Nov 11, 2009, 10:34am
Nov 10, 2009, 8:45am
Photos from Jamie Dimon’s yearbook at the Browning School have surfaced. While I sit here at my desk not knowing what to do with myself, you do your parts and fill in the standard: “The tie says [this], but the jean shirt/turtleneck/tie combo says [that].”
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Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 5:09PM
Is that a Canadian tuxedo?
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 5:12PM
Dimon: This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there.
Posted by Anal_yst , Oct 28, 2009 5:13PM
Cody Willard: Jamie Dimon you are not, nor shall ever be.
(Oh, and I'd be remiss if I left out that he looks so regal in that pic)
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 5:15PM
Even in high school he could hold his own.
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 5:17PM
Dear Bess,
Passionate lady. Give up your vows. Save our city. Right now.
-Jamie Dimon
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 5:18PM
Jamie Dimon seen testing a joke's "reasonable-ness" after hearing the joke that "the reason a bald man has holes in his front pockets is so he can run his fingers through his hair."
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 5:19PM
Cross between Mike Newhouse and Mitch Kramer
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 5:20PM
Cross between Mike Newhouse and Mitch Kramer
Posted by I am Jesse Jackson , Oct 28, 2009 5:20PM
Get your hands out your pockets.
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 5:20PM
The tie says "you can trust me with your daughter and I am going somewhere in life", but the js/turtle/tie combo says "if my van is a rockin, dont come a knockin."
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 5:23PM
"I'd use my tie as a belt but I think holding my pants up with my hands in my pockets sends a stronger message."
-Jamie Dimon
Posted by pro-state , Oct 28, 2009 5:25PM
I didn't know he is native American Indian.
Posted by merkin capital partners , Oct 28, 2009 5:25PM
The tie says "my dad tied this on himself then draped it over me", but the denim combo says "i buy my clothes/get my haircut in Canada".
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 5:25PM
I think the whole outfit says "sex bomb."
Posted by NotNasser , Oct 28, 2009 5:25PM
The hair says, "yes, this is the '70s." But the hands in the pockets say, "the appeal of self-abuse is timeless."
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 5:25PM
So regal.
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 5:25PM
loks like the bully in 3 o'clock high movie - - sadly i viewed this movie many times
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 5:27PM
Jamie Dimon seriously looks like Jim fucking Morrison. Bizarre.
http://www.independent.ie/multimedia/archive/00180/JimMorrison_180472t.jpg
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 5:30PM
“The hair says 'attractive ladies, please,' but the jean shirt/turtleneck/tie combo says 'any port in a storm' (dudes included).”
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 5:30PM
Bess, I think that bottom photo might be of a young Gene Simmons.
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 5:32PM
Please leave me alone.
-BB Help Desk Guy.
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 5:35PM
If you show the first photo to Shia, he'll have his hands in Jamie's pockets.
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 5:35PM
Ok, turnabout is fair play, so here goes: I'd hit it, in a pinch. In fact I think I did hit it.
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , Oct 28, 2009 5:40PM
You know what Geithner? You're the biggest pussy I've ever seen in my life. You didn't even try. How does that feel?
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 5:41PM
now let's see some pics of his three daughters..Mmm
Posted by Last Man Standing , Oct 28, 2009 5:43PM
he looks like he's the native american indian for the thanksgiving play
Posted by Perkins Maxwell , Oct 28, 2009 5:44PM
the tie says "willing to do anything to make Mother happy" while the hands in pockets say "here's my stash, come to Daddy, kids."
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , Oct 28, 2009 5:46PM
in case no one got my dated ref
http://www.facebook.com/profile/pic.php?uid=AAAAAQAQil2sAoyHhbEdByE6JWhbJAAAAAprWFcqN_F_jZa_Qc9dky-Q
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 5:46PM
Sing it.....Mmmbop
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 5:47PM
The tie says "baller", but the all denim ensemble says "ball cupper".
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 5:48PM
Yup, if you've got to do some time, you want him as your cell mate.
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 5:48PM
In second pic what is he doing and where is he?
@2 FTW.
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 5:53PM
The tie says I'm a nerd, but the jean shirt/turtleneck/tie combo says I am high.
Posted by Anal_yst , Oct 28, 2009 5:59PM
Is that one of the Jonas Brothers (bottom pic)?
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 6:05PM
I'm guessing that the beatings in high school made him tough
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 6:13PM
@18, when they finally make a TV movie about the financial crises, Val Kilmer will definitely play Jamie Dimon
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 6:20PM
@1
Post of the day. You killed. Thanks for the laugh!
Posted by Drizzle , Oct 28, 2009 6:28PM
Is he an a chair on top of Everest? Wtf is going on there?
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 6:40PM
He sure has a purty mouth for an UES hippie....
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 6:58PM
Bess, I get the feeling you have feelings for JD. What gives?
CG
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 7:10PM
The tie says, I'm willing to play by the rules," but the rest of it all says, "as long as they're MY rules."
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 7:17PM
You people disappoint me.
(a) Bess tells you she's looking at pics of JD in 1974, the hottest piece of future-banker rough trade in the universe, and she doesn't know what to do with herself; (2) Naked Short? My hero? Cat got your tongue? And (d), Look at those pictures. LOOK. Are they not magnificent?
Please. Someone. Step up your game.
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 7:20PM
@42 I appreciated that.
-Kevin McCallister
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 7:34PM
The tie is ruse. The rest of it says 'I am the Lizard King, my neck is riddled with hickies and my balls ravaged by crabs.'
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 8:02PM
Worst comments ever. Not a single one delivered.
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 8:05PM
He still looks virgin in that photo!
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 8:49PM
I think Bess may do some finger banging over these.
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 8:51PM
Man, what a total fag.
Jeff Spicoli
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 8:58PM
He looks so Welcome Back Kotter in those pics
Posted by Fixed Income , Oct 28, 2009 9:35PM
He's more of a woman in that first picture than Abby Joseph Cohen or Meredith Whitney will ever be.
Browning School? It's nice to know that there is a place where teens can be gay without judgement from others. How progressive.
- Fixed Income
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 9:44PM
These are photoshopped.
ZH
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 9:56PM
cute
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 10:02PM
The tie says, "I'm a prisoner of the institutions I belong to," but the hair says, "I'm a victim of the times."
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 10:05PM
The turtleneck says "I'm a sophisticated lady," but the hands in his pockets say "put it between the bags."
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 10:12PM
The middle picture looks familiar:
http://www.dynamitemap.com/images/dance_w.jpg
Posted by Mme Corea , Oct 28, 2009 11:51PM
Fuck Browning
WE ARE FLEMING!!
MIGHTY MIGHTY FLEMING!!
Pussies
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 12:06AM
holy shit it's chief bromden!
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 12:12AM
The tie says, "if the rules say I have to take the TARP money, I mean wear a tie, I will;" the shirts say, "f@#k it, I'll do what I want with the money, I mean the clothes, whatever I want."
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 12:22AM
10 ftmfw
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 3:01AM
Mongo like candy
Posted by Kyle Horsecock , Oct 29, 2009 7:32AM
No comment.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 8:18AM
Jamie "Dime Bag" Dimon
Posted by DOS , Oct 29, 2009 8:22AM
Gentlemen-
Eye candy at the top of the financial food chain is slim pickings...at any age, JD had and has it going on.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 8:24AM
Second picture:
"C'mon man come back here with that joint. Why you bein like this man? OK, I promise I'll never do your girl again just please bring back that doobie."
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 9:02AM
@47, there you go, sport. Low-hanging fruit, sure, but at least you went out there and picked it.
All you other girls out there see what 47 did? 47 took a position. Because 47 is not a complete pansy.
Anybody else?
42
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 9:10AM
@18...totally...he is the Lizard King
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 9:42AM
The tie says "I'm a serious student" and the turtle neck says "of course I expect a reach-around"
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 10:11AM
He looks like Val Kilmer, but not ice man Val Kilmer, Jim Morrison Val Kilmer.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 10:30AM
I'd hit it.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 11:47AM
@65, Here's my position, gay missionary, me on top JDizz on his back.
-@70
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 12:53PM
spicoli!
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 12:54PM
spicoli!
Posted by guest , Nov 03, 2009 11:21AM
Momma's boy. Narcissist. Never had to clean a toilet in his life. His poor wife has to know he's had every 23 yr old he sees. She's probably an alcoholic and addict anyway. He's all about himself, because his mother said he's all that matters.