1. Aesthetically, it’s a piece of shit. Also, Salmon wouldn’t use the pages to line his birdcage.
2. Too much Charlie.
3. That the people publicizing it in included materials that might help sell the thing.
4. This wasn’t a Tweet (yet) but just speculation: that it wasn’t written by Sorkin?
We called up Chaz to see if he’d seen the reviews. We caught up while while he was working out “down by the track at the East River.” In between pants, the Jabroni Pony had this to say: “I’ve known for many years that Salmon is obsessed with me but it appears that Andrew has stolen his heart.”
Earlier: Gasparino vs. Salmon: The Catfight You Never Knew You Wanted But Somehow Feels So Right
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 1:22PM
dat is me bitches
-cg
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 1:26PM
salmon is such a fucking cumstain.
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 1:27PM
I will fuck dis guy. Literally. On the floor of the NYSE.
-cg
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 1:29PM
Hey! Nobody messes with our Charlie except "the kids" at Dealbreaker.
Sod off, Salmon.
Let's get together and start a fund to collectively buy one of his books. I pledge $.05.
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 1:32PM
@4 I pledge $1 if I can have Maria Bartiromo's pussy instead.
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 1:32PM
nice icon. fag.
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 1:40PM
Agree with 4's sentiment. Charlie is like family, in that we can dog him all day long...but as soon as an outsider attacks our Nitrate-Induced Hero, the gloves come off.
-Guy in the Bow-Flex Know
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 1:44PM
If you wait, you can get the book for less.
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 1:49PM
CG...I will buy every book printed if DK while on air tomorrow is gang raped by a pack of 50 or more collies.
P.S. make sure the guy who made the decision to put that douche on the air is included in the festivities as well.
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 2:00PM
uh Oh... it is Go Time...
- Izzy Mandelbaum
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 2:00PM
I would only buy da book if it were a books on tape and cg himself was narrating.
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 2:03PM
@11 yeah that would be awesome.
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 2:04PM
uh Oh... it is Go Time...
- Izzy Mandelbaum
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 2:04PM
When not writing books or reporting on the markets, Charles enjoys spending time in the weight room, "slamming midtown happy hour pigs", eating prosciutto and drinking Muscle Milk.
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 2:04PM
When not writing books or reporting on the markets, Charles enjoys spending time in the weight room, "slamming midtown happy hour pigs", eating prosciutto and drinking Muscle Milk.
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 2:06PM
uh Oh... it is Go Time...
- Izzy Mandelbaum
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 2:09PM
uh Oh... it is Go Time...
- Izzy Mandelbaum
Posted by Anal_yst , Oct 22, 2009 2:28PM
so much multiple post fail here, damn hacks everywhere today eh?
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 2:35PM
No one outside of NY City reads or cares about either book.
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 2:40PM
@19 is from tulsa
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 2:52PM
Salmon you better watch yourself, CG's will wipe the floor with you my friend. CG's a floor mopper, always has been, always will be.
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 2:53PM
Salmon you better watch yourself, CG's will wipe the floor with you my friend. CG's a floor mopper, always has been, always will be.
Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 3:25PM
@19, not true. The whole village of Castel del Gasparino, in the Abruzzi, is reading it on a shared Kindle.
Posted by NotNasser , Oct 22, 2009 7:51PM
My money's on the Happy Fish.