Winters Shows JPMorgan Path to Safety, Dimon Shows Him the Door (Bloomberg)
Bill Winters is on the JPM payroll til January but he’s actively taking calls to discuss his future, if any potential employers are interested in this kid. Fun B-Dubs fact: he took a year off during college to work in a beer-bottling plant in Croatia.
Fed Frets About Commercial Real Estate (WSJ)
“Banks will be slow to recognize the severity of the loss — just as they were in residential,” according to a Federal Reserve presentation to banking regulators last month, which was reviewed by The Wall Street Journal.
Fannie And Freddie To Aid Mortgage Banks (WSJ)
The goal being to “reduce risks faced by independent mortgage banks so they can obtain short-term credit.”
RBS Faced Risk of Full Seizure by Brown in Crisis, Gieve Says (Bloomberg)
Breaking: “If RBS, HBOS, Lloyds had gone down last year, that would have had huge contagious effects throughout the rest of the world.”
Back To Wall Street (Forbes)
Senior executives who quit their jobs last year due to the markets being “in the doldrums and regulation around the corner making it not worth their while to stay” are back in the office.
Hotel Feud Prompts Grand Jury Into Probe (WSJ)
What are thousands of pages of stolen documents between friends?
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 8:20AM
UBS and Greg both suck!
-Boom goes the dynamite reporter
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 8:23AM
so did Dimon push Winters out before there could be a coup?
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 8:23AM
I'd hit it.
-banker chick
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 8:39AM
Wow, a UBS Sucker went back to sucking at UBS? Say it isn't so!
I guess he knows something we don't? A miraculous turn around at the bank of suck followed by all staff (women included) getting solid gold testicles?
Suck it Lloyd!
Posted by Benmosche , Oct 07, 2009 8:40AM
Owning a vineyard in Croatia > Working in a beer bottling plant in Croatia
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 8:44AM
When it comes to ME why don't banker chicks say "i'd hit it" ? Is it because of this persistent 'Bangalore Belly' of mine? Yeah, I know, it stinks but can't you look beyond that?
Vikram 'Panty' Pandit, CEO Shiti Bank
Posted by trojan , Oct 07, 2009 8:46AM
in Croatia, beer bottle you
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 8:48AM
@3
i think somebody already hit him. with a brick. in the nose.
-O. Wilson
Posted by ex-PMB chick , Oct 07, 2009 9:22AM
@6 I'd pity-hit it. prolly. but first I want plenty of seamless web.
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 9:30AM
@1
Oh no......We're going to continue on now.
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 9:47AM
US and Greg both suck!
-Boom goes dynamite
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 9:49AM
Dimon is a pussy piece of shit
The Glute Punisher
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 10:00AM
he looks so regal in that pic
Posted by guest , Oct 07, 2009 11:01AM
Fired FIG banker makes 10s of millions & Ferrari off meltdown....
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601109&sid=akryRHYHS0Sg
Posted by Anal_yst , Oct 07, 2009 1:46PM
@6/Vikram
http://www.leveragedsellout.com/2006/05/how-to-get-a-banker-chick-for-the-non-banker-guy/