• 08 Oct 2009 at 8:15 AM

Opening Bell: 10.08.09

GS, JPM Profit Probably Rose as Citigroup Lost Again (Bloomberg)
Incredible, isn’t it? If you thought that was breaking, get a load of this: “We’re seeing a bifurcation of the banking industry between the haves and the have-nots,” said Matt McCormick a banking-industry analyst at Bahl & Gaynor Inc. in Cincinnati, which manages $2.5 billion.
German Probe Won’t Target Deutsche Bank Executives (WSJ)
A formal criminal investigation has been opened in the case of the DB shareholder who was spied on, though the probe doesn’t target the bank’s chairman, chief executive or other management board (supposedly this was the job of lower ranking staff).
BofA To Face 12 Angry Taxpayers In Trial (NYP)
The SEC has demanded a trial by jury in the Merrill losses case.
No Longer A Vik-Tim (NYP)
This is an article based on Vikram Pandit getting a passing grade from the consulting company brought in by the FDIC. Here’s how it starts: “Citigroup CEO Vikram Pandit has gone from goat to hero.”

Coke Didn’t Make America Fat
(WSJ)
An essay, by the CEO of the Coca-Cola Company. (“If we’re genuinely interested in curbing obesity, we need to take a hard look in the mirror and acknowledge that it’s not just about calories in. It’s also about calories out.”)
Bill Ackman’s call hurts Realty Income Corp. (Reuters)
“Word just gets around on what he says and what he is thinking, and I can’t think of another reason why that stock is down so much today,” said Richard Moore, analyst at RBC Capital Markets. Moore did not attend the conference in Texas but heard about Ackman’s call from sources.
In Merrill’s Failed Plan, Lessons for Pay Czar (NYT)
Keep a close eye on employees who might be risking it all in the pursuit of a fabulous office.

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Comments (31)

  1. Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 8:23 AM

    @coke ceo- O RLY?

  2. Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 8:32 AM

    ubs sucks

  3. Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 8:34 AM

    @2, where did that come from?

  4. Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 8:38 AM

    Nice one Mr. Kent; no mention of the prevelance of HFCS.

  5. Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 8:41 AM

    BofA should insist upon a jury of its peers.

  6. Posted by Prince | October 8, 2009 at 8:41 AM

    I mentioned last time that, indeed, ERIN BURNETT was in Dubai. Wondering whose c*ck she is sucking now…just saying.And she colored her hair lighter,too.

  7. Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 8:45 AM

    “that they have decided are high in calories”
    Really? Those numbers on the nutrition label are just made up by public health advocates? And Jesus fuck, Muhtar. Stop kidding yourself that there is any sugar in Coca-Cola or that the can (only 140 calories, allegedly!) represents typical consumption.
    Also, Coke tastes like fizzy goat piss, if the goat is diabetic. Just throwing that in there.

  8. Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 8:45 AM

    Banks making money again this quarter? Great, don’t taxpayers own 34% of GS…. or was it Citi? I forget.

  9. Posted by merkin capital partners | October 8, 2009 at 8:51 AM

    I was at the conference where Ackman made said call. We laughed, he cried, Einhorn sounded/looked like a 13 year old boy. Just another crazy day in Dallas.

  10. Posted by american bandersnatch | October 8, 2009 at 8:59 AM

    merkin – but the most dangerous 13 year old on the planet.

  11. Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 9:02 AM

    Switzerland is for pussies.
    Texas trader

  12. Posted by UBS Sucks Guy | October 8, 2009 at 9:07 AM

    @2 Throwing out “UBS Sucks” for no reason cheapens the “UBS Sucks” brand. Please be advised.

  13. Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 9:10 AM

    @1,4,7 go have some kashi while i guzzle classic coca-cola

  14. Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 9:13 AM

    @8 how could you “forget”?

  15. Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 9:14 AM

    @ 12, it’s not a brand. It’s gospel.
    - A regular in the UBS Sucks parade

  16. Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 9:15 AM

    fat ass@13 hating on coke/its dumbass ceo has nothing to do with being a granola lover.

  17. Posted by registered_user | October 8, 2009 at 9:19 AM

    I don’t know what the issue is… I know lots of models who consume loads of coke and they are all wicked thin….

  18. Posted by merkin capital partners | October 8, 2009 at 9:23 AM

    @snatch… true that. He got smarts real good.

  19. Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 9:24 AM

    MEastern men like women with light colored hair. EB must have work her hair for that. She’s a big flirt!

  20. Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 9:24 AM

    What do YOU mean, you people?
    Booty Sweat

  21. Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 9:31 AM

    @16 oh ok sorry.

  22. Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 9:35 AM

    @11=racist

  23. Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 9:39 AM

    @ 22,
    seriously, throwing that word around belittles a problem that runs rampant. you should examine your motives

  24. Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 9:46 AM

    Vik must be kicking himself for not taking a bite of Lloyd’s weiner when he had the chance.

  25. Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 9:48 AM

    23=RACIST.
    -Not 22

  26. Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 9:49 AM

    Owning slaves is racist.
    Cuba Gooding Jr

  27. Posted by Anal_yst | October 8, 2009 at 9:59 AM

    There’s nothing wrong with having a can of Coca-Cola or a bottle of gatoraid; its the fatasses with no willpower who don’t exercize and down a 6 pack a day.
    Nothing exceeds like excess, write that down.

  28. Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 10:44 AM

    Joe Strummer’s advice to Americans: “Eat Less”.
    Fackin brill. B R I L L

  29. Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 4:28 PM
  30. Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 4:29 PM

    @29 you read it on forbes, didn’t you? so do you need it reprinted on db?

  31. Posted by guest | October 8, 2009 at 4:34 PM

    @29 here.
    Not, not a reprint – maybe a little more of the inside scoop! Fortunately, the fact that a story has been covered (even extensively) somewhere else, never prevented db from revisiting it…

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