• 30 Oct 2009 at 3:52 PM

The Administration Stands United In How Many Jobs They’ve Created (Or Saved)

By Greg Michaels

White House.jpgAfter days of speculation, the White House produced the magic number for jobs created or saved courtesy of the stimulus. The exact total so far is 640,329 jobs. You can debate whether or not that number indicates the stimulus is doing enough to alleviate the unemployment problem, but you can’t debate how many jobs the administration is taking credit for. There should be no confusion along those lines.

Vice President Joe Biden, flanked by the governors of California and Maryland at the White House, said the stimulus actually had had a larger impact on the work force.
“So far we’ve created over a million jobs,” Biden said

Stimulus saved or created 640,239 jobs-White House [Reuters]

Comments (19)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 3:54 PM

    First shitbirds.

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 3:56 PM

    I fucking hate your writing Greg. I’m going home to beat my dog. Asshole.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 3:58 PM

    All who wish they made 640,238 jobs instead say I…

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 3:59 PM

    When you say beat my dog, are you going to do it with a leather tasseled whip?

  5. 5
    Posted by CoveredLong | October 30, 2009 at 4:04 PM

    @2 – Go on, tell me more about what you’re going to do to that dog…
    -DK

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 4:06 PM

    What’s the job destroyed number?

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 4:06 PM

    The Governors of California and Maryland are shitheels.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 4:12 PM

    Quit calling people shitheels you shitheel.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 4:14 PM

    To Dealbreaker:
    Do not FUCK with me. I will destroy you like I did with FoxNews & edmunds.com… If I say I created 1 MILLION jobs, then I did… and if you don’t agree with me, I will send Mad Max up to NY to deal with you.
    Sincerely,
    Ceaser
    woops
    King Obama

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 4:16 PM

    Ceaser?

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 4:22 PM

    Greg,
    I’m just disappointed one of those jobs had to be you.

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 4:29 PM

    @11 You were supposed to say I!

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 6:23 PM

    lol @ joe biden

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 7:00 PM

    Greg -
    I find your posts to be well written, articulate and funny.
    Regards,
    Maxine Waters

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | October 30, 2009 at 8:03 PM

    @8 is a shitheel.

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2009 at 9:40 AM

    Delusional White House b.s.

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2009 at 9:43 AM

    Data includes blow jobs given to liberal media mavens.

  18. 18
    Posted by Imperial Minister of Truth | October 31, 2009 at 12:24 PM

    The secret behind their numbers is the inclusion of the “jobs saved” bit. So, for example, the hypovehiculation of Van Jones is offset by the “reassignment” of Yosi Sargent. Still unknown is whether they are including Manuel Zelaya in the mix.

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 8:11 AM

    640,329? I can only assume I was 640,330 as I collect my unemployment check. Hope I have some Change left in my pocket at the end of the week!

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