Sallie Krawcheck’s Imaginary Bid For Ken Lewis’s Job Comes To Tragic Near End

salliekrawcheck.jpgOn October 6, Sallie Krawcheck appeared on CNBC to say that she is “very much focused” on her job running Bank of America’s wealth management unit. According to the Post, this SKraw’s way of “going public with her ambitions to run the bank.” A couple days later, the paper claimed this (fake) campaign for Lewis’s job somehow “got a big boost,” when shareholder Jonathan Finger stated that the board should pick an outsider to run the bank, despite the fact that The Kraw currently works on the inside. So you see everything was chugging along nicely and girlfriend probably would’ve gotten the gig she was so desperately and publicly begging for and them bam!

Charlie Gasparino comes along and puts in his two cents that “this broad” would be a terrible choice to take over at BAC and now, according to Chaz the board, which reportedly has no clue who it’s going to name a replacement, is probably going to go with either Brian Moynihan or Greg Curl within the next two weeks. (CG did concede that the situation is still fluid and that Jonathan Finger “likes” Sallie Krawcheck but it an obvious attempt to let the girl down easy.)

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29 Responses to “Sallie Krawcheck’s Imaginary Bid For Ken Lewis’s Job Comes To Tragic Near End”

  1. guest says:

    K R A W C L O P S

  2. guest says:

    Any full length pictures of Sallie? What’s the leg situation? Anyone had a look at her?

  3. guest says:

    The words “Finger,” “broad” and “CG” in the same same paragraph?

  4. guest says:

    Ode to Charlie Gasparino
    Fabulous muscles
    Break my face in
    It was the kindest touch you ever gave
    Wrap my dreams around your thighs
    And drape my hope upon the chance to touch your arm
    Fabulous muscles
    Cremate me after you cum on my lips
    Honey boy place my ashes in a vase
    Beneath your workout bench
    No romance no sexiness
    But a star-filled night
    Kneeling down before the now familiar flesh
    Of your deformed penis
    Wigging out before the unfamiliar flesh
    Of my broken neck
    -Dennis Kneale

  5. guest says:

    @2 nothing like brennan

  6. guest says:

    She’s kind of frumpy.

  7. guest says:

    If I could get it up after 12 hrs of hard boozing I’d hit it multiple times.

  8. Anonymous says:

    Krawcheck is hotter than Lewis. Enough said. Let’s move on to more JC coverage.

  9. guest says:

    @8 don’t promote your shitty little blog here. thanks.

  10. guest says:

    I have no problem fingering that. Is that a recent picture or one from 15 years ago? Just askin’

  11. guest says:

    @4 pure poetry

  12. guest says:

    My 2 cents: great dumper, mediocre cans.

  13. guest says:

    @ 2 here. Whoa, that picture at the top is deceiving and must have been taken on a good day with great lighting.

  14. guest says:

    @11 the pic is slightly dated but she looked pretty much the same when she was on cnbc.

  15. NakedShort says:

    Dont worry; I as well got suckered in by the lip gloss. I should have done more reconnaissance.

  16. guest says:

    @9 that’s a pic from when she was pregnant I believe. The body’s back.

  17. guest says:

    @17 hell yes!

  18. CoveredLong says:

    @NS/16 – Her lip gloss IS poppin’.

  19. guest says:

    The only way SKraw gets the CEO job is if she makes an oral presentation to several “members” of the board that demonstrates her ability to handle the load. The board cannot afford to hire someone who is going to choke every time some huge issue pops up. She needs to be able to look them in the eyes and satisfy that she can handle an entity that many observers thinks is simply too big to manage. If she succeeds, it will be the climatic moment of a wonderful career.

  20. guest says:

    @13 – I’m wiping the coffee of my screen after that one

  21. guest says:

    I salute you.

  22. Effective Date says:

    5 roper all over her face

  23. Anal_yst says:

    So wait, she got hired by C from Bernstein so they could get her out of their hair, once there she did pretty much jack sh*t (being generous), and now she’s @ BoA and anyone thinks making her CEO would be a good idea, why, again?

  24. guest says:

    @4 what an amazing and beautiful ode to a great man, from a great man/animal lover …
    this should be studied in college literature classes … bravo young sailor

  25. guest says:

    Brennan and Krawcheck the mother/daughter team of the month.

  26. Kyle Horsecock says:

    I wouldn’t make love to her, but I would fuck her.

  27. guest says:

    Zucker Suckers. Save your money CG.

  28. guest says:

    Shaved beaver?