in a State Farm retail insurance shop with that fucking tie?
Those reps are the only ones that I know of that leave 4 fucking inches between the bottom of their tie and the top of their belt. Legend has it those insurance reps do it so the tie doesnt get caught in the fax machine.
@64/87-
The short rainbow tie says, “I’m an active member in NAMBLA,” but the tight leather jacket and gelled red hair screams, “but really I’ll deepthroat anyone, regardless of age.”
@96
Clearly neither. It looks like some poseur nyu/new school hipster had an unpleasant temporal colission with someone from the 1920′s and a bag of D&G “throw away” duds
3 latte`s, 2 bagels and a croissant..
3 latte1s, 2 bagels and a croissant..
2 latte1s, 3 bagels.. ah shit….
On appearance, SLB has clearly been cast as the desk assistant…
That “leather” must be pleather jacket and the knit collar kills me. Who wears this shit? And those gloves? FTW! If one of my traders showed up dressed like that tomorrow, I’d throw my Bloomberg at him!
And @103 – your eFFing right on sir!
That “leather” must be pleather jacket and the knit collar kills me. Who wears this shit? And those gloves? FTW! If one of my traders showed up dressed like that tomorrow, I’d throw my Bloomberg at him!
And @103 – your eFFing right on sir!
That “leather” must be pleather jacket and the knit collar kills me. Who wears this shit? And those gloves? FTW! If one of my traders showed up dressed like that tomorrow, I’d throw my Bloomberg at him!
And @103 – your eFFing right on sir!
I don’t understand why everyone is so surprised. Stone has repeatedly said that he hates Wall Street and that the original movie was supposed to be a cautionary tale. We all remember the power and money but forget that everyone gets fucked at the end (not in a good way). This is Stone’s attempt to correct his initial failings.
This is going to be the movie Moore wishes he made.
- The One of You Guys Guy
@121 Harsh, but so very true. I was trying to figure out where I knew him from. It all makes sense now. He’s one of those pesky little associates who shows up here with their partners trying to sell us tax shelters.
You can never be too rich to wear a 12 year old’s clothing
why is oliver stone trying to make this the gayest trader ever?
The leather glove says, “Easy clean-up.” The short-tie says, “Length is proportionate to whether I can see my dick with or without the added thread around my neck.”
i saw this pic and i just burst out laughing
Does this tie make my gloves look a little gay?
“I’m so gay”
that tie looks like a leftover prop from Brokeback Mountain.
-Barney Frank
i saw this pic and i just burst out laughing
Shia LeBeouf in “Assdancers”
fag.
-charlie sheen
do people not see the sign on the cab
@6 Shut up SL.
Stylish – For a Clip-On.
it moved. (because of the traffic cop)
Bless his heart.
@11, see @9
Stop the hatin’ on Shia! Not everyone is from Nantucket and wears Brooks Brothers…
Clothing courtesy of Charles Tyrtwat.
Every time I hear a story about this movie I keep thinking Stone is just trying to fuck with us. I mean, really… really?!? This is what any self-respecting ‘trader’ would choose to look like? I look at this picture and try to imagine what movie it might be from only to shudder in horror: Wall Street, The Deuce
Does the fact that I literally want to rip this fucking kid’s throat out make me mentally unstable?
@17 – The problem is that he does look like he’s from Nantucket… if he was 12.
Is Shia on his way to meet Png Jiang?
Fridays will from now on be “Wear your short tie to work day”….so uhmm…on this Friday, go ahead and wear your short tie…mmmmm kaay.
- B. Lumbergh
Dat taxi in the backround looks like it could use a real good rus’ proofin’. Good ting’ I know a guy….real good deal, he’ll take care of ya…
-CG
an MFA from Marymount Manhattan is the new Harvard MBA
@9 FTW
I am confused – is LaBoeuf filming Revenge of the Nerds VI at the same time???!!!
He looks so feeble in that pic.
Dang, I shouldn’t have left that dildo up my ass. I can’t help walking funny.
A trader? A trader of Barbie dolls on ebay.
ohhhhhh. now I get it…. yesss… Oliver…. Oliver… Oliver…
http://images.celebrateexpress.com/mgen/merchandiser/32917.jpg
@17 Yes they are and yes they do
Be nice DB, I have my mother’s thighs.
S.L.
Cool – these come in black leather as well!!??
Cool – these come in black leather as well!!??
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/411RY7WZT2L._AA280_.jpg
Blue Horse Shoe loves ANALcott Steel.
Gah. The illicit spawn of PeeWee Herman and Lash Larue.
BUFF NUGG!
LD
@2 not gay, just french
@ 25 FTW…no question
Cabbie’s checking out his ass…. once you go __ack you not goin back.
@36 ftw CS/MD
Gentlemen’s club, indeed! That damn place was full of women…
This is just wrong and should have it’s own contest…
http://media.photobucket.com/image/shia%20labeouf/labeouf_2188/Shia%20LaBeouf/pictures/shia-labeouf-trl-17.jpg
What a fucking Gay retard.
I will *not* be seeing this movie.
I will be seeing this movie with mable, my neighbors collie
-DK
Clearly this will be a movie about an aspiring financier from the Bronx who is destined for the back office.
His nickname is Mr. Flaccid Sphincter.
He looks so Goldman in that picture.
JD
@25 has it
I can’t even focus on the sign. This idiot has red highlights.
Totally douche-tastic! And yes, I did bang Megan Fox!
I just stole Darth Vader’s Gloves
Oh shit, I hope that Cop does not recognize me, I slept with her and never called her again. I’m just going to turn my head, look serious, and keep walking.
Does everyone at Goldman really dress like that?
Charlotte Banker
Is this central to the plot, or is it just character development? Of course I believe you can develop characters just as well within the plot, and perhaps even better, than outside it, but that’s a discussion for another post.
@43 is either very witty or an AIG quant.
We represent the Lollypop Guild, The Lollypop Guild, The Lollypop Guild
And in the name of the Lollypop Guild,
We wish to welcome you to Muchkinland.
This is the scene where Shia gets his inspiration for flash trading.
Is that the cover of the new Trader Monthly comeback issue
*Whew* hot pic – now what to do about these sweat stains under my breasts…
;-)
Barney F.
He looks like a young Dylan Ratigan in that pic. Dreamy hair, smoldering eyes, soft supple lips, chiseled jaw…
*sigh
Dennis Kneale
@39 you’re making a very subtle distinction there.
NAMBLA recruiting pic
Douchebag walking…
Stinks like sex in here.
My plan to look like Flattop from Dick Tracy is complete
Is he supposed to be working in a State Farm retail insurance shop with that fucking tie?
Those reps are the only ones that I know of that leave 4 fucking inches between the bottom of their tie and the top of their belt. Legend has it those insurance reps do it so the tie doesnt get caught in the fax machine.
I’m here to audition for the Dr. Frank-N-Furter role in “TRHPS II”
He said 12 on Craigslist, I saw 3. What a bunch of bullshit.
I’m going to the Michael Jackson funeral, I really hope he likes my new gloves and leather coat.
That’s one fashionable Jersey City bank teller
@64 FTW!!
(Cabbie to BSD Wall St Trader, S LaB)
“Yo my man, San Pietro’s is that way, to the right. Try the sopressata; it’s da bomb.”
A young Larry apple-ton has had enough, cousin balki recently arived from mypos, but won’t make it past the bogs in secaucus.
I trade equity derivatives
Why do they dress him to look like he’s the head of corporate actions in the operations department at Daiwa?
Like I said on the last one, they desperately need to fire their wardrobe people, my god
“Gayboy v Hellboy”
Looks more like a wire room operator fresh out of community college on his way to pick up lunch at Blimpie
Looks realistic to me.
He was wearing my Poonjob U tie! Can you believe it??!! Like, oh sure, he went to Poonjob U.
- Vickle Monster
has everyone forgotten about this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtkvrLTxnGs
@67
underrated
-GRB
Shia LaBeef
@68 for the serious fucking win.
1st year Macy’s Associate Pierre Attrape gets raise after donning the Cocknocker gloves.
OR
Running late to Nambla meeting !(shout out to 64).
Bess, we need to send word to Oliver Stoned, the DB commentariat is here to help advise on this film, and they DESPERATELY need the help.
Nice Ass!….God I love this taxi driving gig!
- V. Pandit
@43 FTW!
Its like a gay Starsky
“Vinnie from Massapequa Park arrives for his first day of work in MetroTech”
It is crucial to have the neck at the right angle and the body at the right posture at all time. I did.
@64/87-
The short rainbow tie says, “I’m an active member in NAMBLA,” but the tight leather jacket and gelled red hair screams, “but really I’ll deepthroat anyone, regardless of age.”
his suit is fucking dog shit.
Looks like he was one of the tools attending the Fashion Meets Finance shindig. Look at the pics. Is he fashion or finance?
@96
Clearly neither. It looks like some poseur nyu/new school hipster had an unpleasant temporal colission with someone from the 1920′s and a bag of D&G “throw away” duds
I’d hit it…
…i’m just a poor boy nobody loves me…
You can tell by look of concern on his face, he’s obviously heading to the doctor to find out why his farts don’t make a noise anymore.
Must have put on Tom’s clothes by accident after the Scientology soire.
3 latte`s, 2 bagels and a croissant..
3 latte1s, 2 bagels and a croissant..
2 latte1s, 3 bagels.. ah shit….
On appearance, SLB has clearly been cast as the desk assistant…
fuck
i can’t stop looking at that pic
this movie really could be great, in a showgirls kinds of way
That “leather” must be pleather jacket and the knit collar kills me. Who wears this shit? And those gloves? FTW! If one of my traders showed up dressed like that tomorrow, I’d throw my Bloomberg at him!
And @103 – your eFFing right on sir!
That “leather” must be pleather jacket and the knit collar kills me. Who wears this shit? And those gloves? FTW! If one of my traders showed up dressed like that tomorrow, I’d throw my Bloomberg at him!
And @103 – your eFFing right on sir!
That “leather” must be pleather jacket and the knit collar kills me. Who wears this shit? And those gloves? FTW! If one of my traders showed up dressed like that tomorrow, I’d throw my Bloomberg at him!
And @103 – your eFFing right on sir!
http://www.freewebs.com/shialabeoufheaven/09.jpg
Does anything else really need to be said?
my girlfriend has that exact jacket
I don’t understand why everyone is so surprised. Stone has repeatedly said that he hates Wall Street and that the original movie was supposed to be a cautionary tale. We all remember the power and money but forget that everyone gets fucked at the end (not in a good way). This is Stone’s attempt to correct his initial failings.
This is going to be the movie Moore wishes he made.
- The One of You Guys Guy
Remake of Rick Astley’s popular…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI
Box Office Poison.
Tool Academy
ps- @104 =’s intern w/o bberg handle
Do you want to touch my monkey…
Arse is good.
hello im bruno’s assistant
relax mama, i’m on the other team.
Am I topping or am I the bottom today.
I know this a*sh*le doesn’t douce so I gotta’ keep these gloves on or my hands will smell like sh*t.
do they make that jacket in mens?
The clothes make the man
Playboy makes the clothes!
The clothes make the man
Playboy makes the clothes!
the PwC building is the other way
that suit is dog shit, get a new suit
@121 Harsh, but so very true. I was trying to figure out where I knew him from. It all makes sense now. He’s one of those pesky little associates who shows up here with their partners trying to sell us tax shelters.
Who needs custom suits when you have TJ Maxx?
my liquor intake is inversely corelated to my intuitive comment making. HOWERVER, obama got a nobel peace prize hahahahaaa