Dear Loeb Nation

By Bess Levin

Please find the following estimate of the net returns of funds managed by Third Point LLC for the month of September and for the year 2009.

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Posted by guest | October 1, 2009 at 10:19 AM

now pay us our fuckin money!
-movers who hauled your shit
2

Posted by guest | October 1, 2009 at 10:22 AM

pshh. my wife’s fund is up 40% ytd.
-kg
3

Posted by merkin capital partners | October 1, 2009 at 10:24 AM

This mixed drink yelling at Big Ben about pay day loans just said “turble”. Where’s Charles Barkley?
4

Posted by guest | October 1, 2009 at 10:26 AM

congrats, DL! wheatgrass shots are on me tonight.
5

Posted by guest | October 1, 2009 at 10:30 AM

I haven’t lost any money so far this year, but we do have a whole other quarter and anything could happen.
-KGizzle
6

Posted by ggg | October 1, 2009 at 10:33 AM

I love the smell of Alpha in the morning.
7

Posted by guest | October 1, 2009 at 10:52 AM

Wow, Danny beat the Nasdaq by -2.68% YTD in his best fund, he must be one hell of a manager! Thank god I’m paying all those fees.
8

Posted by guest | October 1, 2009 at 10:56 AM

@7 shut up ken
9

Posted by guest | October 1, 2009 at 11:01 AM

@7 shut your filthy whore mouth
10

Posted by guest | October 1, 2009 at 11:35 AM

His ytd numbers aren’t the only reason why I would let him wreck my vagina. It sure does give me peace of mind knowing he can afford the inevitable abortion.
11

Posted by guest | October 1, 2009 at 11:38 AM

@10 ADG?
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Posted by guest | October 1, 2009 at 12:28 PM

@7, ZH is that you? This comment sounds like your kind of math genius!

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