• 12 Oct 2009 at 11:19 AM

Help Lehman Brothers Pay Joe Gregory The $230 Million He’s Owed

By Bess Levin

dick_fuld.03.jpgMark your calendars ladies because on November 1 Lehman Brothers will start hawking the artwork that once graced the walls of Dick Fuld’s office, executive dining room, gym and lobby. Barclays had one year from the time it purchased Mr. Fuld’s domain to buy the photos and drawings, which the Brits unceremoniously declined, along with the dog. Up for grabs are Lichtenstein’s “I Love Liberty,” expected to go for $25,000, a few $500 photos, and several charcoal drawings Erin Callan did of The Gorilla when they were on better terms. Surely there’s something in there for everyone. Write a check today. If not for a love of art, then do it for the creditors who are owed $250 billion but most especially former prez Joe Gregory, who is waiting for $233 million in deferred comp and is getting antsier with each passing day. We haven’t seen it up close but Callan is said to have gotten the shading on the nipples exactly right. That’s gotta be a collector’s item.

Comments (15)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 11:25 AM

    he’s such a midget in that pic

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 11:26 AM

    @1 he’s a midget in real life. no taller than 5 and change.
    -ec

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 11:28 AM

    the brits have no taste

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 11:36 AM

    Fuld has been seen a lot lately in the lobby of 9 W57th. Home to a few of the largest private equity shops. He’s either hawking something, or plotting a comeback?

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 11:37 AM

    “i must draw you”

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 11:38 AM

    @4 wtf would he be hawking

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 11:38 AM

    @4 pretty sure he’s had an office there since lehman went under.

  8. 8
    Posted by Becky Boot Fan | October 12, 2009 at 11:43 AM

    My lucky painting was stolen by Johnny Quid, the recently deceased lead singer of TheQuidLickers.
    -Uri

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 11:45 AM

    Maggie B’s tits look great in red.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 11:46 AM

    @9 great, got a pic? i need my fuckin money.
    -joe g

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 11:59 AM

    Hey – Where’s LaBoeuf??

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 12:10 PM

    4 and other bitches,
    You know not where I am or how I go. When your dick can be substituted for a grappling hook, you be like spider-man up in this shit. And you will know me by the trail of lamented cuckolds.
    -Dick Cold

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 12:12 PM

    dick@12 ftw. i really misjudged you.
    -hank paulson

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 4:38 PM

    Nice fucking pose. What is this, 1890?

  15. 15
    Posted by Anal_yst | October 12, 2009 at 6:15 PM

    @14
    He looks like a Family Guy character in that shot, exuding zero confidence, at best.

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