• 27 Oct 2009 at 3:31 PM

Jamie Dimon: Heady Days Are Here Again, Come Get Some Money

By Bess Levin

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J.P. Morgan Chase & Co.’s president and CEO Jamie Dimon was interviewed by Charlie Rose at the Securities Industries and Financial Markets Association’s annual meeting on Tuesday, where the Wall Street veteran shared his thoughts on the economy, compensation, markets and bailouts.
“The chance of financial Armageddon is over,” Dimon said. “Confidence is coming back. This is what a recovery feels like. Corporate credit is flowing, and corporations are flush with cash.”

Can you feel it? Can you feel down in your plums? That tingly feeling? That’s the recovery working its magic. You want some cash? You want some cash? Here’s some cash [throws it in your face]. Come back for more whenever, I’ve got plenty. This wallet doesn’t lie.
Jamie Dimon On The Financial Crisis [The Deal]

Comments (25)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2009 at 3:49 PM

    I can feel it in my plums. They are turning a blueish hue.

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2009 at 3:51 PM

    Hey, give me back my wallet.
    -G.L.Costanza

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2009 at 3:54 PM

    Charlie, stop being a jerk
    - JD

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2009 at 3:54 PM

    What a shitty looking wallet.
    -LB

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2009 at 3:55 PM

    Awash with liquidity?

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2009 at 3:55 PM

    Jamie D: “When you’re rich you don’t write checks. You pay in straight cash, homey.”
    In response to critics asking how he plans on paying for his new diamond encrusted Gulfstream.

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2009 at 3:56 PM

    This was surgically removed from Larry Summers turkey neck
    - JD

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2009 at 3:57 PM

    Only Jamie gets Jamie deals
    - Jamie Dimon

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2009 at 4:04 PM

    Where is this cash and how can I get my hands on some?
    -vp

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2009 at 4:05 PM

    I’m gonna make so much money it will hurt your parents feelings
    -JD

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2009 at 4:11 PM

    Rookie- Everyone knows you keep the roll in a brocoli rubber band.
    -Gaspagool

  12. 12
    Posted by volatilitysmile | October 27, 2009 at 4:12 PM

    Wether you like it or not – this is how I roll. Models and bottles are back! Holla!

  13. 13
    Posted by volatilitysmile | October 27, 2009 at 4:13 PM

    Whether you like it or not – this is how I roll. Models and bottles are back! Holla!

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2009 at 4:13 PM

    Bernanke’s got a gold plated enema stuffed up Dimon’s ass pouring 0% Fed money into his colon. The Fed Reserve enema is the new big thing. All the celeb bankers are doing it.

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2009 at 4:14 PM

    @9 Quit working for the government and go into the private sector
    -Feinberg

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2009 at 4:29 PM

    Shutup before I crush you with my wallet.
    -JD

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2009 at 4:32 PM

    Famous last words: Shut up when your ahead.

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2009 at 4:39 PM

    @17
    What’s that? I can’t hear you through my rolls of hundos. Here, have some cash and go back to the kiddie pool, while us grownups keep printing money.
    -JD

  19. 19
    Posted by Seaman Bodine II | October 27, 2009 at 4:46 PM

    all these comments suck

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2009 at 5:08 PM

    @19 sorry they’re not the ramblings of a racist deranged piece of trailer trash.

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2009 at 5:30 PM

    JD [holding the fat wallet]: And this is how much it would cost for Greg to stop writing his ass lame posts.

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2009 at 10:35 PM

    Does this mean hyperinflation??

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | October 28, 2009 at 9:31 AM

    Black car service is back at JPM in Chicago. The circle the block waiting to pick up JD’s people. Money must be flowing for that to happen.

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | October 28, 2009 at 2:17 PM

    i’m gonna make so much money that you’ll vomit out your ass and crap out your mout

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | October 28, 2009 at 3:09 PM

    he’s gonna shit when he realizes it’s shit

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