At some point this morning, investor relations girl Christine Mancision pulled her LinkedIn profile, presumably because her bosses at Luxor Capital Group didn’t appreciate having their name associated with Mancision’s war on dancing. In reality, it seems as though the real reason was because girlfriend’s got something to hide.
Oh that’s right: we’re dealing with a professional here. Or if not a professional, someone would’ve had the training to keep up with what James Graeber was throwing out there. So…maybe it wasn’t Graeber’s drunk ass who landed Christine’s in the hospital but the one belonging to the lady of the hour. Hours of practice and competitions and dance-offs and she couldn’t handle a simple spin/fling combo? Highly suspect, and an obvious game changer.
She was part of the dance ensembluh? Impossibluh!
I love sorority girls. Especially the fat ones…they like to swallow.
Nothing really to report today, eh?
Headline ‘Clumsy girl breaks wrist dancing with fat drunk wall street type’
wow
Commenting from the peanut gallery here at Planter’s I’d have say she was a salted.
I’d hit it
@3 burn
@3 = mancision
AD Pi? More like 80 pies, amiright?
This woman was a victim. Where can we find info on the guy who allegedly caused her injury? I am running out of jokes and puns and DIA won’t collapse or explode to the upside so I have some time on my hands.
I run a family office, what is this about “investor relations?” will she have relations with my investors?
jim young
president,
j. epstein family office
@2 Es verdad.
@3 why don’t you get out there and make something happen, sport?
No es verdad.
mancision? That sounds fucking painful.
“It’s proprietary.”
-Madoff Investor Relations
3 = mancisions’s boyfriend
Ole Meatflaps Mancision up to her old tricks again, I see.
Guy who went to Gettysburg
@14 FTW
@12 too busy doing crunches while listening to Huey Lewis and the News.
Meet at Dorsia?
Christine….you ever dance with a devil in the pale moonlight?
Her glowering stare in the photo reminds me of the photo of Chaz that Bess likes to post on occassion.
First IR girl I’ve ever seen wearing a Talbots headband, that fund must have good numbers to be able to put someone like her out there.
Anyone have Luxor 3rd year sorority slut numbers?
Talbots is for pussies.
CG
Nice catch Bess
They used an inset picture to hide the hook that replaced her hand. She can gut a man with one swipe.
If she swallows…
Can I get anyone on the Over/under on her BAC (if it was even taken at the scene, doubtful), setting initially at .20, who wants in?
Frivolous. As Shakespeare said “The first thing we do is make all the lawyers dance together”.
Bess -
Why not call and see if she agrees to an interview?
(212) 763-8000
@bess, @30: please, please call. must. do. interview.
does the carpet match the drapes?
The carpet is fire red, and the meat drapes are the color of roast beef. Do da math.
Fuggetaboutit
@28/NS definitely the under. Unless she’s a real pro, at .20 she wouldn’t remember the incident, making the lawsuit much tougher. I’d put the over/under around .13-.15
Now the Amaranth IR girls, they were something to behold. This one not so much.
-Former Amaranth IR girl beholder
@35 don’t know if you meant that as a joke but in all seriousness Amaranth had THE hottest IR girls (though you’d have to go for the bimbo look which, who doesn’t?).
I find her sensey
-former moose puppet currently looking for work
Hacked by Chinese
http://www.christinemancision.com/g2data/albums/
@34
I’d have to disagree for the exact same reason you’ve cited. Clearly, she’s at least partially full of sh*t, leading me to believe she doesn’t, in fact, remember much of it.