“When the rally’s on, put your money on Galleon.” That’s one of the lines from a rap the Galleon Group made about itself, in pre-(getting busted for)-insider trading days, according to the Post. Listen to it after the jump, and then let’s discuss the fact that this actually happened, and that if we could secure Li’l Wayne, the investors in Stamford would go nuts for this shit.
Throwing Down The Gauntlet: Why Haven’t Stevie, Ken, L-Train or Einhorny Made Their Own Rap Videos Yet?
Posted by Bess Levin, Oct 16, 2009, 3:10pm
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Posted by guest , Oct 16, 2009 3:18PM
Has anyone ever died from douche chills
Posted by now on buyside , Oct 16, 2009 3:18PM
You've got to be effing kidding me! This is even better than the Balloon Boy rap.
Posted by guest , Oct 16, 2009 3:19PM
Has anyone ever died from douche chills
Posted by guest , Oct 16, 2009 3:20PM
I think it sounds like Jesse James - College Girls are Easy! - Amazing
Posted by guest , Oct 16, 2009 3:20PM
Word to the motha motha word!!!!!!
Posted by guest , Oct 16, 2009 3:21PM
I prefer the cuts off their old mix tapes
Posted by guest , Oct 16, 2009 3:23PM
Einschlong, eh? Tipper or Tippee? Or just the tip?
Posted by guest , Oct 16, 2009 3:24PM
they shoul do a remix with M.I.A.
Posted by guest , Oct 16, 2009 3:24PM
My word, really?
Posted by guest , Oct 16, 2009 3:28PM
@8 I see what you did there.
Posted by guest , Oct 16, 2009 3:30PM
"straight out a Bollywood, yall!"
Posted by now on buyside , Oct 16, 2009 3:31PM
Is Shia LeBoeuf in the video?
Posted by guest , Oct 16, 2009 3:32PM
I missed the thank you note, but I want to say thank you to Dealbreaker's sponsors for making it happen for another week.
With Greg out with the canine flu, Bess really brought her double strong A game.
Posted by guest , Oct 16, 2009 3:32PM
http://mycrains.crainsnewyork.com/40under40/profiles/2008/10103
I was right - spelled it wrong - Jesse Jaymes - WOW
Posted by guest , Oct 16, 2009 3:33PM
CAN I BE A BACK-UP DANCER?!?
-ping j
Posted by guest , Oct 16, 2009 3:34PM
http://insite-out.com/marquis/about/index.html
ok - Jess you have to love me for this - Bernstein is on the board of Marquis Jet
Posted by guest , Oct 16, 2009 3:34PM
http://insite-out.com/marquis/about/index.html
ok - Bess you have to love me for this - Bernstein is on the board of Marquis Jet
Posted by guest , Oct 16, 2009 3:37PM
Hi ho,
I'm available to sing if any of you fund managers want to do a music video. I can come(ha ha) over to your office anytime.
XOXO,
Ashley Dupre
Posted by guest , Oct 16, 2009 3:38PM
@16/17 so he once worked for galleon, who cares?
-notorious big
Posted by guest , Oct 16, 2009 3:38PM
@16/17- Don't tell Bess what she has to do... ever.
Posted by guest , Oct 16, 2009 3:39PM
I do love me some bitches.
-sc
Posted by guest , Oct 16, 2009 3:39PM
@20 - fair - i bow down
Posted by guest , Oct 16, 2009 3:39PM
buy siiiide till i die
Posted by guest , Oct 16, 2009 3:42PM
for my discretion - i salute Bess with this..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4J-xFMO-vM
Posted by guest , Oct 16, 2009 3:49PM
love the file name on that pic
-sc
Posted by guest , Oct 16, 2009 4:01PM
unbelievable
Posted by guest , Oct 16, 2009 4:04PM
what about me you vicious animal liar?
-biff
Posted by guest , Oct 16, 2009 4:13PM
@27
Well that depends. See, your kinda the Kid Rock of finance.... so is that rap or rock?
Posted by guest , Oct 16, 2009 4:15PM
@28 how is biff the kid rock of finance? i like this theory, just interested in the reasoning behind it.
Posted by guest , Oct 16, 2009 4:16PM
It now gives him street cred for his impending jail time.
Hope he remembers the "quart of blood" technique. 'You do that, a quart of blood will drop out of a man's body.'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcTqBLrq1HA&translated=1
Hope he stopped at Duane Reade last night to pick up some KY, cause he is gonna need it.
Posted by guest , Oct 16, 2009 4:17PM
li'l jon- einhorn
notorious big- stevie
ken griffin- ?
ping jiang- li'l kim
cliff asness- ?
dan loeb- mariah carey
george soros- ?
Posted by guest , Oct 16, 2009 4:20PM
Leave the rapping to us. You suck.
Sincerely,
E. Stan O'Neal
MER4LIFE WERD UP
Posted by guest , Oct 16, 2009 4:21PM
@29
28 here. Trashy creep who somehow still married a hollywood celeb for a bit (i.e. ran a hedge fund of semi-notability for a bit), but has recently gone down in flames (commenting on a tabloid blog). I don't know, you have to be careful with analogies as they break down eventually. When I thought of Cliff Asness I thought of trashy, hence I thought of a trashy semi hip hop artist... enter Kid Rock. Maybe Fred Durst instead?
Posted by guest , Oct 16, 2009 4:32PM
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Posted by guest , Oct 16, 2009 6:22PM
My god.
Posted by guest , Oct 17, 2009 10:32AM
yo motherfuckers, ready for the douchiest douche chills?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGGwbiuCwLc
Posted by guest , Oct 17, 2009 4:29PM
Alright, Galleon rap or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tSOTQPUQoU ?
Posted by guest , Oct 18, 2009 12:23AM
@Bess No apostrophe in "Lil Wayne"
Posted by guest , Oct 18, 2009 12:24AM
@Bess No apostrophe in "Lil Wayne"