Saturday, November 21, 2009. Don’t ask questions, just do as I say and clear your schedule.
Otherwise you’ll be missing out on the social event of the holiday season. Seven words: “SAC Capital Advisors Giant Balloon Inflation Party.” Southern Connecticut residents will recognize this event as the kick off to the annual UBS Parade Spectacular through downtown the Sunday before Thanksgiving. Those of you with a clue, however, know this is the shit you want in on. Don’t offer me PTJ’s Christmas spectacular. Fuck Biff Bassness’s Festivus. Big Daddy was there last year, and is expected, fingers crossed, to not only make a repeat appearance, but pitch in and blow some animals himself (he’s been practicing so make sure to request something technically difficult and let him show off the skills). The organizers tell us there’ll be over 200,000 families so you’re probably going to have to trample some small children to ensure you go home with a giraffe but it’ll be worth it. Hoyt Street. See you there.
are SAC employees required to volunteer their time and blow too?
@1 aren’t we always?
-ping j
this is a trap
has steve been working out?
I look good. REALLY good.
-sc
I’ll be there!
-SJR
don’t say thank you, ya hyena
Ooooohhh! Make me a collie!
-you know who!
he’s been practicing all freakin month. still can’t make a giraffe worth a damn.
-dan b.
How were they? Were they nice? Were they built for speed or for comfort?
make me a zamboni clown!
@10 Let’s be honest with each other here, okay? Let’s put all the cards on the table. She’s fit for a straight-jacket. This Bess Levin broad is fucked three ways towards the weekend, and you want to know what? I dig it! It turns me on! Yeah, it turns me on! Because you want to know what the kicker is, Father? Maybe I’m a little fucking crazy! That’s right, maybe Stevie is a little nuts!
-SC
beastlyality
@13 wanna give it another shot?
@14 nope. do you?
@15 sure.
http://www.answers.com/topic/bestiality
The painting was a gift Todd.
I’ll be holding a rival balloon blowing party in Greenwich that night but the balloons will be used condoms i wore to fuck my investors.
-biff basness
@18 holy shit
is this thing in place of our holiday party, ya cheap shit?
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And can we confirm that 12/31/09 is the Giant Annual Position Marking Inflation Party as well?
@18, you motorboating sonofabitch.
@18 that was thoughtful. My investors got anal; rawdog with no lube.
-K.G.
@18 OMG FTW
@22 you got something you’re trying to say pal?
sorry, cant make it. i have class at the university of phoenix that day but thanks for the invite.
-greggo
@14/16
I usually don’t do this, but
http://www.answers.com/topic/beastly
plus
http://www.answers.com/topic/bestiality
equals
beastlyality
get it? or how about
beastly-ality
is that better?
next time, a little more notice pls. I have no idea what I’m going to wear!
-andrea tong
@29 something low cut, obviously.
yes!
besstiality
Steve, forget the balloons, blow THIS instead!
Cowboys from Arizona or Pimps from Oakland?
@ 28 is that you Joke Briefer? twice in one day?
When I opened this thread I thought it was going to tell me something about Mark’s calendars, like perhaps, how they are out of date, on fire, or lost.
-Guy who imagines commas and ellipses
great story numbnuts.
-sc
@35 I could not pretend to JB’s heights. No, it’s just your correspondent, whose heraldic crest reads, “Faithful though Misunderstood.”
one giant inflatable shark pls.
Does this story have anything to do with the initials of Bess’ name?
Can it be mere
coincidence?
SaC ( the opposite of BL, done discretely)
I think you mean bubble inflation, not balloon. And the party is being held at the Fed
Why is everyone drinking retard juice today?
@40 huh?
@42 just you
@42 because its good at getting the taste of weed and hooker spit out of your mouth
@42 – Racist “retard jews” is not nice
SaC = S*ck * c*ck
BL = Bl*w l**d
Why *r* *ll th* v*w*ls *s?
@40 so….this story really has to do with sucking cock and blowing loads? what?
We’re brothers from New Hampshire. We’re venture capitalists.
I’m sick of that. Let’s be from Vermont. And let’s have an emerging maple syrup conglomerate.
@48 maple syrup from maine tastes better
@49 prove it
This is just another insidious attempt to coopt the children. It was the same thing with the lunchboxes. Well I will not stand for it, and I will be removing my children from school during this monster’s address.
Syrup from this stub tastes best, but you need to blow hard to get it.
Is everyone in finance gay?
@53 only the greats.
-pj
I’m not gay!
Dennis Kneale
My SAC is full.