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   Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 2:21 PM

   wtf? is this when CEO’s ate pussy on the job?

2. 2
   Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 2:23 PM

   love the pillows

3. 3
   Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 2:23 PM

   That Beaver looks delicious
   -MM

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   Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 2:24 PM

   @1 what do you mean “when”? every day at the office is a day of scoring puss for me.
   -JD

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   Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 2:25 PM

   “and would instead prefer a warrant for Ken Lewis’s arrest. ”
   but will settle for a ham sandwich.

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   Posted by highlyconfident | October 15, 2009 at 2:29 PM

   I’d prefer more FUCKING HAM!
   -MM

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   Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 2:31 PM

   I live in fuckingham palace.
   -MM

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   Posted by Seaman Bodine II | October 15, 2009 at 2:34 PM

   Mr. Moore,
   Kindly sir welcome you to West Garden Spa. Would you like turn over? Please sir, find me your pee pee…iss not out.
   Mamma – San

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   Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 2:38 PM

   I just miss Beaver. Period.
   ~Bernie

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    Posted by Becky Boot Fan | October 15, 2009 at 2:39 PM

    I’d like to see a deep mancision made in michael moore’s throat from one ear to the other.

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    Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    @4 what do you mean, “you people”?

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    Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 2:43 PM

    Did this idiot actually say $30 billion in bonuses? I hope Kenny boy kicks him in the hind parts and dislodges a blood clot, which causes a massive stroke leaving him unable to speak clearly or move about freely. If Kenny did that he would be redeemed completely for Countrywide, ML, and being a drunk. Bankers, HF Managers, and everyone to the right of Bawney Fwank everywhere would hail the great Ken Lewis!

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    Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 2:44 PM

    MM doesn’t just eat the beaver, he eats the entire woman; head, arms, shoes, everything. Gone.
    Turkish

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    Posted by Becky Boot Fan | October 15, 2009 at 2:53 PM

    Michael Moore is so fat, people shout, “Hey, Koolaid!” and he comes crashing through the wall.

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    Posted by pfluger | October 15, 2009 at 2:54 PM

    MM is a friend of mine.
    -Ward Churchill (fake scholar, fake indian, fake professor)

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    Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 2:58 PM

    Gee Beave! did you here that Eddie Haskell jumped ship from Goldman to JP Morgan. They’re gonna give him a $30M signing bonus and string of Russian runaways. I bet he poaches Lumpy Rutherford when he gets there. I’m really pissed off at Dad for making us major in documentary film studies.

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    Posted by merkin capital partners | October 15, 2009 at 3:03 PM

    Go balloon boy, go!!

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    Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 3:06 PM

    Too bad Michael Moore can’t crawl in that balloon.

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    Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 3:06 PM

    I realize the irony in that it is the greedy capitalist machine that made me a multi-millionaire movie director, but guess again if you think I give a fuck! As long as I’ve got the green in my jeans to afford that Big N’ Tasty with Biggie fries 4 times a day, I’ll spew bullshit the rest of my life! Which reminds me, this financial freedom is only furthering my ability to afford my exponentially growing food budget and therefore capitalism is the reason I’m such a fat fuck! (fart noise)
    -MM

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    Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 3:08 PM

    @17
    I bet you a benjie the little one dies on national tv.

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    Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 3:14 PM

    @14 Oh Yea!

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    Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 3:20 PM

    Why is ‘Under Pressure’ playing in the background for last 2 mins?

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    Posted by highlyconfident | October 15, 2009 at 3:27 PM

    @17 balloon boy seems like Radio Flyer gone wrong… 50 bucks says he’s getting a serious beating when he gets home.

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    Posted by pfluger | October 15, 2009 at 3:59 PM

    @23
    I like it: MM= Balloon Boy.
    I hope you’re right about the serious beating.

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    Posted by guest | October 15, 2009 at 5:03 PM

    He hasn’t seen a beaver in years. Or, come to think of it, his feet.