A young Charlie Gasparino, who knew even then he’d one day write the definitive book on this crisis.
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- Use the Bloomberg command
NH BLG_DEALBREAKER <GO>
to access Dealbreaker
Bess,
What did you have to do to get a hold of this shot? Spare no details.
Is that David Einhorn?
He looks soooo illegal in that pick. mmmmmm….
Dennis Kneale
“Toin da channel on dat TV one more time and I’m gonna fuck ya up!”
- young cg
Saw him on the street the other day. He’s grown about 3 inches since that picture and added a lot of grey hair. Now looks like Benjamin Button at age 10.
Mongoloid.
@1: Sorry, nothing juicy: Charlie posted it on his FB page.
Caption:
Young Charlie Gasparino, circa 1965; Even then he was obsessed with the TV. “Who’s this Cronkite prick? He think he knows than me? Hey Walter what you got? No, what you GOT? You don’t got what I got….”
Nice package.
EB
I see what occurred here. Pulled the ol’ “I’m going to sleep in late, if you don’t mind.” Chuck took off for work, and you rummaged through those old Bertoli boxes, sifting through photos of Adidas jump suits, a-shirts, and captured meat delicacies from Lavarone Bros.
Sneaky, Levin. Sneaky.
Can I have a glossy 8×12 copy of that photo?
Dennis Kneale
ps: I am not wearing pants
I’ve got more Jimmy than the ponz ever had in this picture.
Cg
@9 shut your filthy whore mouth
The black socks say, “I feel dashing and handsome in Garanimals.”, but the white undershirt says, “If you say anything disrespectful about HowdyDoody, I will chew your goddamn kneecaps off.”
Does anybody want to join the Super Adventure club? I am president of the local chapter.
Dennis Kneale
@13 ftw
@12: Down, boy, down. Easy now.
nice mangina
was this taken in 1932?
spooky.
reminds me of Paranormal Activity.
@18 – Yes – Charlie is actually a vampire and hangs out with tweens.
Dammit I was hoping to see his sippy cup full of Scoresby’s and milk in the picture.
you know what absolutely scares the piss out of me about this? i only started buying up the rights to my photos maybe ten years ago…
-sc
Ma, whatsa mattah wit you? You gotta be kiddin’ me. You expect me to wear a crew neck? You betta get me a v-neck, or Gah-fubbid, I’m gonna rip da plastic covering off da couch.
Bess on FIRE today!
haha at plastic covering 23.
What an ugly retarded looking kid!
“Mom… I just created a fluid situation on the floor…”
@2, yes, present day.
whoa! cg has a damn FB page? wtf, is he trolling for coeds? if you don’t have pics of your kids to post, that’s the only other reason to be on that site…just sayin’
grow up chuck, damn!
I like how his book has not been released yet but is at 34% off.
Related, 576 pages??? Did he use 48-pt font, double-spaced?
Bess,
Can you please add “Sensy” to the tags? Or perhaps, “It Moved?” Because it did.
“Mom, when do I get a real wife-beater?”
I usually only get these sensations when I am looking at high def photos of collies.
Dennis Kneale
he looks exactly the same.
I zee he has ze zame hair az a’now.
-Yan, Astor Place
Can’t believe that no one’s commented on that impressive little banana in his shorts.
@cluzo: not only does he have a FB page (yes, scary), but a brand-new Twitter account as well now. If you want it straight from the horse’s mouth (or other bodily orifice), follow @cgasparino for daily bites of Gasparinian goodness
Aww, and to think what a little lat punishing will do to a young lad:
http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/7338/gaspazubaz.jpg
Bess, it looks like you got this photo from the casting director of the original Poltergeist movie. But the casting crew wanted CG in the role of Carol Anne early on. The photo captures a young CG at an audition, about to stumble before the old-timer television, and say, “They’re here.” Heather O’Rourke replaced him soon after this failed attempt.
And now you know the rest of the story.
demon child
Bess you’re gonna pay for this. I told you do NOT post this. NOT cool. So, before you come over tonight, stop by Duane Reed and get some Analease. You’re gonna need it, and if things really go well so will I.
Your Manchild,
CG
Someone’s got a woody!!
In some parts of the world the mother sucks on the child’s man parts to calm it down. I’m guessing we’re missing pictures from the sequence?
check out the big feet on that shit.
-cg
Barney Frank gonna be pissed DB stole his favorite pin-up picture.
“This is Gino the Ginny speakin’”
You’re lucky this floor is carpeted or I’d mop it with you, I’m a floor mopper!
Cluz-bringing the lumber!
He looks so innocent in that picture.Yes, didn’t know what the word “rumor” was all about but now..?
He looks like the son of Roman Emperor Julius Ceasar in that picture!
@33
I damn near spit out a sip of my doppio. Hilarious.
Amber Alert! Amber Alert!
A 3 year old boy has been kidnap near NY Stock exchange while the father was waiting for the hotdog ordered.
If you happen to see a child that looks like CNBC’s Charlie Gasparino call 911.The child though doesn’t talk much like the look-a-like.
CG = Eton Paetz?
He does have quite the package. It is too bad he is still not that height and unable to mount a defense.
Yelling from the other room “YOU MUDDA’S GRAVY IS NOT RUNNY, PUT A SHIRT ON”
Kneale again, does Chaz have wood in the photo, I know I do