For those of you worrying the Money Never Sleeps actor would just be spouting lines about the market without the faintest clue as to what he was talking about, fear not. According to director Oliver Stone, ShiLa really gets this stuff. Sayeth Stone:
“[I’m in the market]…but I don’t play it like the [pros]. Or like Shia. As a result of this movie, Shia’s really learned. He’s into it. He trades daily. He and Josh discuss the market between takes.”







Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 10:07AM
Fresh Meat!!
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 10:08AM
I think LeBeef should be a contributing editor to Dealbreaker now. He is obviously a baller now.
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 10:08AM
Vroom!!
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 10:08AM
You sir, are no day trader.
-Tim Sykes
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 10:09AM
Christ on a bike! This is the beginning of the end. I can feel it.
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 10:10AM
This movie is going suck monkey nutz
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 10:10AM
He will now star in the Zerohedge movie.
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 10:10AM
what I wouldn't give to be the one mounting that man-boy on the bike.
-Barney
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 10:11AM
CNBC can report this on their Daily Jobs Report:
Gay for Pay Jobs: No Change
Gay for Pay Traders: +1
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 10:11AM
Dis guy.
-CG
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , Oct 30, 2009 10:13AM
I see Shia riding bitch, but who's that driving?
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 10:19AM
I wish I was that bike.
Dennis Kneale
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 10:25AM
Shia is gayer than Maria B.'s first boyfriend who broke up with her.
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 10:27AM
Pretending to ride a Ducati strapped to a trailer - what more is there to say about this turd of a movie?
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 10:28AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtkvrLTxnGs
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 10:28AM
Shia better generate some gains to pay his parking tickets, there appears to be a boot on his bike.
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 10:29AM
"I'll show you a hot tip Stone"
-Shia
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 10:30AM
I only make love to Virgin surgeons.
LoBoof
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 10:36AM
14 But he is wearing loafers.
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 10:38AM
@14 I can't drive stick, sue me! ~ Shia
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 10:40AM
Where is Lohan to reprise the Darrian role????? Shia needs his faux art decorator/whore too.
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 10:46AM
money never MEEPS
Posted by Joe Mac , Oct 30, 2009 10:48AM
He looks so J. Chiang in that picture!
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 10:51AM
anyone else notice the striking similarity between labeouf and timothy sykes...
Posted by merkin capital partners , Oct 30, 2009 11:01AM
i'll take the other side.
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 11:01AM
How does Stone feel about his lead twink participating in the very activity he means to vilify? Maybe he's got a thing for bad boys, in which case, it probably moves.
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 11:06AM
Shia LaBeouf traded on material non-public information I gave him.
-Roomy Khan
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 11:13AM
LeBouf day trading and Glenn Beck peddling gold. Just quit the industry or take an assisted suicide trip to Switzerland?
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 11:13AM
With a name like Shia LaBeouf how can that guy not be a shitheel.
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 11:14AM
Bess,
I have strong feelings for you. Holla at me, girl!
Shia
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 11:16AM
The only financial term Shia knows is "Short."
Posted by logicalthought , Oct 30, 2009 11:19AM
This is great news, if you're short. Now, if only we had the confirmatory data that Barbara Streisand was back into it!
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 11:27AM
Shia : Ducatti as Greg : Not being a virgin
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 11:35AM
Has anyone actually read the plot to this movie? This thing looks like a real piece of shit.
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 11:38AM
22 - nice work
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 11:40AM
This movie may make a run as the worst finance movie ever made. There is some stiff competition...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083006/
Posted by Fritzskelly , Oct 30, 2009 11:47AM
I suppose its inevitable - Shia and Ron Insana team up for a new fund.
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 11:47AM
Wouldn't Shia be wiser if he passed the CFA first, and then started trading? After all, this is the proven path to earning millions.
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 12:02PM
What's with ShiFag and those god damned Gucci loafers? Is that him trying to play a trader / guido from Long Island who day trades his Scottrade account?
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 12:05PM
Hedge Fund Kids got their clothes at Barneys, not Walmart.
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 12:08PM
Shia on a motorcycle = gay trade.
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 12:09PM
Shia on a motorcycle = gay trade.
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 12:28PM
DAY trader? More like GAY trader haha!
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 12:32PM
Lower your left hand a bit. Yea, that's it.
Posted by 2StopShop , Oct 30, 2009 12:44PM
Makes you wonder what O.Stone said in lieu of "[pros]" that gave the author cause to replace it with that.
C.Suckers would be my 1st guess.
Posted by J. Chiang , Oct 30, 2009 4:22PM
Fucking pussy, who rolls like this?
Posted by Anal_yst , Oct 30, 2009 4:34PM
@34
Yes, the script was better than Shia could do, but that's not really saying much.