A young Charlie Gasparino, who knew even then he’d one day write the definitive book on this crisis.
Photo Of The Day: The Situation Is Fluid
Posted by Bess Levin, Oct 13, 2009, 2:23pm
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Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 2:25PM
Bess,
What did you have to do to get a hold of this shot? Spare no details.
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , Oct 13, 2009 2:28PM
Is that David Einhorn?
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 2:28PM
He looks soooo illegal in that pick. mmmmmm....
Dennis Kneale
Posted by pfluger , Oct 13, 2009 2:28PM
"Toin da channel on dat TV one more time and I'm gonna fuck ya up!"
- young cg
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 2:31PM
Saw him on the street the other day. He's grown about 3 inches since that picture and added a lot of grey hair. Now looks like Benjamin Button at age 10.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 2:31PM
Mongoloid.
Posted by Perkins Maxwell , Oct 13, 2009 2:32PM
@1: Sorry, nothing juicy: Charlie posted it on his FB page.
Caption:
Young Charlie Gasparino, circa 1965; Even then he was obsessed with the TV. "Who's this Cronkite prick? He think he knows than me? Hey Walter what you got? No, what you GOT? You don't got what I got...."
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 2:32PM
Nice package.
EB
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 2:33PM
I see what occurred here. Pulled the ol' "I'm going to sleep in late, if you don't mind." Chuck took off for work, and you rummaged through those old Bertoli boxes, sifting through photos of Adidas jump suits, a-shirts, and captured meat delicacies from Lavarone Bros.
Sneaky, Levin. Sneaky.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 2:33PM
Can I have a glossy 8x12 copy of that photo?
Dennis Kneale
ps: I am not wearing pants
Posted by FUNdamental , Oct 13, 2009 2:35PM
I've got more Jimmy than the ponz ever had in this picture.
Cg
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 2:35PM
@9 shut your filthy whore mouth
Posted by Becky Boot Fan , Oct 13, 2009 2:37PM
The black socks say, "I feel dashing and handsome in Garanimals.", but the white undershirt says, "If you say anything disrespectful about HowdyDoody, I will chew your goddamn kneecaps off."
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 2:38PM
Does anybody want to join the Super Adventure club? I am president of the local chapter.
Dennis Kneale
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 2:39PM
@13 ftw
Posted by Perkins Maxwell , Oct 13, 2009 2:40PM
@12: Down, boy, down. Easy now.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 2:40PM
nice mangina
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 2:40PM
was this taken in 1932?
Posted by trojan , Oct 13, 2009 2:42PM
spooky.
reminds me of Paranormal Activity.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 2:42PM
@18 - Yes - Charlie is actually a vampire and hangs out with tweens.
Posted by NakedShort , Oct 13, 2009 2:42PM
Dammit I was hoping to see his sippy cup full of Scoresby's and milk in the picture.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 2:44PM
you know what absolutely scares the piss out of me about this? i only started buying up the rights to my photos maybe ten years ago...
-sc
Posted by Subprime All Star , Oct 13, 2009 2:46PM
Ma, whatsa mattah wit you? You gotta be kiddin' me. You expect me to wear a crew neck? You betta get me a v-neck, or Gah-fubbid, I'm gonna rip da plastic covering off da couch.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 2:46PM
Bess on FIRE today!
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 2:49PM
haha at plastic covering 23.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 2:53PM
What an ugly retarded looking kid!
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 2:56PM
"Mom... I just created a fluid situation on the floor..."
Posted by merkin capital partners , Oct 13, 2009 2:57PM
@2, yes, present day.
Posted by Investorcluzo , Oct 13, 2009 2:58PM
whoa! cg has a damn FB page? wtf, is he trolling for coeds? if you don't have pics of your kids to post, that's the only other reason to be on that site...just sayin'
grow up chuck, damn!
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 2:59PM
I like how his book has not been released yet but is at 34% off.
Related, 576 pages??? Did he use 48-pt font, double-spaced?
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 3:00PM
Bess,
Can you please add "Sensy" to the tags? Or perhaps, "It Moved?" Because it did.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 3:02PM
"Mom, when do I get a real wife-beater?"
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 3:05PM
I usually only get these sensations when I am looking at high def photos of collies.
Dennis Kneale
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 3:08PM
he looks exactly the same.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 3:09PM
I zee he has ze zame hair az a'now.
-Yan, Astor Place
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 3:19PM
Can't believe that no one's commented on that impressive little banana in his shorts.
Posted by Perkins Maxwell , Oct 13, 2009 3:21PM
@cluzo: not only does he have a FB page (yes, scary), but a brand-new Twitter account as well now. If you want it straight from the horse's mouth (or other bodily orifice), follow @cgasparino for daily bites of Gasparinian goodness
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 3:42PM
Aww, and to think what a little lat punishing will do to a young lad:
http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/7338/gaspazubaz.jpg
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 3:46PM
Bess, it looks like you got this photo from the casting director of the original Poltergeist movie. But the casting crew wanted CG in the role of Carol Anne early on. The photo captures a young CG at an audition, about to stumble before the old-timer television, and say, "They're here." Heather O'Rourke replaced him soon after this failed attempt.
And now you know the rest of the story.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 3:48PM
demon child
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 3:48PM
Bess you're gonna pay for this. I told you do NOT post this. NOT cool. So, before you come over tonight, stop by Duane Reed and get some Analease. You're gonna need it, and if things really go well so will I.
Your Manchild,
CG
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 3:59PM
Someone's got a woody!!
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 4:03PM
In some parts of the world the mother sucks on the child's man parts to calm it down. I'm guessing we're missing pictures from the sequence?
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 4:04PM
check out the big feet on that shit.
-cg
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 4:08PM
Barney Frank gonna be pissed DB stole his favorite pin-up picture.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 5:09PM
"This is Gino the Ginny speakin'"
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 5:52PM
You're lucky this floor is carpeted or I'd mop it with you, I'm a floor mopper!
Posted by Joe Mac , Oct 13, 2009 8:01PM
Cluz-bringing the lumber!
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 9:33PM
He looks so innocent in that picture.Yes, didn't know what the word "rumor" was all about but now..?
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 9:36PM
He looks like the son of Roman Emperor Julius Ceasar in that picture!
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 9:44PM
@33
I damn near spit out a sip of my doppio. Hilarious.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 9:49PM
Amber Alert! Amber Alert!
A 3 year old boy has been kidnap near NY Stock exchange while the father was waiting for the hotdog ordered.
If you happen to see a child that looks like CNBC's Charlie Gasparino call 911.The child though doesn't talk much like the look-a-like.
Posted by guest , Oct 13, 2009 10:43PM
CG = Eton Paetz?
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 1:28AM
He does have quite the package. It is too bad he is still not that height and unable to mount a defense.
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 6:39AM
Yelling from the other room "YOU MUDDA'S GRAVY IS NOT RUNNY, PUT A SHIRT ON"