• 30 Oct 2009 at 10:00 AM

Shia LaBeouf Is A Day Trader Now

By Bess Levin

shialabeoufmoneyneversleepsmotorcycle.jpgFor those of you worrying the Money Never Sleeps actor would just be spouting lines about the market without the faintest clue as to what he was talking about, fear not. According to director Oliver Stone, ShiLa really gets this stuff. Sayeth Stone:

“[I'm in the market]…but I don’t play it like the [pros]. Or like Shia. As a result of this movie, Shia’s really learned. He’s into it. He trades daily. He and Josh discuss the market between takes.”

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  1. 1
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 10:07 AM

    Fresh Meat!!

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 10:08 AM

    I think LeBeef should be a contributing editor to Dealbreaker now. He is obviously a baller now.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 10:08 AM

    Vroom!!

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 10:08 AM

    You sir, are no day trader.
    -Tim Sykes

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 10:09 AM

    Christ on a bike! This is the beginning of the end. I can feel it.

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 10:10 AM

    This movie is going suck monkey nutz

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 10:11 AM

    CNBC can report this on their Daily Jobs Report:
    Gay for Pay Jobs: No Change
    Gay for Pay Traders: +1

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 10:11 AM

    Dis guy.
    -CG

  9. 9
    Posted by Seaman Bodine II | October 30, 2009 at 10:13 AM

    I see Shia riding bitch, but who’s that driving?

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 10:19 AM

    I wish I was that bike.
    Dennis Kneale

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 10:25 AM

    Shia is gayer than Maria B.’s first boyfriend who broke up with her.

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 10:27 AM

    Pretending to ride a Ducati strapped to a trailer – what more is there to say about this turd of a movie?

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 10:28 AM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtkvrLTxnGs

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 10:28 AM

    Shia better generate some gains to pay his parking tickets, there appears to be a boot on his bike.

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 10:29 AM

    “I’ll show you a hot tip Stone”
    -Shia

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 10:30 AM

    I only make love to Virgin surgeons.
    LoBoof

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 10:36 AM

    14 But he is wearing loafers.

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 10:38 AM

    @14 I can’t drive stick, sue me! ~ Shia

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 10:40 AM

    Where is Lohan to reprise the Darrian role????? Shia needs his faux art decorator/whore too.

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 10:46 AM

    money never MEEPS

  21. 21
    Posted by Joe Mac | October 30, 2009 at 10:48 AM

    He looks so J. Chiang in that picture!

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 10:51 AM

    anyone else notice the striking similarity between labeouf and timothy sykes…

  23. 23
    Posted by merkin capital partners | October 30, 2009 at 11:01 AM

    i’ll take the other side.

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 11:01 AM

    How does Stone feel about his lead twink participating in the very activity he means to vilify? Maybe he’s got a thing for bad boys, in which case, it probably moves.

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 11:06 AM

    Shia LaBeouf traded on material non-public information I gave him.
    -Roomy Khan

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 11:13 AM

    LeBouf day trading and Glenn Beck peddling gold. Just quit the industry or take an assisted suicide trip to Switzerland?

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 11:13 AM

    With a name like Shia LaBeouf how can that guy not be a shitheel.

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 11:14 AM

    Bess,
    I have strong feelings for you. Holla at me, girl!
    Shia

  29. 29
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 11:16 AM

    The only financial term Shia knows is “Short.”

  30. 30
    Posted by logicalthought | October 30, 2009 at 11:19 AM

    This is great news, if you’re short. Now, if only we had the confirmatory data that Barbara Streisand was back into it!

  31. 31
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 11:27 AM

    Shia : Ducatti as Greg : Not being a virgin

  32. 32
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 11:35 AM

    Has anyone actually read the plot to this movie? This thing looks like a real piece of shit.

  33. 33
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 11:38 AM

    22 – nice work

  34. 34
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 11:40 AM

    This movie may make a run as the worst finance movie ever made. There is some stiff competition…
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083006/

  35. 35
    Posted by Fritzskelly | October 30, 2009 at 11:47 AM

    I suppose its inevitable – Shia and Ron Insana team up for a new fund.

  36. 36
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 11:47 AM

    Wouldn’t Shia be wiser if he passed the CFA first, and then started trading? After all, this is the proven path to earning millions.

  37. 37
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 12:02 PM

    What’s with ShiFag and those god damned Gucci loafers? Is that him trying to play a trader / guido from Long Island who day trades his Scottrade account?

  38. 38
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 12:05 PM

    Hedge Fund Kids got their clothes at Barneys, not Walmart.

  39. 39
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 12:08 PM

    Shia on a motorcycle = gay trade.

  40. 40
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 12:09 PM

    Shia on a motorcycle = gay trade.

  41. 41
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 12:28 PM

    DAY trader? More like GAY trader haha!

  42. 42
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 12:32 PM

    Lower your left hand a bit. Yea, that’s it.

  43. 43
    Posted by 2StopShop | October 30, 2009 at 12:44 PM

    Makes you wonder what O.Stone said in lieu of “[pros]” that gave the author cause to replace it with that.
    C.Suckers would be my 1st guess.

  44. 44
    Posted by J. Chiang | October 30, 2009 at 4:22 PM

    Fucking pussy, who rolls like this?

  45. 45
    Posted by Anal_yst | October 30, 2009 at 4:34 PM

    @34
    Yes, the script was better than Shia could do, but that’s not really saying much.

  46. 46
    Posted by FuriousTees.com | March 24, 2010 at 6:54 PM

    Here’s where Shia learned about daytrading in his underwear:
    http://www.furioustees.com/How_to_successfully_day_trade_the_Emini_futures_so_that_I_can_work_from_home-qna1922.html

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