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Oh, and if you’re interested in getting down with this duo tonight:
Yo DB— So I’m walking home from work in midtown last night. I see an NYPD temporary no parking sign on a few sign posts on 50th b/w 3rd and Lex. I take a look, and it says they are filming for “Wall Street 2” on Wednesday from 6am to 11pm. I also notice that they are not up and down the whole block, just right in front of Nikki Midtown. I guess that’s where a hot shot trader such as Shia Lebouf goes for bottles and models.
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:05PM
why is jimmy chanos hanging out with shia labeouf?
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:06PM
"Where the hell is Charlie Sheen?"
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:06PM
I live for the DB caption contests.
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:06PM
MD: oops, i sharted
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:06PM
different suit, same fag.
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:06PM
Holy shit, they found the pillow biter a suit
His miserable pocket square screams Barcap
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:07PM
Holy shit, they found the pillow biter a suit
His miserable pocket square screams Barcap
Posted by Last Man Standing , Oct 07, 2009 4:07PM
looks like they are at the zoo, watching animals procreate
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:08PM
Seriously. Why would they pick this putz?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xgKfgATgpg4/R74sbIwyjDI/AAAAAAAAAOc/kPlqUkJaNFM/s400/shia-labeouf-400ds0827.jpg
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:08PM
Is it me, or is MDs left nip erect, and his 3rd leg pointing rightward?
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:09PM
One reserves the right to go without belt after 70
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:10PM
last kid i mentored ended up in prison for dealing meth - stick with me kid, i'll take you places..
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:10PM
Golly that Greg Michaels looks like a dip shit.
Posted by pfluger , Oct 07, 2009 4:10PM
"Its best to play pocket pool when you are standing ankle deep in water."
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:12PM
why are they at the zoo?
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:13PM
@2 Hi Charlie.
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:15PM
shia, do you like gladiator movies?
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:18PM
SB: Wait till I get you back in the office, Im gonna get the black helmet and glove on.
MD: Cant wait kid. I love the smell of ass butter.
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:19PM
Mike looks a lot like Kirk.
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:19PM
Wall Street 2 - Electric Boogaloo.
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:20PM
18 won it
Posted by NotNasser , Oct 07, 2009 4:20PM
"I loved you in Spartacus, Sir."
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:21PM
Yup. I see why Catherine Zeta Jones would want to fuck that fossil.
-Mackenzie Phillips
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:22PM
Know what I've got in my pocket, boy?
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:23PM
The knot in the tie is ok I guess, but that hankie is a fuckin' disaster. Get your shit together or I'll bust my J.T. Marlin coffee mug over your head.
Signed A Real Fake Trader
Posted by Porker Stankleberry , Oct 07, 2009 4:23PM
"Shia: Ever seen a grown man naked?"
"Shia: Dress for Success says the knot in your tie should never be wider than your head"
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:30PM
MD: Look at the funbags on that hosehound.
SL: Yep. He must work out.
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:31PM
they were watching me benchpress, and gaping in awe.
-cg
Posted by Anal_yst , Oct 07, 2009 4:32PM
Who tied that knot, Keyshawn Johnson or Michael Irvin?
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:33PM
SL: Have you ever given a rusty trombone on cocaine?
MD: You really better not be going commando, fruitcake. "BSD" doesn't mean you're allowed to swing free
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , Oct 07, 2009 4:34PM
What I'd give to have Charlie Sheen posting on this board right now.
Posted by merkin capital partners , Oct 07, 2009 4:35PM
The paunch and linen suit says, "I was important before I moved to Orlando", but shiny gray and smug look says, "I'm a retail broker."
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:38PM
Yo, Gordo. Why, exactly, are we standing in a fountain?
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:40PM
Gekko looking rough these days.
Posted by NakedShort , Oct 07, 2009 4:40PM
no belt? no suspenders? wtf?
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:41PM
Money Never MEEEPS!
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:43PM
gekko be rockin the MOOBS!
Posted by Anal_yst , Oct 07, 2009 4:47PM
Apparently they're filming around Wall Street tonight, too
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:48PM
I'll give that 8th grader a 10
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:50PM
@anal_yst- saw that sign too thought it was for tomorrow?
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:52PM
Shia you want to be my son? Because Cameron is a complete fuck up
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:53PM
Shia you want to be my son? Because Cameron is a complete fuck up
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:54PM
You see those MILFs over there kid? Did'em both, without Viagra.
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:55PM
What was Shia doing with TGFD?
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:56PM
Holy shit, they found the pillow biter a suit
His miserable pocket square screams Barcap
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:59PM
Whatever happened to the Models & Bottles jack-off?
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 4:59PM
@6/@7: terrible
@45 FTW!
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 5:04PM
Confucius say: "Man with hand in pocket feels cocky!"
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 5:08PM
@22 FTW
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 5:12PM
" . . . and back in my day, pants used to have creases. And we'd wear them with belts! Or even suspenders!
"But you don't need any of that any more. Just a few idiot fund-of-fund managers, and you're set. They'll put up a few billion, and you just stick it in a relative value arb that even a monkey could execute, charge 2 and 20, and just stand in the middle of the fountain all day long in the cheapest suit anybody's ever seen, and what's anybody going to do about?"
Posted by highlyconfident , Oct 07, 2009 5:13PM
GG: I never said this would be easy kid but you gotta sacrifice if you wanna make it in this business... wipe front to back.
Posted by TheMacGuffin , Oct 07, 2009 5:13PM
MD: "Heh heh. You see that, Shia? That's a woman. I've had sex with lots of 'em."
SL: "Hmmm ... No thanks."
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 5:17PM
Caption: "Goldman cut me off at the ankles, too."
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 5:25PM
"CDO^2 Trader"
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 5:26PM
I wanna suck Shia Lebouf's cock.
~ Larry Craig
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 5:31PM
SL: Is that little walrus giving that big walrus a ride somewhere?
MD: You're walking around blind without a cane, pal.
Posted by tbd , Oct 07, 2009 5:35PM
#32 wins
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 5:37PM
Old wrinkly balls on your chin.
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 5:45PM
"Why do you think Gasparino asked us to stand in this wet concrete?"
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 5:46PM
Holy shit, they found the pillow biter a suit
His miserable pocket square screams Barcap
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 5:48PM
those man-tits never get old...
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 5:52PM
Those two lesbians are quite handsome.
Dennis Kneale
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 5:53PM
It looks like the camera caught both of them in the act of farting. Shia, definitely right in the act. Douglas looks like maybe he farted a couple seconds ago and just caught the first pleasant whiff.
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 6:18PM
The illusion has become real.
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 6:48PM
MD: I am old, but at least I have a man's shoulder.
SL: Hmmm? I look cuter in a tight leather suit, especially with an oversized helmet. Try put your fat old ass into my hot leather pants.
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 7:00PM
Gekko is MF no more.
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 7:01PM
SLaB= That's a mighty fine looking Members-Only jacket in black leather, black leather gloves and a State Farm, short tie.
MD= Buddy, Greed is good. If you get greed, one day you'll find yourself living the dream of wearing that. What's worth doing is worth doing for clothes.
Posted by Joe Mac , Oct 07, 2009 7:17PM
#44 In the $!
Posted by Thurston Howell III , Oct 07, 2009 7:20PM
Again, NAMBLA recruiting pic. This time with a founding member alongside the youngster.
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 7:50PM
I was expecting to totally go off on SL, but actually, pretty damn nice suit....hell of a lot better than most of the J Banks you dorks sport....OK, the matching tie def sucks, and the hanky blows!....but again, nice fitting suit.
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 8:06PM
I only wear Brioni. Suck on my prestige.
New Canaan Killing it
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 8:19PM
Suits are for wage slaves........self made men wear what ever the fuck they want.....
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 8:24PM
What what?
I like my suit pants with the crotch cut out.
In the butt.
Samwell
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 8:42PM
MD: "You see that snow monkey over there kid? I bought that monkey during the height of the bubble in 1999 for $1 million. Today, I couldn't sell its nuts to a bunch of chink witchdoctors in Chinatown for $100. The illusion...has been destroyed. Wake up kid...you're monkey nuts in this town. And by the way, you look like a fag. Save the cheap sales pitch and go buy yourself a decent suit. Then we'll talk. Cocksucker."
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 8:45PM
SL: "Gordon...I just don't 'get' shorting".
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 8:53PM
Whatever you lost, it doesn't matter.
At least you ditched the leather jacket and oversized helmet that just screamed "pollen jock".
Posted by Corbin , Oct 07, 2009 9:27PM
Gekk0: "Is Maxine still bubbling?"
Progeny: "Yep."
GekkO: "Then just enjoy the scenery for a few more minutes."
Posted by TGFBV , Oct 07, 2009 10:04PM
My pocket square says BSD. You, on the other hand, need a fucking haircut. I mean - that do? DAMN!
Did they even HAVE computers back then?
Yeah, the shirt is from Kmart. Market research.
You give me Catherine Zeta-Jones, I'll give you the pocket square. Deal?
I got a hot one for you. Bluestar Airlines...
Posted by bovespa an bolsa , Oct 07, 2009 10:20PM
If either of these useless pieces of fake cunts even try to trade EM, we will rip off their scrotums, suck out their balls and chew them on the floor of the B. just sayin...for kicks..
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 10:38PM
I am gay :(
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 11:34PM
Such baller suits.
Posted by guest , Oct 08, 2009 9:31AM
dont think ive seen a plot summary on here before. from wikip:
The film is set 20 years after the first film, in June 2008. Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) has just been released from his prison sentence of 20 years. Despite initial attempts of Gekko trying to warn Wall Street of the soon-to-be economy down-fall and stock market crash no one believes him due to his now defaced image in the financial world. Gekko then decides to re-focus his attention to rebuilding a relationship with his now-estranged daughter Winnie (Carey Mulligan). Due to the time apart (because of his prison sentence), and the fact that Gekko is blamed for his son Rudy's suicide, Winnie avoids any contact with him. During this same period in time, young Wall Street trader Jacob's (Shia LaBeouf) mentor (Frank Langella) unexpectedly dies, and Jacob suspects his hedge fund manager (Josh Brolin) of being involved in his mentor's death. Jacob, who is Winnie's fiance, wants to seek revenge, and agrees to team up with Gekko for help; in return Jacob agrees to help Gekko repair his relationship with Winnie.
Posted by guest , Oct 08, 2009 9:49AM
SL: Oops! Something is 'Transforming' in my pocket...
MD: Heh heh. Well I'm 'Romancing the Stone' over here.
Posted by guest , Oct 08, 2009 10:28AM
SL: It still kinda hurts.
MD: Heh, heh... yeah, but let's keep at it and you'll really learn to like it.
Posted by guest , Oct 08, 2009 11:37AM
is that a full windsor?
Posted by guest , Oct 08, 2009 3:06PM
Jacob (Shia's character) to Gordon:
Buy a decent suit...you can't come around here looking like this. Go to Morty Sills, tell'em I sent ya.
Posted by Fixed Income , Oct 08, 2009 10:30PM
MD - You see Madonna over there with teenage Latino? She was awesome in the sack back in the 80s. Too bad I had to strap a board to my ass to keep from falling in. Not only was she great in bed but that was also the last time I had a solid bowel movement.
SL - Yeah, that Latino guy is hot.
The size of the tie knot says Eurotrash but at least he has only two buttons on the suit. If you have 3 or more buttons on the front of your suit, you job entails replacing butter on a serving plate, refilling water glasses or offering post retirement football analysis on ESPN.
- Fixed Income