Photos from Jamie Dimon’s yearbook at the Browning School have surfaced. While I sit here at my desk not knowing what to do with myself, you do your parts and fill in the standard: “The tie says [this], but the jean shirt/turtleneck/tie combo says [that].”
There are more.
Is that a Canadian tuxedo?
Dimon: This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there.
Cody Willard: Jamie Dimon you are not, nor shall ever be.
(Oh, and I’d be remiss if I left out that he looks so regal in that pic)
Even in high school he could hold his own.
Dear Bess,
Passionate lady. Give up your vows. Save our city. Right now.
-Jamie Dimon
Jamie Dimon seen testing a joke’s “reasonable-ness” after hearing the joke that “the reason a bald man has holes in his front pockets is so he can run his fingers through his hair.”
Cross between Mike Newhouse and Mitch Kramer
Cross between Mike Newhouse and Mitch Kramer
Get your hands out your pockets.
The tie says “you can trust me with your daughter and I am going somewhere in life”, but the js/turtle/tie combo says “if my van is a rockin, dont come a knockin.”
“I’d use my tie as a belt but I think holding my pants up with my hands in my pockets sends a stronger message.”
-Jamie Dimon
I didn’t know he is native American Indian.
The tie says “my dad tied this on himself then draped it over me”, but the denim combo says “i buy my clothes/get my haircut in Canada”.
I think the whole outfit says “sex bomb.”
The hair says, “yes, this is the ’70s.” But the hands in the pockets say, “the appeal of self-abuse is timeless.”
So regal.
loks like the bully in 3 o’clock high movie – - sadly i viewed this movie many times
Jamie Dimon seriously looks like Jim fucking Morrison. Bizarre.
http://www.independent.ie/multimedia/archive/00180/JimMorrison_180472t.jpg
“The hair says ‘attractive ladies, please,’ but the jean shirt/turtleneck/tie combo says ‘any port in a storm’ (dudes included).”
Bess, I think that bottom photo might be of a young Gene Simmons.
Please leave me alone.
-BB Help Desk Guy.
If you show the first photo to Shia, he’ll have his hands in Jamie’s pockets.
Ok, turnabout is fair play, so here goes: I’d hit it, in a pinch. In fact I think I did hit it.
You know what Geithner? You’re the biggest pussy I’ve ever seen in my life. You didn’t even try. How does that feel?
now let’s see some pics of his three daughters..Mmm
he looks like he’s the native american indian for the thanksgiving play
the tie says “willing to do anything to make Mother happy” while the hands in pockets say “here’s my stash, come to Daddy, kids.”
in case no one got my dated ref
http://www.facebook.com/profile/pic.php?uid=AAAAAQAQil2sAoyHhbEdByE6JWhbJAAAAAprWFcqN_F_jZa_Qc9dky-Q
Sing it…..Mmmbop
The tie says “baller”, but the all denim ensemble says “ball cupper”.
Yup, if you’ve got to do some time, you want him as your cell mate.
In second pic what is he doing and where is he?
@2 FTW.
The tie says I’m a nerd, but the jean shirt/turtleneck/tie combo says I am high.
Is that one of the Jonas Brothers (bottom pic)?
I’m guessing that the beatings in high school made him tough
@18, when they finally make a TV movie about the financial crises, Val Kilmer will definitely play Jamie Dimon
@1
Post of the day. You killed. Thanks for the laugh!
Is he an a chair on top of Everest? Wtf is going on there?
He sure has a purty mouth for an UES hippie….
Bess, I get the feeling you have feelings for JD. What gives?
CG
The tie says, I’m willing to play by the rules,” but the rest of it all says, “as long as they’re MY rules.”
You people disappoint me.
(a) Bess tells you she’s looking at pics of JD in 1974, the hottest piece of future-banker rough trade in the universe, and she doesn’t know what to do with herself; (2) Naked Short? My hero? Cat got your tongue? And (d), Look at those pictures. LOOK. Are they not magnificent?
Please. Someone. Step up your game.
@42 I appreciated that.
-Kevin McCallister
The tie is ruse. The rest of it says ‘I am the Lizard King, my neck is riddled with hickies and my balls ravaged by crabs.’
Worst comments ever. Not a single one delivered.
He still looks virgin in that photo!
I think Bess may do some finger banging over these.
Man, what a total fag.
Jeff Spicoli
He looks so Welcome Back Kotter in those pics
He’s more of a woman in that first picture than Abby Joseph Cohen or Meredith Whitney will ever be.
Browning School? It’s nice to know that there is a place where teens can be gay without judgement from others. How progressive.
- Fixed Income
These are photoshopped.
ZH
cute
The tie says, “I’m a prisoner of the institutions I belong to,” but the hair says, “I’m a victim of the times.”
The turtleneck says “I’m a sophisticated lady,” but the hands in his pockets say “put it between the bags.”
The middle picture looks familiar:
http://www.dynamitemap.com/images/dance_w.jpg
Fuck Browning
WE ARE FLEMING!!
MIGHTY MIGHTY FLEMING!!
Pussies
holy shit it’s chief bromden!
The tie says, “if the rules say I have to take the TARP money, I mean wear a tie, I will;” the shirts say, “f@#k it, I’ll do what I want with the money, I mean the clothes, whatever I want.”
10 ftmfw
Mongo like candy
No comment.
Jamie “Dime Bag” Dimon
Gentlemen-
Eye candy at the top of the financial food chain is slim pickings…at any age, JD had and has it going on.
Second picture:
“C’mon man come back here with that joint. Why you bein like this man? OK, I promise I’ll never do your girl again just please bring back that doobie.”
@47, there you go, sport. Low-hanging fruit, sure, but at least you went out there and picked it.
All you other girls out there see what 47 did? 47 took a position. Because 47 is not a complete pansy.
Anybody else?
42
@18…totally…he is the Lizard King
The tie says “I’m a serious student” and the turtle neck says “of course I expect a reach-around”
He looks like Val Kilmer, but not ice man Val Kilmer, Jim Morrison Val Kilmer.
I’d hit it.
@65, Here’s my position, gay missionary, me on top JDizz on his back.
-@70
spicoli!
spicoli!
Momma’s boy. Narcissist. Never had to clean a toilet in his life. His poor wife has to know he’s had every 23 yr old he sees. She’s probably an alcoholic and addict anyway. He’s all about himself, because his mother said he’s all that matters.
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