The Administration Stands United In How Many Jobs They’ve Created (Or Saved)

White House.jpgAfter days of speculation, the White House produced the magic number for jobs created or saved courtesy of the stimulus. The exact total so far is 640,329 jobs. You can debate whether or not that number indicates the stimulus is doing enough to alleviate the unemployment problem, but you can’t debate how many jobs the administration is taking credit for. There should be no confusion along those lines.

Vice President Joe Biden, flanked by the governors of California and Maryland at the White House, said the stimulus actually had had a larger impact on the work force.

“So far we’ve created over a million jobs,” Biden said

Stimulus saved or created 640,239 jobs-White House [Reuters]

Comments

1

Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 3:54PM

First shitbirds.

2

Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 3:56PM

I fucking hate your writing Greg. I'm going home to beat my dog. Asshole.

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Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 3:58PM

All who wish they made 640,238 jobs instead say I...

4

Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 3:59PM

When you say beat my dog, are you going to do it with a leather tasseled whip?

5

Posted by CoveredLong , Oct 30, 2009 4:04PM

@2 - Go on, tell me more about what you're going to do to that dog...

-DK

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Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 4:06PM

What's the job destroyed number?

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Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 4:06PM

The Governors of California and Maryland are shitheels.

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Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 4:12PM

Quit calling people shitheels you shitheel.

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Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 4:14PM

To Dealbreaker:

Do not FUCK with me. I will destroy you like I did with FoxNews & edmunds.com... If I say I created 1 MILLION jobs, then I did... and if you don't agree with me, I will send Mad Max up to NY to deal with you.

Sincerely,

Ceaser

woops

King Obama

10

Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 4:16PM

Ceaser?

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Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 4:22PM

Greg,

I'm just disappointed one of those jobs had to be you.

12

Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 4:29PM

@11 You were supposed to say I!

13

Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 6:23PM

lol @ joe biden

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Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 7:00PM

Greg -
I find your posts to be well written, articulate and funny.
Regards,
Maxine Waters

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Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 8:03PM

@8 is a shitheel.

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Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2009 9:40AM

Delusional White House b.s.

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Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2009 9:43AM

Data includes blow jobs given to liberal media mavens.

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Posted by Imperial Minister of Truth , Oct 31, 2009 12:24PM

The secret behind their numbers is the inclusion of the "jobs saved" bit. So, for example, the hypovehiculation of Van Jones is offset by the "reassignment" of Yosi Sargent. Still unknown is whether they are including Manuel Zelaya in the mix.

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Posted by guest , Nov 02, 2009 8:11AM

640,329? I can only assume I was 640,330 as I collect my unemployment check. Hope I have some Change left in my pocket at the end of the week!

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