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1. 1
   Posted by SwiftOne | October 5, 2009 at 3:41 PM

   I wonder which firm?

2. 2
   Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 3:42 PM

   @1 uh…really?

3. 3
   Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 3:43 PM

   “additional weekend hours”
   Oh, yeah! That’s when the real action happens.

4. 4
   Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 3:44 PM

   what’s an equal “opportunit” employer?

5. 5
   Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 3:44 PM

   “… Please note: applicant cannot be Meredith Whitney.”

6. 6
   Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 3:45 PM

   “additional weekend hours” turns me on and also scares the shit out of me.

7. 7
   Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 3:46 PM

   @6 you’ve just described every night of my life.
   -JBL

8. 8
   Posted by Investorcluzo | October 5, 2009 at 3:49 PM

   okay, who was crusing the “jobs” screen at work? I know bessy didn’t find this on her own…fess up. was it you kenny?

9. 9
   Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 3:49 PM

   “when fees aren’t coming in, must be willing to accept yanking of balls as alternative payment.”
   -mw

10. 10
    Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 3:50 PM

    BLOOMBERG HERE:
    Reproducing the contents of theTerminal(TM) in online forums is a violation of the licensing agreement.
    CG will be round tonight to shut you down. Enjoy your last breaths of air b1tches.

11. 11
    Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 3:52 PM

    @bloomberg why don’t you go eat a whole sheet cake and then cry about your lovehandles for a week?
    -nyt

12. 12
    Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 3:55 PM

    Will there be “on the job” training for “choke hold” and “body slam” technique?
    Also, are you allowed to cruise DB during office hours looking for stories about you “plump” Boss called Meredith???
    Need to know before I apply.

13. 13
    Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 3:57 PM

    @12 knowing those techniques are pre-reqs to apply.

14. 14
    Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 3:59 PM

    must know what happens during the additional weekend hours before sending my res.

15. 15
    Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 4:00 PM

    @cluz- what’s the big deal?
    -vik

16. 16
    Posted by pfluger | October 5, 2009 at 4:01 PM

    When I got my Bloomberg terminal installed, instead of using my finger for the biometric ID required at sign-in, I used my dick.
    -cg

17. 17
    Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 4:01 PM

    I need to sow my seed. This looks promising.

18. 18
    Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 4:04 PM

    i hit it and quit it w/o 2 weeks notice

19. 19
    Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 4:06 PM

    @16/CG
    Fuck you! I spit soda all over my monitors.

20. 20
    Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 4:10 PM

    “Calendar management”… dream big!

21. 21
    Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 4:15 PM

    Equal Opportunity = Cock or Vajayjay
    Vajayjay Advisors, LLC

22. 22
    Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 4:17 PM

    @16
    It fit? Sorry, buddy.

23. 23
    Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 4:17 PM

    @21 the listing says “opportunit” not “opportunity”

24. 24
    Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 4:17 PM

    holy shit@16 ftw

25. 25
    Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 4:25 PM

    @16 me too
    - MW

26. 26
    Posted by pfluger | October 5, 2009 at 4:32 PM

    @26:
    I’m having some log in difficulties, but whenever my bloomberg rep shows up and asks me to please sign in, its a bit of a problem. She thinks I’m not placing my “finger” on the little tab right.
    What should I do? What if my bosses at CNBC find out what I’ve done??!
    -cg

27. 27
    Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 4:34 PM

    @1:
    no, not really, Moron.

28. 28
    Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 4:34 PM

    16 = sc

29. 29
    Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 4:49 PM

    Bess ftw with those tags!

30. 30
    Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 5:00 PM

    presentation creation sounds so regal

31. 31
    Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 7:24 PM

    M-WAG…!!!!

32. 32
    Posted by guest | October 6, 2009 at 4:15 AM

    @16 FTW!