J.P. Morgan Chase & Co.’s president and CEO Jamie Dimon was interviewed by Charlie Rose at the Securities Industries and Financial Markets Association’s annual meeting on Tuesday, where the Wall Street veteran shared his thoughts on the economy, compensation, markets and bailouts.“The chance of financial Armageddon is over,” Dimon said. “Confidence is coming back. This is what a recovery feels like. Corporate credit is flowing, and corporations are flush with cash.”
Can you feel it? Can you feel down in your plums? That tingly feeling? That’s the recovery working its magic. You want some cash? You want some cash? Here’s some cash [throws it in your face]. Come back for more whenever, I’ve got plenty. This wallet doesn’t lie.
Jamie Dimon On The Financial Crisis [The Deal]
Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2009 3:49PM
I can feel it in my plums. They are turning a blueish hue.
Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2009 3:51PM
Hey, give me back my wallet.
-G.L.Costanza
Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2009 3:54PM
Charlie, stop being a jerk
- JD
Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2009 3:54PM
What a shitty looking wallet.
-LB
Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2009 3:55PM
Awash with liquidity?
Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2009 3:55PM
Jamie D: "When you're rich you don't write checks. You pay in straight cash, homey."
In response to critics asking how he plans on paying for his new diamond encrusted Gulfstream.
Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2009 3:56PM
This was surgically removed from Larry Summers turkey neck
- JD
Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2009 3:57PM
Only Jamie gets Jamie deals
- Jamie Dimon
Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2009 4:04PM
Where is this cash and how can I get my hands on some?
-vp
Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2009 4:05PM
I'm gonna make so much money it will hurt your parents feelings
-JD
Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2009 4:11PM
Rookie- Everyone knows you keep the roll in a brocoli rubber band.
-Gaspagool
Posted by volatilitysmile , Oct 27, 2009 4:12PM
Wether you like it or not - this is how I roll. Models and bottles are back! Holla!
Posted by volatilitysmile , Oct 27, 2009 4:13PM
Whether you like it or not - this is how I roll. Models and bottles are back! Holla!
Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2009 4:13PM
Bernanke's got a gold plated enema stuffed up Dimon's ass pouring 0% Fed money into his colon. The Fed Reserve enema is the new big thing. All the celeb bankers are doing it.
Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2009 4:14PM
@9 Quit working for the government and go into the private sector
-Feinberg
Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2009 4:29PM
Shutup before I crush you with my wallet.
-JD
Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2009 4:32PM
Famous last words: Shut up when your ahead.
Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2009 4:39PM
@17
What's that? I can't hear you through my rolls of hundos. Here, have some cash and go back to the kiddie pool, while us grownups keep printing money.
-JD
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , Oct 27, 2009 4:46PM
all these comments suck
Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2009 5:08PM
@19 sorry they're not the ramblings of a racist deranged piece of trailer trash.
Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2009 5:30PM
JD [holding the fat wallet]: And this is how much it would cost for Greg to stop writing his ass lame posts.
Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2009 10:35PM
Does this mean hyperinflation??
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 9:31AM
Black car service is back at JPM in Chicago. The circle the block waiting to pick up JD's people. Money must be flowing for that to happen.
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 2:17PM
i'm gonna make so much money that you'll vomit out your ass and crap out your mout
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 3:09PM
he's gonna shit when he realizes it's shit