Yesterday we asked you guys to tweak the list compiled by BroBible, of the hottest business bitches. And they took many of your suggestions to heart! Namely the lack of Bloomberg representation. Before we get into that, however, some notice should be paid to a little something called the Amanda Drury Phenomenon. It was pointed out recently that it seemed as though Margaret Brennan was perhaps taking a page from her former colleague’s playabook, namely in the wardrobe department, based on the evidence found here. We agreed, though it seemed as if MB was doing so slowly, just dipping her toe in at first. Apparently, however, this assumption was dead wrong. MargBren is not just following in the Druries footsteps but endeavoring to beat them at their own game.
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Is AD going to let this happen? We’re assuming no, as she invented the damn thing (not aggressive displays of cleave in general, but certainly the cable business edition) but obviously stay tuned. Additions to The List after the jump.
* Deirdre Bolton
* Michelle Makori
* Anastasia Haydulina
* Vira Gibbons
* Carol Massar
* Melissa Theuriau
Revealed: Bloomberg’s Seven Heavenly Anchor Babes [BroBible]







Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 12:13PM
Melissa Theuriau topless....
http://www.claudiocaprara.it/mediamanager/sys.user/38949/Melissa%20Theuriau%20per%20tre.jpg
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 12:15PM
Brennan, baby, you're trying out my implant suggestion... Call daddy!
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 12:15PM
Melissa is stunning. That's exactly what I imagine Bess looks likes.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 12:15PM
as long as Cavuto doesnt start showing cleavage!
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 12:17PM
Those lists never get old.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 12:18PM
She may not be a business news babe, but Robin Meade of CNN-HLN fame deserves special recognition.
Posted by Poops , Oct 29, 2009 12:20PM
What happened to Bianna Golodryga??
http://www.abcmedianet.com/assets/bios-thumbs/b0fc00af-3399-4002-a2c6-3745ac1f3137.jpg
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 12:21PM
Agreed. Robin Meade is bangin. Those fuck me boots she always wears are always a treat.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 12:23PM
anyone who watches CNN should lick my balls
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 12:23PM
@7 Fail. BG=MB c1995, and we all know how that movie ends
Posted by wcburrs87 , Oct 29, 2009 12:24PM
The one on the left looks like its trying to escape.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 12:24PM
@9
Brit Hume?
Posted by turd_ferguson , Oct 29, 2009 12:26PM
My pants snake is throbbing or for Theurieu...mon serpent de pantalon est palpitant!!
Million baby bonus...all over my keyboard.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 12:27PM
Why is Zahra Burton from Bloomberg not on this list?
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 12:28PM
Cleavage and she has her O face on. We have a winner.
SAC
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 12:30PM
@12 Was thinking Jenna Lee but you are entitled to your feelings.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 12:31PM
Robin Meade is an old piece of meat. She's been there and done that.She's in the line of Claman, Sue Herrera,Mary thompson,Alexis Glick ( i don't like her voice)
Let's droll on something fresh:
-Erin Burnett
-Margaret Brennan
-Jenna Lee
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 12:33PM
Becky Quick's lazy brown eye. Do not even try to debate this.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 12:34PM
Call the Bros and tell to include the Real estate shows...thats business, no
Lotta hawt twat on those redo the hut shows
Dont expand to food shows though...much too much flab there
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 12:38PM
Hey @10--
What's wrong with Maria B? You know, "no chick is ugly with your D in her mouth"...keeps her from talking, too.
--Todd T
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 12:38PM
Oprah Winfrey's vagina!
Posted by Joe Mac , Oct 29, 2009 12:39PM
Get a load of my pecs after todays shreddin!
Chazz o pump
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 12:40PM
The question we all need to answer is whether this will spawn another phenomenon along the lines of Handbridge Capital.
Posted by turd_ferguson , Oct 29, 2009 12:43PM
Along those lines...can we add a section to HBCapital.com which lists whether the listed chicks will require the HB or not?
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 12:44PM
I jizzed my pants.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 1:07PM
OMG they missed Valeria Monteiro! She was the hottest Bloomberg News broadcaster ever! She broadcast for Bloomberg TV in Portuguese for Brazil. If you don't believe me, google Valeria. http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=valeria%20monteiro&safe=active&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 1:07PM
Aoh, I'd shove my bracciole in dat goil's gravy pot any day-a da week, and twice ona Sunday.
--C-Gasm
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 1:10PM
I consider Maria, Robin Meade etc my MILF list but they don't have the "M". Still hot..Maria's got a big ol' ass and a nice rack. Robin is just flat out hot eventho she's got the type of bod that will pack on a quick 20-30 lbs!
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 1:10PM
@ 27 Before and after communion?
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 1:13PM
Haines could give this list a run for the money if he weren't such a prude.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 1:17PM
@ 30 Ted David would take the best tan category!!!
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 1:20PM
@30 Yeah, that Haines... definitely no HB needed there!
-D. Ratigan
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 1:20PM
who wants to see my tits?
Mou Herrera
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 1:28PM
NOTE FROM THE DRURIES:
You bastids tooking agin wemins brist.Win are you going to stoop tooking about us?
You all pervs go back to work neow.
It's time for dilbreaka to took about mins pinis!
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 1:31PM
what's the size of my bra again ?
I'm not sure it's 34.3C or 36.7B
-Mark Haines
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 1:37PM
@35 The preferred nomenclature is "bro" or "mansiere"
Posted by buster , Oct 29, 2009 1:39PM
i'd give joan london the business
Posted by Effective Date , Oct 29, 2009 1:39PM
8 roper for margaret brennan; 6 roper for amanda drury (i like brunettes)
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 1:51PM
Eh wot? Oy!! Heah we go again. I sweh yew blokes an sheilas all got brists on the brine. It almost brings me to teahs to ply this gyme with yew everyday on Dealbryker. I em eh professional rippotter ceahverin' drimmiticaly importint business news but you are only interested in my brists and the kinyon between 'em. Every frikkin dye you comment about our brists or liggs as though they ah the "news". If yew pervs ah goin to defyme femyle repotters on an ongoing beesis, be warned: Don't be surprised to see your ass drigged into court and your financial fyme reduced to a wricked beskit of northun hemisperic ridicule bekizz we won't stind for yer kinstint pindering to the silicious side of tryders in finincial mahkets much linger.
~A. Drury
New South Wales
Austrailiar
Posted by DJ LIBOR , Oct 29, 2009 1:53PM
Bolton, hands down.
-DJ LIBOR
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 1:54PM
39,
Seriously fantastic. Never disappoint.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 1:56PM
How 'bout the hag that was just on CNBC from th FT? My eyes are burning.
Posted by Anal_yst , Oct 29, 2009 1:57PM
@35
Haines is definitely nowhere in the 30's, I'd say about 44HH
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 2:00PM
@42 that wasn't a hag...it was our old buddy all grown up
http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/images/froggy.jpg
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 2:01PM
Yes, Melissa Theuriau has all the breasteses I need. I also find Erin's God-given breastbone totally exciting. I've given it some thought and concluded it is due to the horrifying childhood experience of being regularly smothered by my paternal aunts' buxom/matronly bosoms. This may also explain why I find Haines both repulsive and compelling.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 2:03PM
"Can anyone lend me a broomstick?" - Caruso Cabrera
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 2:12PM
kelly evans, wsj.com TV
keep an eye on her..she will break into cnbc or some such place soon enough.
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/LIVING/03/23/ypwr.kelly.evans/art.evans.car.jpg
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 2:13PM
@47 Her teeth are too yellow for CNBC
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 2:14PM
Do any of you have a metric converter? I want to settle a bet on approximately how big a certain female reporter's breasticles might be are if measured in metric terms.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 2:22PM
I nominate this person:
http://jezebel.com/5392580/lost-and-found
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 2:27PM
@49 I can save you the trouble. They'll be the same size whether you use English or metric units.
Posted by Becky Boot Fan , Oct 29, 2009 2:34PM
@48...so were Karen Finerman's, they're the whitest of whites now.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 2:36PM
B Berg TV's Julie Hyman - nothing else need be said.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 2:39PM
@50 - What the hell is that?
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 2:40PM
@51...we'd like to know what mu you are using?
~AIG VaR Dept.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 2:40PM
This is Chaz Gasparino. All you fellas on DB, here is what I got on these broads:
* Maria Bartiromo. I let her service me once in awhile. But really, she is stale pizza. Rating -6.0.
* Trish Regan. I'm not into the preggers thing now. Plus, I passed the DNA test. Rating 5.0.
* Melissa Lee. She will not be loving me long time. Rating - 4.5.
* Becky Quick. No thanks, I don't need this broad stalking me. Rating - 3.5.
* Amanda Drury. This is a one night stand waiting to happen. I'm going down under. Rating 8.0.
* Julia Boorstin. Redheads get no respect. I'm a seller. Rating- 5.0.
* Erin Burnett. Stuck up. Prude. Overrated. Obviously she wants to catch a beating. Rating -6.5.
* Melissa Francis. Mel is a hottie and a total freak in the sack. Possible sex addict. Always available for a late night call. Rating - 8.5.
* Rebecca Jarvis. Attractive. Sweet. Wife material. I would put on a shirt with sleeves for her. Rating 8.0.
* Alexis Glick. Got MILF? Yup. Rating 9.0.
* Jenna Lee. She's hot and takes sh*t from nobody. But who's the real boss? No, not Tony Danza - it's this guy! Rating - 8.5.
* Liz Claman. Whatta you nutz? Rating - 2.5.
* Deirdre Bolton. Pretty face. Probably very nice. I'd like to change that... Rating - 7.0.
* Michelle Makori. That's a man in drag, right? I'll pass. Rating - 0.0.
* Anastasia Haydulina. Uh, not gonna happen. Selling short. Rating - 4.5.
* Vira Gibbons. Boring -like eating plain pasta. Rating -4.0.
* Carol Massar. Age is a real factor here. Maybe after a few martinis and a couple shots of sambuca. Rating - 2.5.
* Margaret Brennan. Perfect lady. She is my future wife. Rating - 9.5.
* Melissa Theuriau. Perfect for everything else. She is my future girlfriend/ mistress (the Italians and French understand how that works). Rating 9.5.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 2:46PM
@23, 24 CG @ 56 gave us some nice inside info, what's needed here is a listed market. Like, say,
Bartiromo 50/70
Bolton 55/60
Bové X/15
Brennan 75/80
Burnett 15/75 (Sorry wide, I'm not that into boys)
Claman 30/35
Drury 40/80 (not a fan)
Fu 70/75
Glick 65 choice
Herera X/40
J. Lee 60/65
Jarvis DQ?
M. Lee 45/50
Makori 40/45
Quick 60/65
Quick (Eye-Only Strip) X/85 (I know there's a buyer out there)
Regan 70/75
Regan (pre-pregnancy) 50/60
Theuriau 100/X
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 3:02PM
hey you guys... what about me? whats a girl gotta do to get on this list?
AW
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 3:02PM
What about the hottest guys? The sector surely can do better than Shia.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 3:05PM
@59 girly gay puff. We're talking about women here. try to keep up and stay focused.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 3:05PM
OK - aside from my keen interest in cleavage, this post has caused me to spend about an hour on BroBible, of which I hadn't heard until now.
Thanks for completely ruining my productivity.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 3:08PM
@53... I concur - she is very underrated in a girl next door kind of way; has anyone ever commented on Julie Hyman's NYT wedding notice/article?
Choice quotes:
"As he walked through the front door, he spotted Ms. Hyman, who was dancing. “She was smiling and so full of life,” he said. The soundtrack to that first meeting was “Drop It Like It’s Hot” by the rapper Snoop Dogg."
While they had never met before
"...I noticed that she was putting on her coat to leave, I panicked... As Ms. Hyman walked toward the front door of the apartment, Mr. Schnee stood in front of her, grabbed her arms and said, “You’re coming with us!”
they went to a Ben Folds concert in Prospect Park, and Mr. Schnee had “an epiphany,”
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/15/fashion/weddings/15hyman.html
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 3:08PM
@57 I am launching tender offer for M.Brennan. I intend to take her private.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 3:14PM
@57: nice work. my only quibble is with claman: milky nugs + red bush = 65/70
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 3:19PM
@64 thx, ur dun at 65
Claman - chg - 60/65
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 3:19PM
I'm with you 64. I'd eat a mile of Claman's shit just to see where it came from.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 3:21PM
@66 you're a sick fuck. Please let me know it's you before I shake your hand next time we meet.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 3:22PM
@63 in that case, Brennan -chg- 75/120
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 3:25PM
@66 WTF?!
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 3:29PM
@66 this thread was humming along real nice until I read your comment. The sound that went off in my head was that of the needle of a record player being dragged across a vinyl record.
you suck
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 3:30PM
67&69 (Good # BTW) Sorry if I went overboard, but ahhh fuck you both what I said goes for Regan as well!
666
Posted by Anal_yst , Oct 29, 2009 3:31PM
drury @ 40? wtf?
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 3:33PM
Instigating a hostile takeover of Margaret Brennan...u beatches best step back before you choke on that poison pill!
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 3:34PM
Bartiromo ...initiating a buy rating: HAND OVER FIST at the 55 level!!
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 3:34PM
why hasn't Rebecca Gomez Diamond gotten any love? ridiculous.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 3:35PM
@66 is Imus for sure
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 3:36PM
why hasn't Rebecca Gomez Diamond gotten any love? ridiculous.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 3:36PM
why hasn't Rebecca Gomez Diamond gotten any love? ridiculous.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 3:37PM
@ 57 I'd like to buy some Regan puts. She has same ob/gyn as my GF and rumor is she'll need an episiotomy.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 3:40PM
@79 episiotomy holy shit. That looks way more painful than a mancision.
Posted by Screwtape , Oct 29, 2009 3:45PM
@75,77&78 Because opinions from triple posting retards don't get a second look around here. But keep trying.
Posted by brady , Oct 29, 2009 3:45PM
you need to add Sajal Patel! she's on really early on cnbc in singapore. she's a hottie and I dont even usually like indian chicks.
http://img153.imageshack.us/i/1090809zo8.jpg/
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 3:47PM
why hasn't Rebecca Gomez Diamond gotten any love? ridiculous.
Posted by Joe Mac , Oct 29, 2009 3:47PM
@57 and @64 have to merge to survive.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 3:47PM
@82 There's a reason why...Sajal isn't an exception. If you want hot PJ's... Padma "I bang only 80 yr old billionaires" Lashkmi
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 3:52PM
@72/Anal I know not a popular call. When she was in town I saw her in CP, that day she was wearing animal skins, Butterface.
@79 No derivatives until we get a working futures market, but, thanks to you, Regan -chg- 60/70.
@83, noted.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 3:53PM
I have been saying for since day one MB is the hottest. Complete Babe.
Posted by Saijalhotness , Oct 29, 2009 3:53PM
fk this. i'm going to push for Saijal to get on this list. she's smokin' man.
http://img232.imageshack.us/i/saijal1wl7.jpg/
Posted by Saijalhotness , Oct 29, 2009 3:56PM
fk this. i'm going to push for Saijal to get on this list. she's smokin' man.
http://img232.imageshack.us/i/saijal1wl7.jpg/
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 3:59PM
@88/@89/@82
Hey, Curry boy:
Wrong site. You need to post that here:
http://mumbai.dealbreaker.in
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 4:02PM
@88 & 89 and dupes... Slumdog Millionaire was last year!!
Posted by Saijalhotness , Oct 29, 2009 4:03PM
@90 hahaha. but seriously? am I the only one? she not hot? and i really dont like indian chicks.
http://reportercaps.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=cnbc&action=display&thread=11458
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 4:08PM
@79 - That's Insider stuff man, watch out.. you'll be sharing a cell with the Raj and he's gonna be hungry....
and I'll up the bid on Burnett to 50, just cause I want to dress her up like a real woman and see what happens..
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 4:08PM
Is this friggin Bollywood's hottest newscaster???
Stop with the Curry Queens!
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 4:17PM
Please do the needful.
Posted by Anal_yst , Oct 29, 2009 4:19PM
@86
I got no problem with butterfaces, that's why god invented darkness, lightswitches, alcohol, doggystyle, etc, etc, that spread is WAY too wide to reflect, er, ok i'm gonna stop there...
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 4:33PM
@96 Anal, Drury -chg- 40/65
Nice chassis on a compact frame.
57
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 4:44PM
Swear to god, Liz Claman is the hottest thing on two feet I have ever seen: just imagining hitting that gave me major wood on the trading floor
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 4:50PM
@ 98 granted liz could hold a lotta spew with that pendulous lower lip.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 4:51PM
@98 couldn't agree more on Claman. Natural and naturally funny plus the thought of the red ...ahem is enuf to blow a load
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 4:56PM
@99 I just tuned into to look at her on FBN and saw those lips on Claman. She had me at hello, I'm never changing the channel. Wrap them around me, baybee
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 4:59PM
@98 she has nice rack but are you completely insane? face to put a bag over, not even hot by soccer mom standers.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 5:00PM
98=99=100=101=LC
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 5:08PM
Somebody help me out here:
Ticker Issue Quote Remarks
FAT - Bartiromo 50/70
- Bolton 55/60
SHE - Bové X/15
- Brennan 75/80
BOY - Burnett 15/75 (Sorry wide, I'm not that into boys)
RED - Claman 30/35
Drury 40/80 (not a fan)
Fu 70/75
Glick 65 choice
SUE - Herera X/40
FOX - J. Lee 60/65
Jarvis DQ?
SLP - M. Lee 45/50
Makori 40/45
EYE - Quick 60/65
Quick (Eye-Only Strip) X/85
Regan 70/75
Regan (pre-pregnancy) 50/60
HOT - Theuriau 100/X
Posted by Anal_yst , Oct 29, 2009 5:11PM
@97/57
offer 60, in size (about 8").
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 5:14PM
@64 I'm with you on Claman, no one hotter, more smokin'. My entire trading floor is obsessed with her. schwwwiiinnngggg!
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 5:24PM
@104 love it.
AD - Drury 45/65
@105/Anal u bot 8" AD at 60. thx 4 ur biz.
57
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 7:53PM
Wonder why nobody thought up the quote board earlier? Good work, 57.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 7:54PM
My face is your canvas. My breasts are your drop cloth.
Amanda
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 8:45PM
Where's the screen shot of Claman from the other day when her unbelievable rack was spilling out over the ticker?
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 12:45AM
Henry? A masterpiece. Lost ur #. Holla @ the mothership. Ya know.
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 10:41AM
Gotta DVR claman every day for my night-cap every evening: martini and right hand
Posted by guest , Nov 03, 2009 7:02PM
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/story?id=5563553
Bianna rules !
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 6:53AM
Great rack, great ass, and actually looks like she knows what she's talking about. Anastasia Haydulina is smokin'