• 12 Oct 2009 at 2:56 PM

Melissa Francis Needs Help

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  1. 1
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 3:03 PM

    go as me, 50 lbs ago.
    -mb

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 3:04 PM

    “Short against the box.” Her and Liesman.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 3:04 PM

    Man NS sure is movin’ up in the world!

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 3:05 PM

    @3 NS?

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 3:06 PM

    An Uncovered Spread.

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 3:06 PM

    Butterfly Spread

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 3:08 PM

    Kudlow’s old balls.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 3:08 PM

    a less hot version of me.
    -amanda drury

  9. 9
    Posted by NakedShort | October 12, 2009 at 3:13 PM

    Thanks for the shout out MFran.
    I think a great idea for you would be to go to Lane Bryant and find the latest from their fall Pant-Suit lineup, but go one size too small. THEN put 4 week old cottage cheese in Zip Loc bags and tape them all over your body. To complete the costume take a bottle of rubber cement and smear it all over your hair (dyed brown) and the jacket.
    BOOM Maria Bartiromo after a cross country flight.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 3:14 PM

    Go as a slutty reporter.

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 3:14 PM

    @naked, wow, too much.

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 3:15 PM

    my left tit.
    -mcc

  13. 13
    Posted by Perkins Maxwell | October 12, 2009 at 3:16 PM

    @Naked: don’t hold back. Ever.

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 3:17 PM

    Naked,
    Too soon.

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 3:20 PM

    Cinderella.
    Except in this version, you stay in the fucking kitchen.

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 3:27 PM

    a slutty business reporter

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 3:27 PM

    pablo escarbar.
    -LK

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 3:30 PM

    Go as a Noel daughter. Bonus points if you can get Steve Schwartzman to play the jockey.

  19. 19
    Posted by precedent wee wee | October 12, 2009 at 3:30 PM

    Every one should be sure and add a nobel peace prize to their costume, whatever they dress as.

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 3:34 PM

    Go as a “crack spread”.
    ~A. Hall
    Castle in Germany

  21. 21
    Posted by Investorcluzo | October 12, 2009 at 3:41 PM

    @naked – the HB tees were great, but damn son…that costume idea is the bomb! do you were in marketing (the creative side)?
    @m franny – I think a furry clip on tail and some black stripes painted across your chest (keep the eye makeup) and boom! insta racoon…that was easy.

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 3:45 PM

    Back-end load?

  23. 23
    Posted by NakedShort | October 12, 2009 at 3:49 PM

    @cluzo never been in marketing. My imagination is just way too overactive.

  24. 24
    Posted by Becky Boot Fan | October 12, 2009 at 3:49 PM

    Butterynipples…you should go as a brick.
    Then I’ll go as a bricklayer.

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 4:03 PM

    @19 she should go as the Nobel peace prize, it’ll go home with anyone

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 4:05 PM

    @20/Andy
    I like the idea, but you gotta be more specific. Are we talking rbob, ho, 3-2-1, or 6-3-2-1? The 6-3-2-1 is more accurate as it includes just a little heavy product, but the 3-2-1 is more liquid and gets my vote.

  27. 27
    Posted by merkin capital partners | October 12, 2009 at 4:11 PM

    can’t go wrong with black face.

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 4:15 PM

    @26 – I’m sure that jibberish makes you feel clued in to the oil market, but take your pedantic nonsense to ZH or something, please.

  29. 29
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 4:19 PM

    http://dealbook.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/10/12/trick-or-treat-the-madoff-halloween-mask/

  30. 30
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 4:42 PM

    @28 there’s actually a non-jibberish dumb joke in there. Call it pedantic if you like, but don’t call it nonsense.
    -26

  31. 31
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 4:43 PM

    Erin Andrews.

  32. 32
    Posted by Joe Mac | October 12, 2009 at 4:46 PM

    Naked- Brutal
    MF- you do it for me. Triple witching…

  33. 33
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 4:49 PM

    Corkscrew option play, that will work.

  34. 34
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 4:59 PM

    2nd 31, raise it by a piercing.

  35. 35
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 5:00 PM

    @28 he’s talking about doo doo man! i have no idea what he was saying but even i could understand that…

  36. 36
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 5:15 PM

    @28, why go and ruin a perfectly good crack spread joke?

  37. 37
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 5:30 PM

    JAKE GYLLENHAAL

  38. 38
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 5:30 PM

    JAKE GYLLENHAAL

  39. 39
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 5:30 PM

    JAKE GYLLENHAAL

  40. 40
    Posted by highlyconfident | October 12, 2009 at 5:32 PM

    Go as a slutty 10 year old.
    -John Wayne Gacy

  41. 41
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 5:33 PM

    MF tweets “I should have been more specific. I’m looking for costume suggestions for KUDLOW…”
    So her job requirement is dressing a geriatric nancy boy? I thought it was housing beads during The Call?

  42. 42
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 6:20 PM

    @41 Everyone knows Kudlow is going as mexican coke shark…

  43. 43
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 7:15 PM

    Female Charlie Gasbagarumor

  44. 44
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 7:46 PM

    Half Camel half Erin B.

  45. 45
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 8:48 PM

    She looks so wholesome in that picture

  46. 46
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 10:49 PM

    Panty check on all y’all !!!!

  47. 47
    Posted by guest | October 12, 2009 at 10:53 PM

    44 – Perhaps half wookie, half Burnett? Those eyebrows lead one to wonder.

  48. 48
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2009 at 2:24 AM

    She still looks virgin in that picture! I know it!

  49. 49
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2009 at 2:26 AM

    She looks so innocent in that picture!

  50. 50
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2009 at 2:31 AM

    Does she have an Iranian blood? She looks like a Persian Princess I know.

  51. 51
    Posted by guest | October 13, 2009 at 2:35 AM

    She looks shy at me in that picture!

  52. 52
    Posted by it's been tooo long | October 13, 2009 at 9:16 AM

    wideclops?

  53. 53
    Posted by morganovich | October 13, 2009 at 10:30 AM

    “fat tail”

  54. 54
    Posted by Preet | May 8, 2012 at 9:21 PM

    P.S la grafica e molto bella, e di meiglo volendo si potrebbe fare, se ovviamente il gioco girasse a 30fps. ma a 60fps 16:9 480P la wii di meiglo non puo’ fare. comunque compratelo ragazzi, la grafica e molto bella, e il gioco molto veloce e divertente.

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