On October 6, Sallie Krawcheck appeared on CNBC to say that she is “very much focused” on her job running Bank of America’s wealth management unit. According to the Post, this SKraw’s way of “going public with her ambitions to run the bank.” A couple days later, the paper claimed this (fake) campaign for Lewis’s job somehow “got a big boost,” when shareholder Jonathan Finger stated that the board should pick an outsider to run the bank, despite the fact that The Kraw currently works on the inside. So you see everything was chugging along nicely and girlfriend probably would’ve gotten the gig she was so desperately and publicly begging for and them bam!
Charlie Gasparino comes along and puts in his two cents that “this broad” would be a terrible choice to take over at BAC and now, according to Chaz the board, which reportedly has no clue who it’s going to name a replacement, is probably going to go with either Brian Moynihan or Greg Curl within the next two weeks. (CG did concede that the situation is still fluid and that Jonathan Finger “likes” Sallie Krawcheck but it an obvious attempt to let the girl down easy.)
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Any full length pictures of Sallie? What’s the leg situation? Anyone had a look at her?
The words “Finger,” “broad” and “CG” in the same same paragraph?
Nice.
Ode to Charlie Gasparino
Fabulous muscles
Break my face in
It was the kindest touch you ever gave
Wrap my dreams around your thighs
And drape my hope upon the chance to touch your arm
Fabulous muscles
Cremate me after you cum on my lips
Honey boy place my ashes in a vase
Beneath your workout bench
No romance no sexiness
But a star-filled night
Kneeling down before the now familiar flesh
Of your deformed penis
Wigging out before the unfamiliar flesh
Of my broken neck
-Dennis Kneale
@2 nothing like brennan
@2
She’s kind of frumpy.
http://tinyurl.com/yzavxzm
If I could get it up after 12 hrs of hard boozing I’d hit it multiple times.
-KL
Krawcheck is hotter than Lewis. Enough said. Let’s move on to more JC coverage.
http://abnormally-distributed.blogspot.com/
2,
I’d have to guess 2% cottage cheese.
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/10/07/business/07prince.1903.jpg
@8 don’t promote your shitty little blog here. thanks.
-KL
I have no problem fingering that. Is that a recent picture or one from 15 years ago? Just askin’
@4 pure poetry
My 2 cents: great dumper, mediocre cans.
–CG
@ 2 here. Whoa, that picture at the top is deceiving and must have been taken on a good day with great lighting.
@11 the pic is slightly dated but she looked pretty much the same when she was on cnbc.
@2
Dont worry; I as well got suckered in by the lip gloss. I should have done more reconnaissance.
@9 that’s a pic from when she was pregnant I believe. The body’s back.
@17 hell yes!
-KL
@NS/16 – Her lip gloss IS poppin’.
The only way SKraw gets the CEO job is if she makes an oral presentation to several “members” of the board that demonstrates her ability to handle the load. The board cannot afford to hire someone who is going to choke every time some huge issue pops up. She needs to be able to look them in the eyes and satisfy that she can handle an entity that many observers thinks is simply too big to manage. If she succeeds, it will be the climatic moment of a wonderful career.
@13 – I’m wiping the coffee of my screen after that one
@20
I salute you.
5 roper all over her face
So wait, she got hired by C from Bernstein so they could get her out of their hair, once there she did pretty much jack sh*t (being generous), and now she’s @ BoA and anyone thinks making her CEO would be a good idea, why, again?
@4 what an amazing and beautiful ode to a great man, from a great man/animal lover …
this should be studied in college literature classes … bravo young sailor
@5
Brennan and Krawcheck the mother/daughter team of the month.
I wouldn’t make love to her, but I would fuck her.
Zucker Suckers. Save your money CG.
Shaved beaver?