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Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:28PM
You can never be too rich to wear a 12 year old's clothing
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:28PM
why is oliver stone trying to make this the gayest trader ever?
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:29PM
The leather glove says, "Easy clean-up." The short-tie says, "Length is proportionate to whether I can see my dick with or without the added thread around my neck."
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:29PM
i saw this pic and i just burst out laughing
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:29PM
Does this tie make my gloves look a little gay?
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:31PM
"I'm so gay"
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:31PM
that tie looks like a leftover prop from Brokeback Mountain.
-Barney Frank
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:32PM
i saw this pic and i just burst out laughing
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:33PM
Shia LeBeouf in "Assdancers"
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:34PM
fag.
-charlie sheen
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:34PM
do people not see the sign on the cab
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:34PM
@6 Shut up SL.
Posted by EvilBuzzard , Oct 06, 2009 3:34PM
Stylish - For a Clip-On.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:36PM
it moved. (because of the traffic cop)
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:36PM
Bless his heart.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:36PM
@11, see @9
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:36PM
Stop the hatin' on Shia! Not everyone is from Nantucket and wears Brooks Brothers...
Posted by wcburrs87 , Oct 06, 2009 3:36PM
Clothing courtesy of Charles Tyrtwat.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:37PM
Every time I hear a story about this movie I keep thinking Stone is just trying to fuck with us. I mean, really... really?!? This is what any self-respecting 'trader' would choose to look like? I look at this picture and try to imagine what movie it might be from only to shudder in horror: Wall Street, The Deuce
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:38PM
Does the fact that I literally want to rip this fucking kid's throat out make me mentally unstable?
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:38PM
@17 - The problem is that he does look like he's from Nantucket... if he was 12.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:39PM
Is Shia on his way to meet Png Jiang?
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:39PM
Fridays will from now on be "Wear your short tie to work day"....so uhmm...on this Friday, go ahead and wear your short tie...mmmmm kaay.
- B. Lumbergh
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:39PM
Dat taxi in the backround looks like it could use a real good rus' proofin'. Good ting' I know a guy....real good deal, he'll take care of ya...
-CG
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:40PM
an MFA from Marymount Manhattan is the new Harvard MBA
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:40PM
@9 FTW
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:41PM
I am confused - is LaBoeuf filming Revenge of the Nerds VI at the same time???!!!
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:41PM
He looks so feeble in that pic.
Posted by Ass , Oct 06, 2009 3:42PM
Dang, I shouldn't have left that dildo up my ass. I can't help walking funny.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:42PM
A trader? A trader of Barbie dolls on ebay.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:43PM
ohhhhhh. now I get it.... yesss... Oliver.... Oliver... Oliver...
http://images.celebrateexpress.com/mgen/merchandiser/32917.jpg
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:44PM
@17 Yes they are and yes they do
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:44PM
Be nice DB, I have my mother's thighs.
S.L.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:44PM
Cool - these come in black leather as well!!??
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:44PM
Cool - these come in black leather as well!!??
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/411RY7WZT2L._AA280_.jpg
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:46PM
Blue Horse Shoe loves ANALcott Steel.
Posted by the Wankmaster General , Oct 06, 2009 3:48PM
Gah. The illicit spawn of PeeWee Herman and Lash Larue.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:50PM
BUFF NUGG!
LD
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:51PM
@2 not gay, just french
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:52PM
@ 25 FTW...no question
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:52PM
Cabbie's checking out his ass.... once you go __ack you not goin back.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:53PM
@36 ftw CS/MD
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:54PM
Gentlemen's club, indeed! That damn place was full of women...
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 3:58PM
This is just wrong and should have it's own contest...
http://media.photobucket.com/image/shia%20labeouf/labeouf_2188/Shia%20LaBeouf/pictures/shia-labeouf-trl-17.jpg
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 4:00PM
What a fucking Gay retard.
I will *not* be seeing this movie.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 4:02PM
I will be seeing this movie with mable, my neighbors collie
-DK
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 4:03PM
Clearly this will be a movie about an aspiring financier from the Bronx who is destined for the back office.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 4:04PM
His nickname is Mr. Flaccid Sphincter.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 4:05PM
He looks so Goldman in that picture.
JD
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 4:06PM
@25 has it
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 4:08PM
I can't even focus on the sign. This idiot has red highlights.
Posted by Jesse Livermore , Oct 06, 2009 4:13PM
Totally douche-tastic! And yes, I did bang Megan Fox!
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 4:15PM
I just stole Darth Vader's Gloves
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 4:15PM
Oh shit, I hope that Cop does not recognize me, I slept with her and never called her again. I'm just going to turn my head, look serious, and keep walking.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 4:16PM
Does everyone at Goldman really dress like that?
Charlotte Banker
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 4:16PM
Is this central to the plot, or is it just character development? Of course I believe you can develop characters just as well within the plot, and perhaps even better, than outside it, but that's a discussion for another post.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 4:16PM
@43 is either very witty or an AIG quant.
Posted by Tax Chick , Oct 06, 2009 4:18PM
We represent the Lollypop Guild, The Lollypop Guild, The Lollypop Guild
And in the name of the Lollypop Guild,
We wish to welcome you to Muchkinland.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 4:18PM
This is the scene where Shia gets his inspiration for flash trading.
Posted by bluehorseshoe , Oct 06, 2009 4:19PM
Is that the cover of the new Trader Monthly comeback issue
Posted by highlyconfident , Oct 06, 2009 4:19PM
*Whew* hot pic - now what to do about these sweat stains under my breasts...
;-)
Barney F.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 4:20PM
He looks like a young Dylan Ratigan in that pic. Dreamy hair, smoldering eyes, soft supple lips, chiseled jaw...
*sigh
Dennis Kneale
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 4:21PM
@39 you're making a very subtle distinction there.
Posted by Thurston Howell III , Oct 06, 2009 4:22PM
NAMBLA recruiting pic
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 4:25PM
Douchebag walking...
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 4:29PM
Stinks like sex in here.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 4:29PM
My plan to look like Flattop from Dick Tracy is complete
Posted by NakedShort , Oct 06, 2009 4:30PM
Is he supposed to be working in a State Farm retail insurance shop with that fucking tie?
Those reps are the only ones that I know of that leave 4 fucking inches between the bottom of their tie and the top of their belt. Legend has it those insurance reps do it so the tie doesnt get caught in the fax machine.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 4:31PM
I'm here to audition for the Dr. Frank-N-Furter role in "TRHPS II"
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 4:32PM
He said 12 on Craigslist, I saw 3. What a bunch of bullshit.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 4:33PM
I'm going to the Michael Jackson funeral, I really hope he likes my new gloves and leather coat.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 4:33PM
That's one fashionable Jersey City bank teller
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 4:36PM
@64 FTW!!
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 4:40PM
(Cabbie to BSD Wall St Trader, S LaB)
"Yo my man, San Pietro's is that way, to the right. Try the sopressata; it's da bomb."
Posted by FUNdamental , Oct 06, 2009 4:41PM
A young Larry apple-ton has had enough, cousin balki recently arived from mypos, but won't make it past the bogs in secaucus.
Posted by playa , Oct 06, 2009 4:45PM
I trade equity derivatives
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 4:49PM
Why do they dress him to look like he's the head of corporate actions in the operations department at Daiwa?
Posted by Anal_yst , Oct 06, 2009 4:50PM
Like I said on the last one, they desperately need to fire their wardrobe people, my god
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 4:54PM
"Gayboy v Hellboy"
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 4:55PM
Looks more like a wire room operator fresh out of community college on his way to pick up lunch at Blimpie
Posted by Pru Equities , Oct 06, 2009 4:57PM
Looks realistic to me.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 5:02PM
He was wearing my Poonjob U tie! Can you believe it??!! Like, oh sure, he went to Poonjob U.
- Vickle Monster
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 5:06PM
has everyone forgotten about this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtkvrLTxnGs
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 5:08PM
@67
underrated
-GRB
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 5:08PM
Shia LaBeef
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 5:12PM
@68 for the serious fucking win.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 5:13PM
1st year Macy's Associate Pierre Attrape gets raise after donning the Cocknocker gloves.
OR
Running late to Nambla meeting !(shout out to 64).
Posted by Anal_yst , Oct 06, 2009 5:17PM
Bess, we need to send word to Oliver Stoned, the DB commentariat is here to help advise on this film, and they DESPERATELY need the help.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 5:20PM
Nice Ass!....God I love this taxi driving gig!
- V. Pandit
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 5:23PM
@43 FTW!
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , Oct 06, 2009 5:25PM
Its like a gay Starsky
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 5:28PM
"Vinnie from Massapequa Park arrives for his first day of work in MetroTech"
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 5:30PM
It is crucial to have the neck at the right angle and the body at the right posture at all time. I did.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 5:40PM
@64/87-
The short rainbow tie says, "I'm an active member in NAMBLA," but the tight leather jacket and gelled red hair screams, "but really I'll deepthroat anyone, regardless of age."
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 6:02PM
his suit is fucking dog shit.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 6:32PM
Looks like he was one of the tools attending the Fashion Meets Finance shindig. Look at the pics. Is he fashion or finance?
Posted by Anal_yst , Oct 06, 2009 7:30PM
@96
Clearly neither. It looks like some poseur nyu/new school hipster had an unpleasant temporal colission with someone from the 1920's and a bag of D&G "throw away" duds
Posted by Kevin Jennings , Oct 06, 2009 7:41PM
I'd hit it...
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , Oct 06, 2009 8:06PM
...i'm just a poor boy nobody loves me...
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 8:24PM
You can tell by look of concern on his face, he's obviously heading to the doctor to find out why his farts don't make a noise anymore.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 8:34PM
Must have put on Tom's clothes by accident after the Scientology soire.
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 8:44PM
3 latte`s, 2 bagels and a croissant..
3 latte1s, 2 bagels and a croissant..
2 latte1s, 3 bagels.. ah shit....
On appearance, SLB has clearly been cast as the desk assistant...
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , Oct 06, 2009 9:13PM
fuck
i can't stop looking at that pic
this movie really could be great, in a showgirls kinds of way
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 9:44PM
That "leather" must be pleather jacket and the knit collar kills me. Who wears this shit? And those gloves? FTW! If one of my traders showed up dressed like that tomorrow, I'd throw my Bloomberg at him!
And @103 - your eFFing right on sir!
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 9:44PM
That "leather" must be pleather jacket and the knit collar kills me. Who wears this shit? And those gloves? FTW! If one of my traders showed up dressed like that tomorrow, I'd throw my Bloomberg at him!
And @103 - your eFFing right on sir!
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 9:44PM
That "leather" must be pleather jacket and the knit collar kills me. Who wears this shit? And those gloves? FTW! If one of my traders showed up dressed like that tomorrow, I'd throw my Bloomberg at him!
And @103 - your eFFing right on sir!
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 9:58PM
http://www.freewebs.com/shialabeoufheaven/09.jpg
Does anything else really need to be said?
Posted by trojan , Oct 06, 2009 10:13PM
my girlfriend has that exact jacket
Posted by guest , Oct 06, 2009 11:12PM
I don't understand why everyone is so surprised. Stone has repeatedly said that he hates Wall Street and that the original movie was supposed to be a cautionary tale. We all remember the power and money but forget that everyone gets fucked at the end (not in a good way). This is Stone's attempt to correct his initial failings.
This is going to be the movie Moore wishes he made.
- The One of You Guys Guy
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 1:35AM
Remake of Rick Astley's popular...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 5:14AM
Box Office Poison.
Posted by Pru Equities , Oct 07, 2009 8:23AM
Tool Academy
ps- @104 ='s intern w/o bberg handle
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 9:01AM
Do you want to touch my monkey...
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 9:22AM
Arse is good.
Posted by sdip , Oct 07, 2009 9:48AM
hello im bruno's assistant
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 10:25AM
relax mama, i'm on the other team.
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 11:24AM
Am I topping or am I the bottom today.
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 11:31AM
I know this a*sh*le doesn't douce so I gotta' keep these gloves on or my hands will smell like sh*t.
Posted by Last Man Standing , Oct 07, 2009 11:57AM
do they make that jacket in mens?
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 12:01PM
The clothes make the man
Playboy makes the clothes!
The clothes make the man
Playboy makes the clothes!
Posted by backoffice trash , Oct 07, 2009 12:23PM
the PwC building is the other way
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 12:24PM
that suit is dog shit, get a new suit
Posted by Tax Chick , Oct 07, 2009 12:59PM
@121 Harsh, but so very true. I was trying to figure out where I knew him from. It all makes sense now. He's one of those pesky little associates who shows up here with their partners trying to sell us tax shelters.
Posted by TGFBV , Oct 07, 2009 7:19PM
Who needs custom suits when you have TJ Maxx?
Posted by guest , Oct 11, 2009 1:41AM
my liquor intake is inversely corelated to my intuitive comment making. HOWERVER, obama got a nobel peace prize hahahahaaa