• 15 Oct 2009 at 9:22 AM

Is This Glenn Schorr’s Submission For Goldman’s New Ad Campaign?

By Bess Levin

“I know you guys are busy servicing the heck out of your clients.”

Comments (25)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 9:26 AM

    the first thing I thought was I wonder if DB’s gonna post this…nice.

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 9:27 AM

    I can do better: suck on my tits and cup my balls.
    -dollar dom

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 9:29 AM

    the only thing that gets the heck serviced out of it at GS is my golden scrot.
    -LB

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 9:32 AM

    what is the difference between ‘servicing’ one’s client and ‘servicing the heck out of’ one’s client?

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 9:32 AM

    @4 cupping of balls

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 9:33 AM

    @4 email me.
    -ashley dupree

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 9:35 AM

    at RBS we shove shivs up our client’s asses.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 9:36 AM

    is this what we have to do to compete with gs? blow our clients? well if we have to we have to.
    -vik

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 9:38 AM

    @6 email me
    -hooker fucker

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 9:41 AM

    I knew it!

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 9:47 AM

    service this.
    -mer whit’s dungeon clam

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 9:49 AM

    Thank you DB for not missing a trick. How’s tricks anyway?
    -Van Praaaag.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 9:51 AM

    @12 too many a’s.

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 9:52 AM

    I like it, but think bigger. How about: “servicing the balls off of”?
    -LB

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 9:57 AM

    @LB that’s good.

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 10:01 AM

    who says “heck”? are we hicks? how about:
    “servicing the piss out of”
    “servicing the fuck out of”
    “servicing the pants off of”
    etc
    thoughts?
    -gary cohn

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 10:04 AM

    UBS sucks.

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 10:04 AM

    cradle the balls, stroke the shaft,and swallow the gravy.

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 10:09 AM

    Who is Glenn Schor?

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 10:13 AM

    @19, he used to be a portfolio manager for a French IB. But lately he’s a cab driver.

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 10:35 AM

    where are the clients’ yachts?

  22. 22
    Posted by pfluger | October 15, 2009 at 10:59 AM

    Weak for GoldMan. Weak.
    Like a nearby competitor, they should beging putting full page ads in The Times and WSJ stating that they “Are Giving State Capitals What They Need Most – Capital.”
    GoldMan needs to make claims that they are providing free capital to states and cities, like a certain competitor does. Maybe spice up the ad with photos of smiling children (black, hispanic, asian, and caucasians) playing in the park, and smiling health care workers pushing smiling wheel chair bound senior citizens around the park.
    By all means, however, don’t state that the “free capital” has at least a 250 bp premium.

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 11:07 AM

    Do Goldman clients prefer peanut butter or jelly?
    -C.O.

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 11:47 AM

    @23 UBS clients get to pick between jelly and syrup

  25. 25
    Posted by webmoneybag.net » Blog Archive » No More “You and Us” for Glenn Schorr | June 7, 2010 at 6:08 PM

    [...] knew top-ranked UBS analyst Glenn Schorr was poking around for a new gig and today we learn he’s [...]

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