By now you’ve probably heard that a lady named Christine Mancision has filed a couple lawsuits over being “clobbered” on a dance floor at wedding last year. The first is against James Graeber, the guy whose actions supposedly put a metal plate and five screws in Christine’s wrist. The second is against the Hyatt Morristown in New Jersey, which the victim claims encouraged Graeber to grab her arm, spin her around the dance floor and then fling her off to the side where she went “flying,” by overserving the guy when he was “visibly intoxicated,” adding “fuel to the fire” in Graeber’s dancing feet. Mancision, who works investor relations at Luxor Capital Group, wants a million in damages. Now, up front, let us just say it’s obviously a shame the girl had to go through surgery and “eight months of grueling rehabilitation.” But with the office holiday party season fast approaching, let us also say this:
…if you can’t take the moves, get off the dance floor. This is what people do. Yeah, Graeber was likely drunk but guess what? The spin and the fling is probably his go-to regardless. The booze just added a little get up and go to the delivery. Why should he be punished for being a phenomenal dancer? There’s no way he could’ve predicted his skills would’ve landed the girl in the hospital, which while unfortunate, is something that happens sometimes (if she hadn’t gotten hurt Christine would’ve been telling all her friends about the “awesome dancer” she met at the wedding in Jersey). And now he should be made to feel badly for nearly pulling off such a technical difficult and crowd-pleasing move, hang up his shoes and never get freaky again? What’s next, come December 10 Cliff Asness refrains from doing The Worm after dinner out of fear of breaking some feet in the process? Stever decides against attempting to execute a triple salchow, which he’s been practicing for months at this point and knows he could nail to delight of the staff? And other bull shit along those lines?
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 12:04PM
He should have used more mancision when he flung her.
Posted by Becky Boot Fan , Oct 13, 2009 12:05PM
Bitchy looking gal. Her should have thrown in a DanzaSlap for good measure.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 12:05PM
GS - if your filthy hands ip address is on any of those wedding photos there will be a restraining order filed
Love,
Sally
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 12:06PM
Oh my god! What did he to do her face? This guy is an animal and should be locked up.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 12:06PM
I have never seen a person that I wanted to slap more than this hole
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 12:07PM
I was really hoping for an animated gif of the Mad Men tractor incident after the jump.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 12:08PM
I would hate fuck the hell out of her.
CG
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 12:10PM
Full, half brazilian, or vagifro?
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 12:12PM
Vagifro with a wiff of rotten trout
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 12:14PM
Too Old; Didn't Fuck
-J. Epstein
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 12:14PM
I love trout!
Andy Madoff
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 12:15PM
guy works at UBS, which sucks.
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/james-graeber/14/8b5/a37
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 12:16PM
Looks like a little more time out in the sun might cheer her up some.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 12:18PM
I'd guess tastefully trimmed but am guessing the closest anyone has gotten to it is probably a boarding school roommate when a hug turned into some awkward yet gentle scissoring.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 12:21PM
I love gentle scissoring.
Bawney Fwank
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 12:21PM
@14
FTW!
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 12:21PM
@14 nah, the story mentioned her boyfriend. (the wedding was for her boyfriend's boss.)
Posted by FUNdamental , Oct 13, 2009 12:22PM
Chaz thinks this move is amateurish, and strongl recommends mr graeber graduate to chaz's signature move....chloroform rag and some rope. Then these petty problems never arise.
Posted by NakedShort , Oct 13, 2009 12:22PM
The icy glare says "I want it in my butt regardless of how many dingleberries are back there"
The horrible facial acne scaring says "middle school was a rough patch for me and now I am going to take my pimpled aggression out on anyone that dare have a good time in my presence"
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 12:27PM
I would only have sex with her if she promised to make that face and only that face.
C Gizzle
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 12:27PM
I have that same face every time I read one of Greg's posts. A look of total disgust.
Greg's Mom
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 12:28PM
Her LinkEd in account not working - hoping it means Luxor fired her pussie ass
feel free to send her your compliments at lcgcomply1@bloomberg dot net
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 12:30PM
She looks so smeagol in that picture.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 12:30PM
The turtleneck and headband say "I read a lot of Nancy Drew back in the day," but the eyes say "and I will use every trick she taught me to nail your ass in court"
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 12:32PM
@12
It looks like he is an intern at UBS. If anything this helps him, doesn't that cunt know the waste of suing someone that is judgment proof?
She looks so-so. I would pack her poop with my cock.
Posted by Investorcluzo , Oct 13, 2009 12:32PM
since "that guy" seems to be MIA, I'll say it: I'd hit it...
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 12:37PM
poke, add, defriend, refriend
http://www.facebook.com/addfriend.php?id=19300755
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 12:38PM
Fire crotches have never been my thing.
The Prostie Fucker
Posted by american bandersnatch , Oct 13, 2009 12:38PM
In my younger days I used to get wicked drunk at my holiday parties at that place before they rebranded it a Hyatt. I believe I maimed four of five people when dancing and nobody sued me.
Posted by stevie , Oct 13, 2009 12:38PM
I already have the costume made, so no, nothing will hold me back from pulling off the salchow, save for a pussy-ass partner. also, my employees sign papers saying they can't sue me for any unforseen injuries they might sustain in the presence of my dancing feet, so I'm protected anyway.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 12:39PM
she's done lesbian bukkake in her time.
Posted by turd_ferguson , Oct 13, 2009 12:39PM
When you are not getting laid, it leaves a lot of time for filing lawsuits.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 12:40PM
Free Armenia.
Dickran
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 12:40PM
Anyone else notice that she can cut glass in that photo?
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 12:43PM
@34 - that's her aroused face
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 12:45PM
Any kind of dance is dangerous to financial mavens. Remember this? Perhaps her lawyer should find out what happened in this actions settlement process. Or, anyone know Steve Chang? Call him and get the down-low.
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AP reports a businessman claims in a lawsuit that he was injured when a stripper giving him a lap dance swiveled and smacked him in the face with the heel of her shoe.
Stephen Chang, a securities trader, said in court papers filed Friday that he was at the Hot Lap Dance Club near Madison Square Garden and was getting a paid lap dance when the accident occurred early Nov. 2, 2007.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 12:48PM
@29/AB - I was always more of a fan of the Morristown Westin. I felt like it was more of a free-for-all, maiming included. I bet Bess would agree.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 12:48PM
@36 why get the lowdown when the story was already written about here...like a year ago.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 12:48PM
I would give her every inch of my love.
Bernie
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 12:50PM
Hey, @38...which definition of the word "remember" do you not understand?
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 12:51PM
There is no way she is neat and tidy down there. She has angry crotch bush written all over her face.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 12:53PM
Graeber, ha, classic!
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 12:56PM
I was going to give @4 an FTW, but the game was sequentialy upped as I scrolled down... well played everyone, at the very least.
Posted by sac , Oct 13, 2009 12:56PM
this is why I hold all my holiday parties in the tent out back, where no one can hear your scream.
-stevie
Posted by merkin capital partners , Oct 13, 2009 12:56PM
Didn't she play weird plain looking friend #3 friend in those high school movies? You know the ones.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 12:56PM
I used to date a woman who worked for a Houston energy firm. One night in the parking garage near Smith Street, she giggle-whispered to me that she wanted me to kiss her where it was dark and "kind of stinky". So I drove her to Beaumont and.......
Posted by Anal_yst , Oct 13, 2009 1:02PM
There is no amount of booze or $ that would convince me to put my manhood (or anything else) in the vicinity of that penis fly trap
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 1:03PM
@anal_yst- bull shit
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 1:04PM
http://www.facebook.com/people/Brett-Henige/100000260210726
Only he can answer the questions posed in this forum.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 1:05PM
Is fire bush painful?
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 1:06PM
she looks better here..
http://www.myspace.com/mancch01
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 1:07PM
I met you once, a long time ago.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 1:10PM
this explains it all!
About me:
'Nobody got anywhere in the world by simply being content.'
Posted by american bandersnatch , Oct 13, 2009 1:11PM
@37 - Indeed. Although I'm so old I remember it as the Governor Morris.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 1:13PM
Christine's Details
Status: In a Relationship
Orientation: Straight
Hometown: New York, NY
Body type: 5' 2"
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Religion: Catholic
Zodiac Sign: Virgo
Education: College graduate
Occupation: Investor Relations for a Hedge Fund
Christine's Companies
Michael Foster Designs
NYC, NY US
9.04 ... 2.06
Luxor Capital Group, LP
New York, NY US
Investor Relations
2.06 - Present
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 1:14PM
She should contact Gaspo about how he keeps both his wrists in such good shape.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 1:15PM
You don't call! You don't write!
-ProActiv
Posted by NakedShort , Oct 13, 2009 1:16PM
@55 Jesus Christ 5'2" no wonder she got hurt. Definitely a spinner though
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 1:17PM
The wrists are very important in finance.
~Ghost of Walter Wriston
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 1:19PM
Dancing effed me up too.
~Tom DeLay
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 1:23PM
it must have been cold that day they took the picture....
Posted by Investorcluzo , Oct 13, 2009 1:25PM
oops, ny post doctored that photo. the amateur hour pics on her myspace page tell the real story. I retract my statement @26, I would NOT hit it! is that chelsea damn clinton standing next to the pelican?
Posted by merkin capital partners , Oct 13, 2009 1:26PM
the fuck is a gettysburg college?
Posted by Becky Boot Fan , Oct 13, 2009 1:27PM
I'm a bit shocked the "hotel room receipt" guy hasn't manufactured a list of charges at the Hyatt for this one yet.
Posted by trojan , Oct 13, 2009 1:28PM
@14
Scissor me timbers.
this is the first guy i've ever seen working investor relations.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 1:29PM
If she wins any money won't her insurance company ask for her "paid outs" back? Lawyer going to get 40% ??
See, these frivolous lawsuits are ruining America. But that is for democrats. If she is a Republican she should get $45 million dollars.
~R. Limbaugh
Outcia, FL
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 1:35PM
@31 Can you explain lesbian bukkake to me? I saw one for the first time recently, and I'm still confused as to what the point of it is.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 1:43PM
IS the dude in the pic the guy who flung her? If she's 5'2", he can't be more than 5'6". What a short little man! If he's unemployed now, I think we may have found the real world equivalent to George Costanza.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 1:44PM
Mancision? Is that the little incision guys get on their balls when they get snipped?
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 1:44PM
Mancision? Is that the little incision guys get on their balls when they get snipped?
Posted by MiddleOfficeLoser , Oct 13, 2009 1:45PM
Man, I don't know where to start - red hair, Nancy Drew, gentle scissoring, that glare and those folded arms, lesbian bukkake.
Anyway, I would wreck that chick.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 1:48PM
You bastards ruined it. Myspace is now set to private!
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 1:49PM
This is what happens when you allow dancing!
-Rev. Shaw Moore
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 1:50PM
"The goggles, they do nussing!"
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 1:51PM
@45 long drive for only a kiss. You'd better have gotten a round or two of road head on the way back
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 1:51PM
i never understood you foreigners. i think she is pretty good looking
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 1:52PM
Obviously, lesbian bukkake is when a gang of women focus their cumming efforts onto one female in particular, coating her in the resin of female affection.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 1:52PM
Does this work? It was in my browser history:
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=11659358&albumID=369488&imageID=6429539
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 1:54PM
@68 no. the guy in the picture is her boyfriend.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 1:55PM
@75...it was an old joke.
@73...well played!
@69/70...it's the spaghetti looking tubes from each of the testicles that get snipped during a vasectomy, not the testicles themselves. I heard Gaspo's vasectomy took 4 hours and wore out two chain saws.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 1:55PM
Why is she so angry?
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 1:59PM
I know what went wrong. The physics were off. it was a man and a woman. That's why it didn't work.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 1:59PM
@80
youse only knows da half of it
-cg
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 2:01PM
This is going to make 8th Grade Semi-Formals even more awkward
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 2:08PM
I think she's cute in a "Girl Next Door" way which was the winning business model Hef gave up when he allowed Playboy to spiral down into celebrity F-list, shaved beavers and plastic titties. When you give up natural class, you go downhill.
~B. Guccione
Mons Venus, CA
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 2:11PM
Seriously, Burnett just asked why erectile dysfunction medicine research is necessary, it's just dollars wasted, funds should be redirected to life saving needs.
Lesbian bukkake, Erin, get wet for the sisters!
Posted by E Spitzer , Oct 13, 2009 2:37PM
Doubtful I could monetize that twat.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 3:11PM
not as pretty as me.
-ping j
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 3:28PM
@87 you've hit much worse
Posted by Anal_yst , Oct 13, 2009 3:32PM
Can someone post/fwd Bess the myspace/facebook pics for those of us who work @ bucket shops that limit our internet research capabilities?
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 3:35PM
@anal_yst- looking for some jerk material?
Posted by Anal_yst , Oct 13, 2009 3:35PM
btw is that a crappy nosejob or just a Triceritops beak, can't really tell from just that one pic, thoughts?
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 3:42PM
@80 Let me help you understand this. The "spaghetti looking tubes" are what get snipped to accomplish the objective. To access the "spaghetti looking tubes", the surgeon has to make a little mancision on the balls. Lifelike illustration here:
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/adam/images/en/vasectomy-incision-picture.jpg
NOW do you understand what sweet little Christine's surname is all about?
Posted by TGFBV , Oct 13, 2009 8:00PM
The easiest 300% improvement in looks ever. IT'S CALLED A SMILE, DAMMIT!
If you can't smile, at least ditch the stinkpuss look.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 8:42PM
If this was Peru, I'd hit that.
--Gov. Mark Sanford
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 8:43PM
If this was Argentina, I'd hit that.
--Gov. Mark Sanford
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 8:44PM
If this was Argentina, I'd hit that.
--Gov. Mark Sanford
Posted by dont giva , Oct 13, 2009 8:44PM
if you look hard enough you can see some nip poking through that sweater
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 9:25PM
I once had an intern that looked like her.
--David Letterman
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 9:43PM
100! b11tches Youse see what I did there?
-cg
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 11:49AM
@90...As Monica Lewinsky might say, "Close...but no cigar.."
The image shows an incision in a man's "scrotum" or "ball sack" (Not to be confused with the famous writer of the same name.). Sometimes the commentariat refer to it as a "scrote" in various threads.
The balls or testicles or huevos or pelotes or cojones or hang in the "scrotum" for the same reason Maria B wears pants from time to time: to keep bulbous things from swinging wildly during activity.
Posted by Tits McGee , Oct 14, 2009 11:53AM
After she gets fired from Luxor, I will hire her as my secretary, so I can POUND HER IN THE ASS.
Posted by guest , Oct 15, 2009 6:22AM
@Graeber,
Serves you right. Ginger kids have no souls.
-Eric Cartman
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 4:46AM
Wonder what she thinks when she hears the song, "come on baby, let's do the twist". lol.
Posted by guest , Oct 20, 2009 12:10AM
@103 - Ginger suing ginger actually.