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Oh, and if you’re interested in getting down with this duo tonight:
Yo DB– So I’m walking home from work in midtown last night. I see an NYPD temporary no parking sign on a few sign posts on 50th b/w 3rd and Lex. I take a look, and it says they are filming for “Wall Street 2″ on Wednesday from 6am to 11pm. I also notice that they are not up and down the whole block, just right in front of Nikki Midtown. I guess that’s where a hot shot trader such as Shia Lebouf goes for bottles and models.
why is jimmy chanos hanging out with shia labeouf?
“Where the hell is Charlie Sheen?”
I live for the DB caption contests.
MD: oops, i sharted
different suit, same fag.
Holy shit, they found the pillow biter a suit
His miserable pocket square screams Barcap
Holy shit, they found the pillow biter a suit
His miserable pocket square screams Barcap
looks like they are at the zoo, watching animals procreate
Seriously. Why would they pick this putz?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xgKfgATgpg4/R74sbIwyjDI/AAAAAAAAAOc/kPlqUkJaNFM/s400/shia-labeouf-400ds0827.jpg
Is it me, or is MDs left nip erect, and his 3rd leg pointing rightward?
One reserves the right to go without belt after 70
last kid i mentored ended up in prison for dealing meth – stick with me kid, i’ll take you places..
Golly that Greg Michaels looks like a dip shit.
“Its best to play pocket pool when you are standing ankle deep in water.”
why are they at the zoo?
@2 Hi Charlie.
shia, do you like gladiator movies?
SB: Wait till I get you back in the office, Im gonna get the black helmet and glove on.
MD: Cant wait kid. I love the smell of ass butter.
Mike looks a lot like Kirk.
Wall Street 2 – Electric Boogaloo.
18 won it
“I loved you in Spartacus, Sir.”
Yup. I see why Catherine Zeta Jones would want to fuck that fossil.
-Mackenzie Phillips
Know what I’ve got in my pocket, boy?
The knot in the tie is ok I guess, but that hankie is a fuckin’ disaster. Get your shit together or I’ll bust my J.T. Marlin coffee mug over your head.
Signed A Real Fake Trader
“Shia: Ever seen a grown man naked?”
“Shia: Dress for Success says the knot in your tie should never be wider than your head”
MD: Look at the funbags on that hosehound.
SL: Yep. He must work out.
they were watching me benchpress, and gaping in awe.
-cg
Who tied that knot, Keyshawn Johnson or Michael Irvin?
SL: Have you ever given a rusty trombone on cocaine?
MD: You really better not be going commando, fruitcake. “BSD” doesn’t mean you’re allowed to swing free
What I’d give to have Charlie Sheen posting on this board right now.
The paunch and linen suit says, “I was important before I moved to Orlando”, but shiny gray and smug look says, “I’m a retail broker.”
Yo, Gordo. Why, exactly, are we standing in a fountain?
Gekko looking rough these days.
no belt? no suspenders? wtf?
Money Never MEEEPS!
gekko be rockin the MOOBS!
Apparently they’re filming around Wall Street tonight, too
I’ll give that 8th grader a 10
@anal_yst- saw that sign too thought it was for tomorrow?
Shia you want to be my son? Because Cameron is a complete fuck up
Shia you want to be my son? Because Cameron is a complete fuck up
You see those MILFs over there kid? Did’em both, without Viagra.
What was Shia doing with TGFD?
Holy shit, they found the pillow biter a suit
His miserable pocket square screams Barcap
Whatever happened to the Models & Bottles jack-off?
@6/@7: terrible
@45 FTW!
Confucius say: “Man with hand in pocket feels cocky!”
@22 FTW
” . . . and back in my day, pants used to have creases. And we’d wear them with belts! Or even suspenders!
“But you don’t need any of that any more. Just a few idiot fund-of-fund managers, and you’re set. They’ll put up a few billion, and you just stick it in a relative value arb that even a monkey could execute, charge 2 and 20, and just stand in the middle of the fountain all day long in the cheapest suit anybody’s ever seen, and what’s anybody going to do about?”
GG: I never said this would be easy kid but you gotta sacrifice if you wanna make it in this business… wipe front to back.
MD: “Heh heh. You see that, Shia? That’s a woman. I’ve had sex with lots of ‘em.”
SL: “Hmmm … No thanks.”
Caption: “Goldman cut me off at the ankles, too.”
“CDO^2 Trader”
I wanna suck Shia Lebouf’s cock.
~ Larry Craig
SL: Is that little walrus giving that big walrus a ride somewhere?
MD: You’re walking around blind without a cane, pal.
#32 wins
Old wrinkly balls on your chin.
“Why do you think Gasparino asked us to stand in this wet concrete?”
Holy shit, they found the pillow biter a suit
His miserable pocket square screams Barcap
those man-tits never get old…
Those two lesbians are quite handsome.
Dennis Kneale
It looks like the camera caught both of them in the act of farting. Shia, definitely right in the act. Douglas looks like maybe he farted a couple seconds ago and just caught the first pleasant whiff.
The illusion has become real.
MD: I am old, but at least I have a man’s shoulder.
SL: Hmmm? I look cuter in a tight leather suit, especially with an oversized helmet. Try put your fat old ass into my hot leather pants.
Gekko is MF no more.
SLaB= That’s a mighty fine looking Members-Only jacket in black leather, black leather gloves and a State Farm, short tie.
MD= Buddy, Greed is good. If you get greed, one day you’ll find yourself living the dream of wearing that. What’s worth doing is worth doing for clothes.
#44 In the $!
Again, NAMBLA recruiting pic. This time with a founding member alongside the youngster.
I was expecting to totally go off on SL, but actually, pretty damn nice suit….hell of a lot better than most of the J Banks you dorks sport….OK, the matching tie def sucks, and the hanky blows!….but again, nice fitting suit.
I only wear Brioni. Suck on my prestige.
New Canaan Killing it
Suits are for wage slaves……..self made men wear what ever the fuck they want…..
What what?
I like my suit pants with the crotch cut out.
In the butt.
Samwell
MD: “You see that snow monkey over there kid? I bought that monkey during the height of the bubble in 1999 for $1 million. Today, I couldn’t sell its nuts to a bunch of chink witchdoctors in Chinatown for $100. The illusion…has been destroyed. Wake up kid…you’re monkey nuts in this town. And by the way, you look like a fag. Save the cheap sales pitch and go buy yourself a decent suit. Then we’ll talk. Cocksucker.”
SL: “Gordon…I just don’t ‘get’ shorting”.
Whatever you lost, it doesn’t matter.
At least you ditched the leather jacket and oversized helmet that just screamed “pollen jock”.
Gekk0: “Is Maxine still bubbling?”
Progeny: “Yep.”
GekkO: “Then just enjoy the scenery for a few more minutes.”
My pocket square says BSD. You, on the other hand, need a fucking haircut. I mean – that do? DAMN!
Did they even HAVE computers back then?
Yeah, the shirt is from Kmart. Market research.
You give me Catherine Zeta-Jones, I’ll give you the pocket square. Deal?
I got a hot one for you. Bluestar Airlines…
If either of these useless pieces of fake cunts even try to trade EM, we will rip off their scrotums, suck out their balls and chew them on the floor of the B. just sayin…for kicks..
I am gay :(
Such baller suits.
dont think ive seen a plot summary on here before. from wikip:
The film is set 20 years after the first film, in June 2008. Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) has just been released from his prison sentence of 20 years. Despite initial attempts of Gekko trying to warn Wall Street of the soon-to-be economy down-fall and stock market crash no one believes him due to his now defaced image in the financial world. Gekko then decides to re-focus his attention to rebuilding a relationship with his now-estranged daughter Winnie (Carey Mulligan). Due to the time apart (because of his prison sentence), and the fact that Gekko is blamed for his son Rudy’s suicide, Winnie avoids any contact with him. During this same period in time, young Wall Street trader Jacob’s (Shia LaBeouf) mentor (Frank Langella) unexpectedly dies, and Jacob suspects his hedge fund manager (Josh Brolin) of being involved in his mentor’s death. Jacob, who is Winnie’s fiance, wants to seek revenge, and agrees to team up with Gekko for help; in return Jacob agrees to help Gekko repair his relationship with Winnie.
SL: Oops! Something is ‘Transforming’ in my pocket…
MD: Heh heh. Well I’m ‘Romancing the Stone’ over here.
SL: It still kinda hurts.
MD: Heh, heh… yeah, but let’s keep at it and you’ll really learn to like it.
is that a full windsor?
Jacob (Shia’s character) to Gordon:
Buy a decent suit…you can’t come around here looking like this. Go to Morty Sills, tell’em I sent ya.
MD – You see Madonna over there with teenage Latino? She was awesome in the sack back in the 80s. Too bad I had to strap a board to my ass to keep from falling in. Not only was she great in bed but that was also the last time I had a solid bowel movement.
SL – Yeah, that Latino guy is hot.
The size of the tie knot says Eurotrash but at least he has only two buttons on the suit. If you have 3 or more buttons on the front of your suit, you job entails replacing butter on a serving plate, refilling water glasses or offering post retirement football analysis on ESPN.
- Fixed Income