Not Obama’s favorite banker, Jamie Dimon, though you’re on the right track in assuming it’s someone who doesn’t take shit or prisoners from anyone (though he will take a bullet). Someone who, perhaps unlike our current Treasury Secretary, could stand up to Larry Summers and say “No, you’ve had enough Diet Coke for today,” and pass the big boy a Vitamin Water. Someone, like Fifty Cent. And as luck would have it, Mr. Cent has already stated publicly that should the President decide to shake up the economic dream team, he’s there.
“Any businessman who wants a piece of the future should learn for me. Obama is great. If he wants me as his financial adviser that would be cool.”
If you were thinking the CNBC contributor didn’t have the qualifications for the job, think again.
“I buy diamonds on a very regular basis, but now I am selling my old stuff before I get something new. These are times when you learn about the value of money.”The 34-year-old, who is starring in British crime movie Dead Man Running, said it was inevitable that rich people like him would lose money in the current economic climate.
“If you don’t lose money in this recession, it means you didn’t have enough to start off with,” 50 Cent said. “Sure, I lost a few million, but that’s because I have so much. This is a time that will sort out the strong from the weak.
Watch Your Back, Tim Geithner [Cityfile]







Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 10:44AM
I want to be there when he is informed that Kanye West got the job instead.
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 10:44AM
It's not like he could do any worse.
-TG
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 10:46AM
@2 dick
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 10:47AM
I hope Taylor Swift gets it instead of Kayne & 50 Cent.
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 10:47AM
vitamin water tastes like total ass.
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 10:51AM
Flava Flav wasn't available?
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 10:51AM
@ 5,
I'll take a case of it.
Barney Frank
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 10:52AM
why is everyone always ragging on me? A serious question.
-TG
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 10:54AM
@5
WUT! That stuff does not taste like Booty Sweat!
Alpa Chino
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 10:54AM
50 Cent made 400mm on Vitamin Water, which makes him more qualified than most Wall St goats.
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , Oct 28, 2009 10:55AM
He got boobies like my mama.
Champ
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 10:56AM
I heard he had beef with Larry Summers.
Posted by merkin capital partners , Oct 28, 2009 10:56AM
It was relevant for the Detroit bailout and it's relevant for this...
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=24406
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 10:57AM
@8 - because you're a pathetic stooge who's burying the US in massive debt to reinflate the bubble. And you look like Epstein from Welcome Back Kotter.
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 10:58AM
Ill never get enough diet coke.
-LS
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 11:03AM
50 Cent...the worth of US debt in 5 years?
http://abnormally-distributed.blogspot.com/
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 11:04AM
Ban 16!!!!!!!!
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 11:10AM
Second @17
@16 is a fucking douchebag that needs a 2x4 rammed up his ass.
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 11:14AM
http://www.prudentialct.com/ListingDetails.aspx?norecord=0&LK=1580098
50s House. A LOT nicer than geitner's piece of shit house
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 11:16AM
@19 but could he sell it in this market?
-TG
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 11:24AM
@16 has kiddie porn on his website... I'll alert the cops.
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 11:25AM
@3 dickhead
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 11:29AM
LS is an addled, incontinent old man who, at any given point in time, is either asleep or dribbling diet Coke down his numerous chins. TG is running amateur hour at Treasury and has proven himself to be incompetent in every aspect of his job aside from changing LS's diapers. BO is a pompous asshole who, while gifted at reading his ever-present teleprompter, is economically naive at best (but potentially a disastrous true believer on the left, in which case we really are truly fucked).
Posted by IMDB Monkey , Oct 28, 2009 11:32AM
@14 He looks like Horshack, not Epstein.
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 11:35AM
@ 23, they inherited a mess.
Posted by Anal_yst , Oct 28, 2009 11:38AM
I'm pretty sure 50 didn't make $400m, certainly not cash from Vitamin Water, but whatever, not worth taking one to the chest for.
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 11:51AM
@26 He got paid in stock in the early days of Vitamin Water.
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 11:53AM
@anal_yst you've been notably cranky this week. trouble at home?
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 12:20PM
@25, yes they did...and I'm sure they will still be reminding us of that 7 years from now.
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 1:13PM
I smell like the vault
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 2:02PM
@25 They inherited a mess? Is that like Bush inherited Clinton's naive approach to defense and as a result we got 9/11? How long will you Prius driving, Hollywood loving, limo renting, privat plane flying assholes drink Obama Juice? isnt anyone tire dof seeing this guy on TV commercials, late night shows and NBC?
Someone tell me when Obama takes office so we can start blaming him for the fucking mess that we are in.
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 2:02PM
@29, correct, then the next administration will come in stating that they have to clean up BO's mess all the while claiming that they are going to change the politics of dissension in DC - hahaha
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 2:15PM
@32 Actually they will probebly have to bring back the Consitution at the rate Obama is going. Then we can fix his mess, rebuild Tel Aviv after Iran nukes it and rush to save the lives of all the assholes who took the "Public Option" healthcare plan.
Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2009 4:21PM
Timmy ain't worth a plug nickel so 50 Cent is already an improvement.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2009 7:03PM
It's Fiddy not Fifty.