As has been pretty well established, if you want to work in this business, you’d best have your own rap to speak of. A bunch of MIT b-school students made this one, based on the boys on a motherfucking boat. CFA candidates, the gauntlet has been thrown down.
“I’m At MIT Sloan, Racking Up The Mother F*cking Student Loans”
Posted by Bess Levin, Oct 23, 2009, 11:00am
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Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 11:04AM
those guys are way too good looking to go to sloan.
-banker chick
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 11:09AM
wharton would do it better
-raj, class of '83
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 11:11AM
@1 = gay
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 11:13AM
@3 as stated, I'm a girl, so, no, not gay. are you a bitter little troll?
-1
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 11:15AM
amateur production quality up at MIT. best 'on a boat' cover i've seen to date at the link below. slow-motion helicopter sequence and all...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQkNWBYYnKc
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 11:17AM
@4 Your response validated the feigned attempt @1. Thx
-@3
Posted by CoveredLong , Oct 23, 2009 11:17AM
@1 - Uh still gay, not to mention we don't believe you....however if you keep making posts like #4 we might start to believe you're a chick.
-Poster who said 'not to mention' and then said that thing anyway.
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 11:18AM
I was an MBA candidate over at the Heineken School in College Park. My vid, "I'm Gonna Eat Your Asshole and Fuck You Til You Love Me," resulted in my expulsion.
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 11:19AM
Covering "On A Boat" is the new killing it
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 11:21AM
This video has nothing on Kudlow's newest, a Hype Williams joint, "I Can't Feel My Face".
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 11:21AM
@1/4 show us your tits.
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 11:29AM
"I'm at CNBC, if you aint a virgin sturgeon, then don't see me"
Dennis Kneale
Posted by DJ LIBOR , Oct 23, 2009 11:30AM
I see these fags every Wednesday night at the Beacon Hill Pub wearing Sloan shirts.
Pretty gay, actually.
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 11:32AM
@13 is an hbs oath taker.
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 11:33AM
Beacon Hill Pub - good burgers
Posted by TeganZ , Oct 23, 2009 11:34AM
All I can say is those MIT students are creative..
Tegan
Getting Started with Enterprise Risk Management (ERM)- Hudson Getting Started Guide
Posted by DJ LIBOR , Oct 23, 2009 11:34AM
@14
So what?
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 11:36AM
The only thing funny about the video is how much time the douche bags wasted filming/editing the thing.
Posted by Alphaholic_Anonymous , Oct 23, 2009 11:36AM
Yeah, but the fur burgers suck.
Posted by Apollo , Oct 23, 2009 11:37AM
@11 - what he said
Posted by Apollo , Oct 23, 2009 11:37AM
@11 - what he said
Posted by prince , Oct 23, 2009 11:37AM
Maybe because I had so much fun landing on one (plus I'm sure it pissed of the Navy nuke types) but gotta love this cover
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM9vwbhF43Q
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 11:39AM
they took a good idea and screwed it up with shitty rapping...these guys work for me as of today...
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 11:39AM
@13 I've seen two of them at the glory holes at the porn shop near fenway.
- Asian Banker
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 11:42AM
MBA vs. CFA FIGHT!!!!!!!
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 11:44AM
@ 25, seriously. They are NOT comparable.
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 11:47AM
This is more gay than Greg.
Richard Simmons
Posted by highlyconfident , Oct 23, 2009 11:48AM
@25 Let's do this.
He-Man, CFA
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 11:51AM
I would hit all of them, multiple times.
-ping j
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 11:52AM
I'm pretty sure they stole that from the polesitters at Boof...
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 11:52AM
Why thinking of good ideas when you are shitfaced does not work.
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 11:56AM
Based on this video, CFA is leading right now.
Posted by Guest , Oct 23, 2009 11:57AM
Shitheels. The lot of them.
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 11:58AM
TGFD wonders how many of you "Look-At-Me, MotherFucker" types are now sitting in your apartments, figuring how far your unemployment check will go, and wishing you still had some of that "Money-Raining-Down" that now seems to be raining on somebody else?
BTW, TGFD likes the videos.
The Guy from Delaware
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 12:00PM
School with the most of these insecure flaming douchebag types?
1) Sloan
2) Chicago Boof
3) Wharton
4) other
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 12:03PM
My MBA degree will be in Equestrian.
-Oxford student
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 12:04PM
@31 - Tell me about it...
-KL
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 12:06PM
@35, Columbia hands down
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 12:09PM
Virgin sturgeon fucking is the new killing it.
Dennis Knaviar Kneale
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 12:24PM
Sloanies as a group probably have an IQ >30 points below the graduate student mean at MIT, no?
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 12:28PM
These guys blow!
Posted by Crazy Libertarian , Oct 23, 2009 12:57PM
@22/prince-
Watching your video only serves as a reminder of the absurd amount of money wasted everyday by our military.
Thank you for yet another kick in the nuts after reading all week about pay czars, tarp, and the like...
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 1:09PM
@35 - based on yesterday's comments, UT.
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 1:12PM
Crazy Libertarian@#42...
Those red & white planes in prince's video are training jets for student aviators.
"prince" is most likely a former wannabee naval aviator who washed out or he's a non-aviator who blew somebody in order to get a joy ride on one of them.
The Guy from Delaware
Retired Naval Reserve Officer
Proudly Drawing a Gov't Pension
Proudly Enjoying Full TriCare Health Benefits
Posted by mktmkr , Oct 23, 2009 1:41PM
@35 & 38
As my ex-Columbia, current Stern professor put it, "The douche ratio is a measure of one's own value divided by society's view of their value and Columbia has a huge ratio."
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 1:42PM
Oh MIT! That's great! We're so impressed. Enjoy paying minibar prices for ugly girls and games of grab ass.
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 1:55PM
@40 I'd say the intelligence distribution is leptokurtic with positive skew.
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 2:13PM
@47 interesting. I would expect negative skew.
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 2:14PM
@44/Lt. Kilgore and @42/Michael Moore STFU with the politics
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 2:39PM
the inside of my ass itches
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 2:40PM
They need to have their suits fitted. that's for sure.
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 2:44PM
Not as good as the Columbia video, but a decent effort.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u2qRXb4xCU (1,300,000 views on youtube, and actually pretty funny)
No, I don't go to either school.
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 3:02PM
Duke grads are d-bags
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 3:03PM
Duke grads are d-bags
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 3:16PM
Wow, whats with all the hate and homophobia? This just confirms to me that people in finance are bitter and mean, or at least this subset who cared to comment/outspoken ones here. Your co-workers/boss treating you like shit doesn't justify doing the same to others.
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 3:26PM
@55 is that you K Feinberg?
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 3:57PM
haha @55 nope. I see a lot of my friends go into finance and they have to deal with these people. The nastiness probably arises from the intense competition and stress in the industry. People are overworked, it's understandable. They just don't have the time to think that by putting others down they are propagating hate and degrading themselves. It's actually net negative in the end cause even though you pushed someone lower than you (in your value system), you're also bringing yourself down in terms of human intrinsic worth (this is very subjective I know haha).
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 4:00PM
* I meant "@56" woops.
Posted by Anal_yst , Oct 23, 2009 4:25PM
good to see reg FD has made its way into dealbreaker comment threads (i.e. @52). Make sure to incorporate that into the DB "Best Practices in Commenting" guidebook.
Posted by prince , Oct 23, 2009 5:13PM
Haha #42 and #44 I'm actually still active duty and just got back from a combat mission over Bagdad flying EA6-B's.
Flew T-45Cs out of Meridian carrier qualed on the old USS John F Kennedy in March 2005 :-)
But I guess you could call me a wanna-be
Posted by prince , Oct 23, 2009 5:15PM
Haha #42 and #44 I'm actually still active duty and just got back from a combat mission over Bagdad flying EA6-B's.
Flew T-45Cs out of Meridian carrier qualed on the old USS John F Kennedy in March 2005 :-)
But I guess you could call me a wanna-be
Posted by prince , Oct 23, 2009 5:51PM
As far as fraud Waste, from what I can tell the clips are simply launch and recovery ops on the boat, though you could gig them for goofing off when they could have been studying.
And while on the internet no one knows you're a dog so who knows if I'm telling the truth, but these may convince a more dispassionate observer
http://good-times.webshots.com/album/308046089mseiyH
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 6:01PM
prince@#60,#61...
For one who claims to be "carrier-qualed", you aren't yet "qualed" on the use of the posting button at DB.
BTW,TGFD hopes you only single-post every time you light-off one of those HARMs, or did you just go for a one-time ECM joyride in that Prowler?
TGFD's not impressed with your jargon, and I doubt if anyone else here is either.
The Guy from Delaware
Posted by prince , Oct 23, 2009 6:11PM
TGFD thanks, I deserved that one. Doh
Posted by Guest , Oct 23, 2009 6:13PM
@51: You've clearly never had to rap in a suit before. They look like they fit just fine.
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 6:17PM
prince@#62...
Perhaps in your zeal to 'prove' your legitimacy, you have unwittingly "outed" your own sorry ass.
Really, you shouldn't do that around here, but Marines are known for being dumb. You are one, aren't you? Maybe not.
TGFD knows you're young, and I shouldn't be too hard on you, but please remember that the bullshit swagger you aquired in Naval aviation does not always go over too well outside.
The Guy from Delaware
Posted by prince , Oct 23, 2009 6:30PM
Thanks but I'm not too worried. What are they going to do shave my head and send me to Iraq :-)
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 6:43PM
prince@#64 & #67...
Upon further consideration by TGFD, I should change my approach to you.
May I suggest that you seriously consider 'staying-in' for a full 20 active. An O-4 or O-5 pension might seem like peanuts to some of the adolescent tools around here, but you and I both know that it isn't.
How many years do you have in now? Nine, maybe? The rest of the 20 will go fast, and afterwards you'll be damn glad you stayed in. TriCare and 50% of base at 42 or 43 make a damn fine foundation with which to begin a 2nd career.
Regards,
The Guy from Delaware
Posted by guest , Oct 23, 2009 11:59PM
oh my god TGFD, can't you fuck off to some other place and leave the kid alone?
Posted by guest , Oct 26, 2009 4:31AM
TTT
Posted by guest , Oct 26, 2009 5:20PM
CFA charterholders kill it 80% of the time, every time.
Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2009 6:38PM
I have an actual advanced degree from MIT. Fuck Sloan. Wannanbes. Anyone with the cash can buy one of those degrees. The rest of us worked for ours. And yes, sloanies are all that impressed with themselves.
Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2009 6:38PM
I have an actual advanced degree from MIT. Fuck Sloan. Wannanbes. Anyone with the cash can buy one of those degrees. The rest of us worked for ours. And yes, sloanies are all that impressed with themselves.
Posted by guest , Nov 02, 2009 4:13PM
72/73
in fairness, Sloan MBAs have worked/will work for the cash they needed to buy the degree.
Everyone knows that an MBA from Sloan is not a "real" advanced degree from MIT; this also applies to Harvard MBAs and Stanford MBAs as well.