• 22 Oct 2009 at 1:19 PM

Felix Salmon Has Some Bones To Pick With Charlie Gasparino’s New Book

By Bess Levin

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1. Aesthetically, it’s a piece of shit. Also, Salmon wouldn’t use the pages to line his birdcage.
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2. Too much Charlie.
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3. That the people publicizing it in included materials that might help sell the thing.
4. This wasn’t a Tweet (yet) but just speculation: that it wasn’t written by Sorkin?


We called up Chaz to see if he’d seen the reviews. We caught up while while he was working out “down by the track at the East River.” In between pants, the Jabroni Pony had this to say: “I’ve known for many years that Salmon is obsessed with me but it appears that Andrew has stolen his heart.”
Earlier: Gasparino vs. Salmon: The Catfight You Never Knew You Wanted But Somehow Feels So Right

Comments (23)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | October 22, 2009 at 1:22 PM

    dat is me bitches
    -cg

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | October 22, 2009 at 1:26 PM

    salmon is such a fucking cumstain.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | October 22, 2009 at 1:27 PM

    I will fuck dis guy. Literally. On the floor of the NYSE.
    -cg

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | October 22, 2009 at 1:29 PM

    Hey! Nobody messes with our Charlie except “the kids” at Dealbreaker.
    Sod off, Salmon.
    Let’s get together and start a fund to collectively buy one of his books. I pledge $.05.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | October 22, 2009 at 1:32 PM

    @4 I pledge $1 if I can have Maria Bartiromo’s pussy instead.

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | October 22, 2009 at 1:32 PM

    nice icon. fag.

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | October 22, 2009 at 1:40 PM

    Agree with 4′s sentiment. Charlie is like family, in that we can dog him all day long…but as soon as an outsider attacks our Nitrate-Induced Hero, the gloves come off.
    -Guy in the Bow-Flex Know

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | October 22, 2009 at 1:44 PM

    If you wait, you can get the book for less.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | October 22, 2009 at 1:49 PM

    CG…I will buy every book printed if DK while on air tomorrow is gang raped by a pack of 50 or more collies.
    P.S. make sure the guy who made the decision to put that douche on the air is included in the festivities as well.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | October 22, 2009 at 2:00 PM

    uh Oh… it is Go Time…
    - Izzy Mandelbaum

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | October 22, 2009 at 2:00 PM

    I would only buy da book if it were a books on tape and cg himself was narrating.

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | October 22, 2009 at 2:03 PM

    @11 yeah that would be awesome.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | October 22, 2009 at 2:04 PM

    uh Oh… it is Go Time…
    - Izzy Mandelbaum

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | October 22, 2009 at 2:04 PM

    When not writing books or reporting on the markets, Charles enjoys spending time in the weight room, “slamming midtown happy hour pigs”, eating prosciutto and drinking Muscle Milk.

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | October 22, 2009 at 2:06 PM

    uh Oh… it is Go Time…
    - Izzy Mandelbaum

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | October 22, 2009 at 2:09 PM

    uh Oh… it is Go Time…
    - Izzy Mandelbaum

  17. 17
    Posted by Anal_yst | October 22, 2009 at 2:28 PM

    so much multiple post fail here, damn hacks everywhere today eh?

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | October 22, 2009 at 2:35 PM

    No one outside of NY City reads or cares about either book.

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | October 22, 2009 at 2:40 PM

    @19 is from tulsa

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | October 22, 2009 at 2:52 PM

    Salmon you better watch yourself, CG’s will wipe the floor with you my friend. CG’s a floor mopper, always has been, always will be.

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | October 22, 2009 at 2:53 PM

    Salmon you better watch yourself, CG’s will wipe the floor with you my friend. CG’s a floor mopper, always has been, always will be.

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | October 22, 2009 at 3:25 PM

    @19, not true. The whole village of Castel del Gasparino, in the Abruzzi, is reading it on a shared Kindle.

  23. 23
    Posted by NotNasser | October 22, 2009 at 7:51 PM

    My money’s on the Happy Fish.

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