alwaleedhorse.jpgHe appreciates everything everyone’s done at Citi, but it’s time to move on. Just pack up your shit, and mosey on out of the place. Hit the bricks. Be gone. This has nothing to do with someone itching to reclaim his title as the single largest shareholder of the bank, BTW, or Geithner acting like a priss when asked to clean up AbT’s horse’s shit (though it would’ve been nice if he could’ve checked his attitude at the door). Everyone at Citi has learned their lesson and the adult supervision is no longer necessary. All good in the hood.

“The earlier the U.S. government exits its investments in those companies, the better,” as long as the withdrawal is not done in a way that hurts the prices of U.S. banking stocks, the Saudi billionaire was quoted as saying in an interview published on Sunday.
“We need to give confidence back to the shareholders and investors that these companies are moving along without government support.”

“Citigroup has learned a huge lesson. The worst is behind them right now,” Alwaleed said, adding that the bank’s $100 billion of tangible common equity, “the highest in the industry,” and the large scope of its operations meant its future was “very bright.”

Comments (26)

  1. Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 11:06 AM

    matching the shirt to the horse = that’s why they call him the prince.

  2. Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 11:06 AM

    Alwaleed and his wife enjoying an Arabian sunset

  3. Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 11:08 AM

    priss?! fuck you!! since when is cleaning up shit in my job title?
    -tgeith

  4. Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 11:09 AM

    @3 since always?
    -bho

  5. Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 11:10 AM

    He looks so LeBeef in that picture.
    Ollie’s Stones

  6. Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 11:11 AM

    A bankrupt consumer trying to pay bankrupt banks which are propped up by a bankrupt government.
    This is the biggest fairy tale I’ve ever seen.

  7. Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 11:13 AM

    prince is looking pretty short in that picture. are we talkin’ adam sender height?

  8. Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 11:14 AM

    Knights in White Satin?
    -MB

  9. Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 11:19 AM

    Beth,
    Would you love me more if I rode a horse downtown and swooped you up, only to ride off into the sunset (my horse can swim through the Hudson, natch)?
    -Clifford “Vicious Animal Playa” Classless

  10. Posted by NakedShort | October 5, 2009 at 11:22 AM

    I didn’t know the Price was dating a Noel sister; she looks great though.

  11. Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 11:23 AM

    cliff@9 you don’t think the horse would make you look a little squat?

  12. Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 11:28 AM

    cliff@9
    That Noel sister doesn’t look that vicious. Maybe if you threaten to repo her townhouse …
    Let us know how that works out for ya

  13. Posted by Becky Boot Fan | October 5, 2009 at 11:31 AM

    You will report to the stables tonite and every night…and without that PRISSY PLEDGE PIN! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!

  14. Posted by Michael V. | October 5, 2009 at 11:40 AM

    My dogs would take that down, easy. Wanna bet?
    @6, what country are you talking about? The whole world is smoking serious weed regarding their finances.

  15. Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 11:40 AM

    Very, very sensy.

  16. Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 11:50 AM

    OK Prince, old buddy old pal. Just get your slave Vik to cough up the $300B us taxpayers have provided and we’ll be on our way…….

  17. Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 12:05 PM

    It moved.

  18. Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 12:11 PM

    This thread is f*cking hilarious. Keep in rolling.

  19. Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 12:16 PM

    UB, I mean Cit, oh never mind…

  20. Posted by Cameljockey | October 5, 2009 at 12:41 PM

    Lovely Bess,
    I’m the Sheikh of Araby.
    Your love belongs to me.
    At night, when you’re asleep
    into your tent I’ll creep.
    Love,
    AbT

  21. Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 12:49 PM

    Friends, foes, and gangsters – if nothing else, remember – never trash talk the Navy while jacking off to a picture of Dick Fuld

  22. Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 12:50 PM

    Friends, foes, and gangsters – if nothing else, remember – never trash talk the Navy while jacking off to a picture of Dick Fuld

  23. Posted by Anal_yst | October 5, 2009 at 12:55 PM

    Yea good call Talal, I’m sure if the gubment pulled out (pre-nut) C would be TOTALLY fine…

  24. Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 1:41 PM

    The US, but rest of world, too… The strong growth experienced in the history of this country was based on bubbles of capital, both credit and equity. This time, because of our central bank system, which prompts a fiat currency, there is NO equity to provide liquidity.
    At least the man JPM could provide help in 1907. That was the last time this country was saved by a liquid source which didn’t have to print cash/increase debt to save the U.S.

  25. Posted by guest | October 5, 2009 at 3:06 PM

    That’s a very faggy picture.
    Rep. B. Frank (D – MA)

  26. Posted by DK | October 5, 2009 at 5:19 PM

    I’d hit it…

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